/fraud/

/fraud/ - it's almost august, why are you still fat? did you give up on your summer goals already?

read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK

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so why again are orals bad? can you start with orals, or are they total garbage?

running orals without a test backer will shut you down. orals are typically very hepatoxic. you only use them in conjunction with test, or to kickstart a test cycle. you can't substitute them for injecting, so don't be a pussy and pin

that being said, they definitely have their place and aren't 'total garbage' - you just have to use them correctly.

what exactly is "kickstarting"

This generally okay advice but like oils, orals are fairly nuanced. There certainly orals you can run for extended periods of time by themselves (dbol). Typically the concept is shit on because it's beginners looking for a way to avoid injecting, and it's fairly inefficient compared to test and other oils.

long estered test (e & c) take time to hit peak blood levels and start 'working,' so people choose to use orals like dbol to get anabolic effects more quickly. but seriously read the fucking sticky.

If you think I'm going to go into nuances for someone who can't read the sticky, you must think I care a lot more than I do. But yes you're not at all wrong.

>There certainly orals you can run for extended periods of time by themselves (dbol)
lol

get out of my thread

Dbol can replace test easily. It's an easy go to for those traveling overseas.

How many people know you are on gear in your personal lives?

If I already have gyno before I do a first cycle, am I supposed to take AI for the entire cycles length?

lol

get out of my thread

None. Unless you count like internet friends, then one, not counting people in these threads.

How is everyone doing today

2 that I've talked to about it. and there are a few guys at the gym that are probably on

My gf, my good buddies, and a couple of dudes from the gym. Literally nobody has batted an eye so far, half of them roid anyway though. My girlfriend knew me when I was a drunk / cokehead so at least if I'm sober and roiding it's """""healhtier?"""""" kek

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I'd tell my gf but I'm more scared of the
>roiding for this
reaction than I am of her reacting badly to the use of steroids

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I really REALLY like that image, mind if i save it?

Me too! Save it, it's all your my friend.

When i was on my mum did my injections for me kek.

Repost because dumb.
Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
It's a wild ride.

I'm quite sure they will help you disguise that stuff, and provide the papers needed. Gotta love how they go all the way trying to please tourists.

>How is everyone doing today
Lowered my dose

Feel like death
Next injection is tomorrow

not to diss this webm but if the chick is blind, would she have any idea of what is aesthetically pleasing or attractive?
cool guy though letting her cop a feel

qt webum

Aw man, hope you get back to feeling normalish soon. Why did you lower your dose?

I mean she's probably felt other people before, and noticing that most people usually feel kind of flabby it's probably interesting for her to feel someone that's thick, solid, tight for a change.

All my close friends, and my brother. A couple of my gym bros know.

Nobody cares except my brother who is a Natty cuck and is mad all my lifts/aesthetics blow his out of the water.

Post a pic, you might just be fat.

1. Nice tits
2. What's wrong with her face
3. FUCKING HIT PROPER SQUAT DEPTH GOD DAMMIT

Ran into some blood issues with my previous cycle

Need to lower the dosage and cruise on this for some time while getting more blood work done..

I'll post a pic once I come back from the gym. Also not fat, I had gyno already when I was 13 years old and at like 8% bodyfat. I was extremely skinny, total Auschwitz mode and had gyno.

I've never seen this pic get posted and not have someone lose their shit about her. I like plastic but this broad is ugly as fugg

pretty much everything about that pic is wrong lol. is that a fucking corset, a belt or just the design of the top? I'm pretty sure her left heel is off the ground.

>working out with these nails
>working out in full makeup
>10 pounds quarter squat

Alright boys going to start my 900mg deca 300mg test e cycle up next week.

That thing is more foul to look at than fat people.

What the fuck is this shit?

How well does dnp work? How likely am I to end up killing myself by using it?

Enjoy the gyno.

Why so salty lately friendo? Who hurt you?

Already have Gyno desu. High dose deca only cycles seem to have been common in the golden era so what's changed?

Flouride in the water and estrogen from BPAs :^)

No it's from gear I've never ran an Ai

End of bulk so I'm a salty fat manlet.

600mg+ deca doses are known for gyno issues, I learned the hard way.

Why deca instead of eq? Also how many weeks? And will you cruise after? I think with high deca you should

Probably a 14-16 week cycle. I've been cruising now and I will after too. And then I might do a hard pct after cruising for a bit longer. I'm not sure I'll be able to recover at all I've been on for a while now.

Purchased some gear from eastern europe
Spent a good amount on this order
Only received 3 things and I ordered 5.
Two packages are marked with legit pharma container
1 is just some loose pills and I have no idea if this is legit

How long?
Friend of mine came of after a 3 years BnC which was mostly Tren with a month "cruise" at best.
He lost a good amount of size but is fine. His test is about the same he says, take that with a grain of salth tho.

eat it and check

Honestly not sure how long I've been cruising but I've been on longer than off the last year. When I was 19 I took a year off and my test was 450 after a year of not running anything or lifting.

Why not just stick to trt?
You'll keep the best of both worlds.

I feel you dog, same boat minus the manlet thing. One week left of blast / bulk and then it's cut time. I feel utterly repulsive at the moment.

Since we're on the topic, when I drop from 500 mg to 150 mg / wk to cruise, when should I be safe to drop the AI? Two weeks? Less?

Just popped another cialis 20mg

Am I going to die?

I've got a week left as well kek.
I'm not even fat but boy do I miss all the definition and striation.

I'd taper of. Go from, example, 0.5mg adex eod to 0.5 e3d etc.
2 weeks should be fine. Could always up a bit when nips get itchy.

Sounds reasonable, good luck with that. Why do you wanna come off entirely instead of cruising if you've been on for so long ? Just temporary? It seems kind of paradoxical to first run a blast and already plan to come off entirely a while after. Why not just stay on a cruise and than get off ?

I was looking to get on TRT, so I used LGD 4033 3mg ED for 3 weeks, and bloods came out looking exactly the way it should: testosterone was below normal reference range, but LH, FSH, and estradiol were still within the normal range. For reference, I'm a 21 y/o male, with no symptoms of low test.

Any tips to get the most out of TRT? Will be seeing the doc for the first time after bloodwork was done.
Also, if anyone's interested, I can post more info on my lab results.

We're all gonna die, dude.

Why did you go for this option?

If only we were all that lucky

What was your test? Docs really dont like prescribing test young

Should a test cycle only consist of one Test subtance, like say Testosterone Enanthate only? Because the source I have doesn't sell that, their vials are a mix of Test Enanthate, Cypionate and Propionate. 400 mg has 188 mg/ml of Enanthate, 187 mg/ml of Cyp and 25 mg/ml of Prop.
Is this good?
Which is superior, Test-E only or a mix like this?

find a better source

What kind of bum source did you find that they dont even sell test e?

So your answer is that Test-E only is far superior to a mix?
I don't know why they don't sell vials of Test-E only but what they do have is pharma grade stuff.

>go on low carb(1 can of beans a day, 100g of corn spread out) to prepare for comic con
>take in like 15+ grams of salt(6g+ sodium) a day

Fuck this is so good.

those asians taking in 10-20 grams of salt/MSG from their soy sauce/fish dishes/fried shit really knew what's going on.

>tfw westerners still think salt causes heart/blood pressure problems and not the fact that 80% of them are fat as shit

see pic

Paranoia about bathtub chemicals

Why would you want to get on TRT if you have normal levels? It will only put you at normal levels anyway... and if you didn't have symptoms before than why would you even bother with a lifelong treatment ?? It can get very annoying having to inject all the time..

If it really is pharma it might not even be that bad of a choice.

Test is test

there's no prop/cyp/enanthate pharma blend. it would be fucking stupid.

blends are fucking aids. though I'll say the one mentioned in isn't nearly as bad as sustanon

I need your most honest opinions Veeky Forums.

Should I go straight from 16 weeks of 750mg test, 400mg deca, 400mg Mast into 250mg test, 400mg Tren, 400mg mast?

Or should I wait, I'm an impatient man but put up with sides easily.
Blood recently came in (week ago) and the only bad thing was BP, which I've fixed.

I understand low carb is to look cut by losing water weight and drain your fat reserves.
But isn't high sodium working against you in this regard?

The body will regulate itself over the course of like 2 days.

As long as you're not a fuckin retard who drinks like 1 liter of water a day tops.

Also the potassium you take in more than counteracts it (brotip : bananas are worthless sugar bombs, beans, lentils and other complex vegetables have tons more potassium per calorie).

i dont what kind of human you are, but looking at these numbers it should be obvious to you that this is a really really bad idea to from a 16 week blast into another blast.

deep down the rabbit hole, i hope ur bigger than mast

Why are blends worse?

So is susta but that shit is still popular
If you take a mix you have to pin for the shortest ester. E and C are almost the same e3d e4d e5d is fine, test p is ed but 25mg might actualy be neglectable i would pin that shit e3d

Can you elablrate on what makes it so good? Real question never read up on salt also potassium ratio if you please

He will probably say low shbg offsets low test and you are fine.
Get some test e for self treatment just in case

Would recomend 4 weeks cruse to let the deca clear. Could add a mini cut psmf to get a little fat off bevore blasting again.

Figured as much, just needed some confirmation that I'm retarted for thinking this might work.
Thanks man.

Just do 150 mg test and 100 mast-e like me, it;s the best cruise

and your bloods are fine? what is your diet like? you eat lot of meat or eggs or just yolo diet?

So because it has shorter esters, it has less anabolic effect than say, pure Test-E or C?

Bloods are fine, nothing to be scared about anyways.
Very very slowly going to the side of taking some minor caution.

Diet is mostly as clean as possibly, vegatables out of the ass for this bulk. No eggs or fat meats. No cheese and the only form of dairy is kwark.
I do a shitload of cardio aside from walking all day on work.

please read the op

I have no answers for you, but I want to literally do the same thing minus the mast - but I'm coming off 16 weeks as well and I'm a little nervous to see bloods. Interested to see what the feedback is.

That is some really fucking low shbg.

No it has less anabolic effect cause its only 25mg vs 2x180mg dummy
I suggest you research for another 6month before doing anything else

Mirin, I eat a lot of eggs and some meat, but mostly chicken. I am worried i might be fucked with cholesterol. I hope red rice yeast and niacin is helping. We will see soon if i am dead or not kek.

I have read the wiki, it says nothing about this subject.
Don't recall saying I intended to start my cycle now. I'm planning it for 6-12 months from now.

You'll prob. be fine.
I know eggs and too much meat can be unhealthy and I've actually looked into veganism from a health perspective but found that some meat is fine.
Cardio is key for health as well.

As a side note, I've recently drained myself and that works wonders for health, at least for me.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

>I have read the wiki, it says nothing about this subject.
reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/compounds/esters

I hate you

Oh, I guess I missed that one because I was kinda reading it in a random order. I'll read everything again from top to bottom order so I won't miss anything.

How do i get a qt blind girl?

Fuck veganism, fucking plant eating hippies. I eat as much chicken to reduce the risk. I am not sure if cardio and cholesterol is related, i am doing a crazy amount each day

Why are you taking such dumb risk, you can just sign up at these faggots. I just receive a card that i can come whenever i want during opening hours. Related to what exactly, only reducing rbc? How much points will it even reduce tho. What was your hb?

sanquin.nl/donor/bloedbanklocaties/?gclid=CPS-7tXcgdQCFQeNGwoduYQEcg

So I've lost some motivation to lift, what keeps you guys motivated? Constant gains is one thing but I work a lot and it's hard balancing out everything right now alongside the gym.

Bad habits keep pulling me in, what would you do /fraud/?

how fat are you?

there is something in your blood work that shows you are /fat/

I like doing it myself for some reason. Reminds me of my self harm days in a good way, just watching blood flow.
Its also easier then you think really.
Clean site, needle in, chill in tub till done.
My sister (nurse) taught me how.

Hb was at 11 mmol/ml a week ago, which is okay.
Yeah reducing rbc, it might be placebo but I always feel amazing a couple of days after draining.
I aim for 500ml when draining.

probably 13-16% bodyfat. Keep in mind this bloodwork is after using LGD to deliberately suppress test

I have discipline.

I also dont feel like storming out the building rejecting cookies :^)

I'm opposed to full veganism but a more plant based diet has benefits.

I'll post my results soon of anyone cares.

Not sure if I can last it /fraud/

I'm supposed to inject tomorrow morning
I want to inject today instead

My was 10.7 after more than 1 bnc, but 11 is the max range not? I felt like total shit for 1 day after the donation. Really weak and dizzy

My gf is a nurse also, but still in school. Probably let her do it when she's secure enough to do it. I also cost me some time to convince her to pin me. because muhh i am afraid to hurt you.

I know it's healthy and many studies say so, but fucking eating only plants for the rest of my life.

feels so good to be back lifting properly
all these fine bitches wearing spandex underwear
rubberized floor so I can fuck weights around
this was the land of milk and honey all along

11 is 0.2 or 0.3 over but nothing to be concerned about. Just have to keep an eye on it.

Gf didnt like pinning me until I tried Clen, shaking like retard makes for bad pins.
She'd rather have her pin me then watching me struggle.

The shit feeling will fade for draining, I also trust myself more then donation banks. I know my body and have the patience for it.
I've donated before and got bruised once or twice. Never happened doing it myself.

Just stick to lean meats and you should be fine.
Having some fatty meats from time to time is fine as well.

why would you wait until tomorrow? any reason?

Is there a way to know if your rbc count is high without doing bloods?

I'm blasting and cruising right now, I'm wondering if I can take between 25-50mg of dbol everyday for a year?