*crosses a river*

*crosses a river*

...

washington was nothing like caesar

Let's roll the dice!

*crosses belgium*

*crosses a limit*

holy shit kek

*exists*

>crossing some irrelevant river in some irrelevant event

not the same as the legendary crossing of the rubicon

So I told Caeser to

>cross the Rubicon

and he actually did it the absolute madman!

>attacks his enemies at night and on christmas like a pagan savage

War...war never changes

I kind of like Washington (granted, more as a president than as a general), but this was such a legit cunt move.

*makes your inventions practical and efficient then sells them to everyone*

oh really

That’s Zues he’s imitating there

Get Reked Brit Fuck (or German mercenary fuck).

*crosses a cape and renames it*

*crosses a river*

*stands in the desert*

*attacks the same river seven times*

you misspelled twelve

*crosses a river and then retreats back across*

*crosses a river and then retreats back across*

*crosses a river and stays across*

based grantposter

>christmas
>not pagan

What river?

>tfw you just realize that is a painting of (Lee???) and Grant after noticing the American flag
Fuck me I thought it was Lee and Longstreet for some reason

>Mississippi
>Tennessee
>Cumberland
>Potomac
>Chickahominy
>James
>Rappahannock

The Potomac.

I was mostly referring to the Army of the Potomac's and the Army of Northern Virginia's endless fight and flight back and forth across the Potomac.

le rubicon big deal

This is a US force

I realized after posting, see

I was gonna say it was probably them serving together during the Mexican-American War but then I noticed Lee's gray uniform

*burns a few crops*

*bends a horseshoe and attacks the King of Sweden with a prostitute*

i think it's supposed to be a painting shortly after Appomattox. Grant and Lee are reviewing the AOTP at Appomattox or are maybe just enjoying the view of the landscape.

Thats cause he was cincinattus, sweetie.

Germans were on alert contrary to legend

Probably because he was superior in that he made the world a better place and wasn't a power mad creep.

Zeus was known as Jupiter in roman mythology, and Caesar was the high priest of jupiter

In summary, Washington=Zeus=Jupiter=Caesar

*attempts to cross a river, only to get lost and disembark on the same side of the river*

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>expecting local populace not to do this kind of thing
Britain lost the Revolutionary War mainly because they were fucking retards and kept letting this kind of thing happen to them.

>*burns a few crops*
*invents cornflakes*

*crosses the bishop of rome*

*crosses the bosphorus*

shit

*arrives at samsun*

*Drowns in waist deep river*

no because Washington is Cincinnatus. AKA he leaves comfy retirement to save the republic and once he’s done he goes back to working his farm and fucking his slaves. Caesar ain’t got shit on that.

Didn't Washington lose to the French of all people?

and Caesar lost to a bunch of bumfuck pirates and got buttfucked by a Bythinian king.

I guess? I don't give a shit about Caesar but why are you getting so mad at the failures of a toothless cuck?

You have your generals mixed up

*kills birds*

This would be more interesting if Washington wasn't literally consciously imitating Cincinnatus so he would have a nice legacy.

*cross dress*

Was he a tranny or just a crossdresser?

tranny

he offered good money to any physician who could give him a vagina