Femanon here

that's genetic. that woman's probably never exercised in her life.

I want to lick the hole you pee from

how do you tell if user is a girl
>don't worry, they'll tell you

BASED

By getting fat. Why would you want a disgusting fat ass like that? It's hanging like a half empty sack.

PPPPPPFFSSSSSTTTTTRRRRRRRRAAAAAP

Ooh, stinky! Hehe

pffffffft

silent + violent

>Prithee, m'Lady, might I throw my gaze upon your rumpscuttle?
>Yes, my dear, inch those court appearance trousers down to revel thy magnificent can
>Oh my indeed
>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
>What is that over there, schnuckums?
>*Teleports behind you*
>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
>*Crouches down at lightning speed*
>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...
>*Playful chortle*
>That's it, reveal yourself to me
>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
>*SNIFF*
>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties
>*SNIFF*
>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
>Come on lass, you know what I require
>SQUEEEELDGE BOOOOOOOOOR BITOW POW POW BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP

>my lower-class lovebug
I'm fucking dying. The gf has a new nickname

I do a lot of squats and make sure to eat a shitton of carbs. Pic related but only 4'11". Ass is 80% genetics though. I can't get abs without losing too much ass for instance. Bf% matters when it come to ass.

BRAAPFFFTTTTT

My fwb has that exact arse. She's a good swimmer but hasn't done much exercise because has taken over her life at the minute. Also stress eating.

another fembot here

How do I achieve this mode

>implying 90% of the "femanon here" posts aren't from sad males

Good genetic and fat distribution, then eat until you look like this.

All of these brap posters do nothing for me. I want every single woman's ass in this thread suffocating me. Preferably all at the same time.

kek

No need to lie OP that's your ass and you want to get thirsty betas togive you attention.

BRRRRRUUUUUUURP

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This. It's all fat distribution

Based brapposter.

>tfw my ex had an ass like that and now she is getting fucked by someone taller, more charismatic, richer and darker than me and I am not white for starters.

JUST...

All you BRAAPfriends are what make me come so frequently to these threds, please never stop.

Try asking at QTDDTOT, OP you dumb roastie.

>getting cucked out of having a BRAPhog to fuck every night

You have lost in the game of life user. End it now or the suffering continues forever.

>t. someone who lost a big-assed woman and the sex with skinnies can't compare

She fucking ruined me, goddammit I miss that ass.

at least you had a gf

Stop posting butts. Farts come out of there!

>[anus glands expands]
>*...rrrrrrrrrrRRRR
>-BBBBRRRPTTTptptptpt...*
>[brap trap closes]
>...
>[gas bass puckers slightly]
>*...rrrrrRRRRR???*

Umm.. Get a new pussy retard.

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hip thrusts, deadlifts and squats. don't neglect any of them. focus on hip thrusts for extra glutes, on deadlifts for extra hamstrings, or squats for extra quads.

and also eat a lot.

that's perfect female ass, big and a little cellulite. very feminine

You go to the university of Minnesota?

i wanna lick your pooper and cum inside it
but only for hedonistic pleasure because i don't want my kids to have subhuman womanlet genes

Butt-plug Squats

OP is on the left - borderline disgusting bf% tbqh.
Is the one on the right - nice!

I want to pop that pimple, then fuck it

You can never get an ass like that from working out.

Sorry. That ass is purely from that anonette having great fat deposits in her booty. You can tell the shape of it is mostly due to fat and not muscle. If you post your ass rn (or a pic like it) I would be able to post a pic of what kind of ass you could obtain through working out

My ex had an ass like that and never worked out a day in her life (not fat lmao). It was firm too, naturally amazing fat deposits and booty development hnnnng

the pimple or the ass?

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to get the pimple, don't wash it. to get the cellulite, eat excess calories. to get the counterintuitive fat/flat combo, sit in the couch for at least 16 hours every day watching tv or using your laptop (preferably while eating).

you heard me

Step 1: be a woman
Step 2: be fat
Step 3: don't be too fat

>This is literally all it takes to achieve that pethatic excuse of an ass.

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PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNCCTHHHHHBWWWWPPPP

eat lots and dont exercise

I member the first time this image was posted :')

Braaaaaaaaaap

I had sex with my first thick girl today. I felt nothing but disgust after i was done. I still feel sick. High test/Thick is a trap. Don't fall for it.

Sweetie, did she make your pee pee look tiny? BRAPhogs deserve nothing less than Magnum.

Too much woman for you, was she?

My penis is 8 inches, its in no way small. The girl was even 5'4" im 6'7".

and let me guess, you are 250lbs and 5% bodyfat

No , I'm a lanky skeleton.

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dont you have to be 18 to post here?

my butt is 1000 times better. its all genetics

>deleted
BBRRAAAAPPPP

2D: Fat > Muscular
3D: Muscular > Fat

in 2D drawings fat asses always look so appealing, but in real life, asses that fat usually include all the disgusting things about overweight individuals: bad skin with numerous rashes, excessive cellulite, smelly and discoloration.

Never work out.

Eat like a fucking pig.

Not her but starting in the fall.

>femanon here
>how do I get a fat ass?

Lady, check yourself

I wish fat girls actually looked like what they draw themselves as looking like

Tfw I always switch between liking thicc girls and petite Asians
Tfw I have to find a new gf or fuck buddy every 6 months

Im a man, i do squats everyday and glute bridges
My glutes are strong as fuck and really tight,also they gained volume.

>but only 4'11"
Like a give a fuck with that ass. Come home babygirl. I'll wait for ya.

I wish a woman would just rip one off every night in the same room as me. I'd buy her a car and all the slutty needs she desires as long as she didn't miss a day.

Guess I'll have to move my business to Tokyo., lads.

Leg day is for fags

Needle dick detected

THIS ASS IS FUCKING GROSS AND IT'S BEEN STARING AT ME ALL DAY

FUCK YOU OP

i hope you're not serious, that ass is DISGUSTING

musclebutt is best butt

genetics, sorry baby

LUND
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Squats
no really, squats

Dam ass is way better then what u posted earlier

having a fat ass on women is like men having good calves. you gotta be born with them. you aint got it, you aint gonna get it.

hank hill if he was a woman

You can't. That is 100% fat. This is why she has one foot on the bed and is sticking her ass out. To make her ass look less like a bowl of cottage cheese by stretching the skin and muscle out.
It's the ass equivalent to pushing your tits together and taking a picture from above to make your chest look better.
If she planted that foot on the floor and stood with normal posture, you would see the ass for the lumpy, saggy mess that it is. See the thighs for reference.

>my penis is 8 inches
Literally everyone on this Taiwanese doll sculpting forum says they are 8 inches, it's almost like consensuses lie to us telling us the average is 5-6 inches or all the 8 inchers browse Veeky Forums

Sad!

>7" dicklet detected.

I fucking love cottage cheese tbhlads

overeat

god i wish that body on the left was real

perfection no girl can ever achieve

Guys, I don't know. This ass looks flabby and untoned, and full of cellulite.

I'd fuck it, but not a great ass by any standards.

Squats and deadlifts

>Might I withdraw a whiff?

>only 4'11"

So perfect then? I'd throw you around.