Shuffle into gym

>shuffle into gym
>"WE THA BEST MUSIC"

¡¡¡PASEEETO PASEEETO SUBA SUBA SEEEETO!!!

Yeah what the fuck. It's ~~~current year~~~ why do gyms still play music over the speakers. Everyone has their own headphones so they can listen to their own shitty music. I hate trying to listen to my music and compete with the shitty techno and maroon 5 my gym has decided is the best music to listen to while going 2 mph on the treadmill.

Try being normal once in a while user

>Tip toe into gym
>"I AINT GOT TIIIIIIIIIMMMEEEE FOR THESE NIGGAS"

Normal....? What is normal.... Conformist faggot. Maybe we don't want loud obnoxious music played in our ears while trying to get F.I.T. Not to mention that most of the crap is probably got subtle mind control/population control things...

Lmfao fuck off with the nonconformist shit. Grow up.

>somersault into the gym
>FUCK ON ME YAH LOOK AT ME EH
>break all my PRs

I'll bet I'm the oldest dude on this board... Seeya kid...

Oh I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin'
Oh tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin'
Not to think about you
No, no, no, no, not to think about you
No, no, no, no, I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin'
Oh tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin'
Not to give in to you
No, no, no, no, not to give in to you

With my feelings on fire
Guess I'm a bad liar

>walk into uncucked meathead gym
>BENZIIIIIIIIIIIIN, BENZIIIIIIN, GIB MIR BENZIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Feels bretty good man

DID U SEE WHAT I DONE CAME INNA WHITE BENZ LEFT INNA BLACK ONE
Man, I hate niggers...

seriously. that ape music triggeres me every single time and my gym blasts that garbage 24/7 loud as fuck so i heart it through my own plugs

>walk into gym
>I BEEN KISSING WHITE BOYS SINCE 2004

>march into gym
>I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN. SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY.

>Fall down stairs into basement home gym
>WHEN THE JUNGLE IS ON FIRE
>ALL THE ANIMALS SURVIVE
>TO RECLAIM THEIR FREEDOM
>KEEP YOUR TOWN ALIVE

WHO DAT BOI
WHO DAT IZ

>Not going to a gym that exclusively plays music from the Sega Dreamcast classic Crazy Taxi

Sorry kid, but you ain't gonna make it

>Not going to the gym listening to Isochronic Tones to maximize gains.

okay
YAYAYAYAYA

>shuffle into gym
>receptionist hands me my rental shorts
>tip receptionist
>put on Beats by Dre®
>play latest On the Media podcast
>laugh at plebians

>moonwalks into gym
>SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HOE WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY

>I HAD A DREAM I COULD BUY MY WAY TO HEAVEN

Fuck I love that song so much I'm gonna go listen to it right now,thanks user

I wish

>not listening to the soundtrack to Werner Herzog's "Aguirre: the Wraith of God" by the German avant-garde group Popol Vuh

Fucking pleb

underrated post

GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!!!

Nice job retard.

That's my shit.