"Alright, so what kinda haircut you want today, my dude?"

>every week and a half
Veeky Forums go back to your containment board, we don't want you here

Hitlerjugend, senpai.

a cut exactly like pic related would be cringey as fuck if you're not actually in the military.

>Getting hair cuts
>2017

Just let it grow. What's the point of cutting it...

>short on the sides tapered up, trim the top but leave a bit of length, thanks dude

not that hard autists

>implying my barber doesn't know what I like
>implying you can even get a comb through my luscious locks

Cause I live in bumfuck Texas and it gets insanely hot outside

JUST

Nothing, I haven't cut my hair in about 1.5 years

If that's verbatim what you tell your barber you're a retard. That's so vague it could describe literally any shortish haircut. When a barber hears that they assume you don't know shit about haircuts and are just giving them free artistic license.

What else can i say /do?

>same as before

I just go to the same barber who gives me consistent haircuts. If I think he'

s going to retire, or I end up moving to another city, I'll just take a picture right after my haircut to show the next barber.

>tfw jewfro hair like this when it grows out
>always used to get a 5-6 across the entire thing before but kinda like it growing out
>end up with all this fuzzy shit on the sides
>no clue what to do

This cut please

I want a job my dude

I literally just say 3 on the sides and scissor on the top.

Give them a number guard for the clippers. A measurement of length on the top. Blended or not. Textured or not.

wiki, that you?

i wish i was cool like that guy. no im just an ugly as fuck jew. always used to cut it short to avoid the jewfro now i embrace it

#1 on the sides and finger length on top, shave the sideburns, squared off in back

sucks to suck user

meant to write 2 not 1 but o well

>Shamble into the Great Clips®, barely squeaking through the door due to massive thighs and protein shakes in pocket
>Have to wait 15 minutes; spend time mirin' the male models in a fitness magazine (no homo)
>Name finally gets called; strut over to the chair at a leisurely pace so the hairdresser has time to 'mire
>"Uh, hi, I'm Christie. So, what are we doing with your hair today?"
>"S-something that'll make a cc-cutie like you want t-to date me," gets mumbled out
>"What? I didn't quite catch that, sorry."
>"I said, something that would, uh, make you want to be my g-girlfr..."
>Voice gets caught in throat
>Sweating profusely; the girl has a concerned look on her face
>Blurt out "JUST MAKE IT SH-SHORTER!"
>"O-okay."
>Haircut proceeds in complete silence; the girl avoids physical contact as much as possible
>"So, how does this look?"
>Look into the mirror; the hair is so short that all the facial acne has become more noticeable
>"Uh, it's g-great, thanks."
>Pay as fast as possible and hurry out the door
>Get into car
>Realize halfway home that you didn't even tip at all
>Burst into treats

this tbqh

might as well buzzcut yourself and save the 16bux you wasted at Grate Clibs 8DDD

Go to a real barber shop, m8. Pic related is mine, they're p cool guys, skilled, and have top shelf bantz every day of the week.

Fuck I laughed. Shit son.

Man I wish my barbershop was like that. Nothing but fuck boi type haircuts with shitty Justin Bieber despacito song in the background. It's not even a barbershop anymore. I remember when my dad would take me when he was getting his haircut and they would talk politics, fucking pussy, guns and they would be drinking and smoking cigars. Now we have to keep our mouth shut cause fuck bois bring in their slutty instagram who're girlfriends so we can't offend them and they bitch about which haircut to get.

holy fucking shit that's too real kek

give me de casual fuck boi pls

mfw i got this today LOOOOOL

I like mine. Just two 40 something Boston dudes who sit on the step and watch girls walk by in the summer, and then banter about any and everything inside. There a motorcycle in the window. Good shit.

>Burst into treats

You meant tears, right?

give the barber actual measurements instead of saying things like "short" and "a bit of length".

im not a fan of man buns but long hair on non-fat guys with a decent hairline can look great

plus some girls will fuck you simply for the bun

an undercut always looks good

makes you the male equivalent of a basic white bitch

Short on the back and sides, blending it as it gets to the top. Long on top, I push it all back and to the right, so please make sure I can still style it that way.

But I honestly go to the same barber for years now and the dude knows my hair in and out.

Ain't nothing wrong with that. Classic haircuts are classics for a reason

> short on back and sides
> long on top

Literally every mens haircut

Duh.

idc it looks good my dude, you shouldnt rely too heavily on other people's opinions. undercuts can look really good and easy to wear hats with

How is this not Veeky Forums?
Veeky Forums 2017

4 up top, 2 on the sides, don't blend it and clean up the back.
Except I'd be saying it to a mirror because any retard can buzz his own hair, I've been doing it for years.

no.

you can't do that shit yourself, i've tried, need a barber for fade

>Burst into treats

I'm growing it out, why would I be in a barbershop?

Fuck off newfags

>c...cut it shorter
>y...you can use machine on the sides and back
>15 minutes of complete silence
>that'll be 50$
>t...thanks

I love my barber, he is a an old fitizen who has been doing bodybuilding for decades. But his haircuts are crazy expensive. 40$ a month ain't cheap. That's almost what I pay for fucking car insurance

You could buy a good pair of clippers for that much and cut it yourself for the cost of electricity

this is not Veeky Forums. this is some autist /k/ shit who never made it past boot camp

>dad's a barber, 'classically' trained and all
>free haircuts whenever I want all my life
good feels

toplel

I haven't cut my hair in around 8 years now, I just have my wife cut the ends sometimes.

It's good to give them artistic freedom though. If you go to a hairdresser that's actually decent at his/her job they'll make your hair look better than your description ever would.

50 fucking dollars?

Being Slavic has its downsides, but paying 4 usd for a cut ain't one.

If only I had the hair for it.
Es tut uns leid, mein fuhrer.

Always buzzcut.

These are the 2 faggiest pictures I've ever seen, and I watch shemale and gay porn regularly.

That's a single picture, user.

of two p-people.

for the past year and a half now I've been getting something similar to pic related, but with a tighter fade

My man

>not having a homeboy that know how to cut hair
>not getting free haircuts but still pay them becuase your not a faggot
>making it

Then you should have said "people" instead of "pictures" in your post, you twit. You will never live down this mistake, mark my words. It will haunt your mind every day, every week, every month, every year until you draw your last breath. If only you had known the repercussions of your ill-conceived comment. But it is too late, user. You done goofed, and the consequences will never be the same.

>1980+37
>not going for selleckmode

s-stop it user I don't need this right now.

>hairline is JUST
doesn't matter what I do lol

Tfw haven't cut my hair in a year

yes it does

buzz it

8 on top, 1 on the side tappered with a part away line on the right

how short? I used to do 1 on sides and 3 on top

>getting a man to cut your hair

u gay mate?

find out whatever fits you mate, play around with different lengths, try shit like getting sides faded by shaving at a barber etc

no limits mate

How in the fuck can you do this yourself?

>getting anything other than a low fade or a buzzcut

It's like you guys want to be faggots

>plus some girls will fuck you simply for the bun

Yes, because those are the type of women you want vying for your attention.

Let's face it: the manbun needed to stay in 17th century Japan where it belonged

i only trust fat islander guys to cut my hair.

This. I honestly don't trust women to cut my hair.

>get a buzzcut with the number 8, everything equal
>when I feel I have too much hair do it again

That's it

Just what?

>walk in
>"hello, what can we do for you today?" (Smiling)
>"um....j-just a haircut"
>"okay well just so you know it'll be a 45 minute wait, is that okay?" (Thinking there's not way a regular person would wait that long)
>"o-okay...."
>Wait for 45 minutes staring directly forward and silent like an autist
>Finally one of the girls take me
>"how do you want it"
>"j-just make it short..."
>She tries opening several conversations with me
>Shoot her down with one worded answers or "i don't know"
>She catches that I'm autistic no later than 2 minutes into the cut, rest of the cut goes on for another 10 minutes in silence
>"how's that?"
>looks like shit and combined with my shitty hairline and acne, I look like a hideous fuck
>"G-good thanks....."
>Cut was 15$, tip her 6$ because I don't want to be rude even though I hated the cut
>Leave and say I'll go to a real barber next time
>Come right back and repeat
I need to learn how to cut my own hair

>not learning to cut your own hair
Good job wasting your money and being no better than a woman.

No one can be this autist shirley?

I feel you bro.
Whenever I know I'm going to be in an awkward situation, like a haircut for example, it helps to bring along something like a gun (or a knife if your country doesn't allow it. It helps me to feel much more confident knowing that I can open up on the entire room if I wanted to. It'd obviously better to bring along something with a high capacity and not a little .25mm pocket pistol.

Hello, pleased to meet you. My name is Autist Shirley.
LOOOOOOOOL....

>when you forget it's summer

>.25mm pocket pistol

shoots out literally a grain of rice

nigger, if you don't even know what you're carrying, you shouldn't have it.