Fitness cringe thread

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A classic

And still he competes while you dwell in your moms basement

Ok, I can see the rationalization of banning diddlies and clean&jerks
But why the fuck is the Press (tm) banned?
That makes no sense

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You're practically doing the double front bicep flex pose while doing it which intimidates the fattys

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im living in the attic now or as I like to call it, the penthouse

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this has destroyed powerlifting.

Jason pls go. And I don't live in my parents' basement, not everyone on Veeky Forums is a loser like you. "Competing" isn't difficult, anyone can sign up for a competition, winning is what matters. 4/10 bait made me reply

>implying powerlifting wasn't a meme from the beginning

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>he doesn't live in his mom's man cave
Pleb.

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This.
Oly is the only remotely respectable form of lifting

It's really not that hard to take pics of girls in the gym without getting caught, this guy is such a retard

nahh man, powerlifting is pretty cool but is getting bumfucked by faggots like this bendy buttpirate. no homo

My gym has a room for meme classes like zumba and shit, one day after the flaming homo teacher "Guilherme" and his mostly fat "Guilhermetes" finished their meme dance and screaming they had a lunch with soda and shit.

Agreed

youtu.be/nLVJTBZtiuw

youtube.com/watch?v=nTtG5gi_tWk

Why are their stances so fucking wide?

That clown on the right should never take his shirt off ever again, disgusting

neat, the full thing

Supasets are meme anyways

because they cant squat that much weight properly

Don't mock Spidermans 5x5

That actually looks really fun

What the fuck is this guy even pretending to be doing? Curls? With that fucked up stance?

Because it is equipped lifting.
Squat suits are very tight so that stance is possibly the only way to reach somewhat depth.

For better examples check out youtu.be/wL33aW5Z088?t=40

It is still a wide fucking squat, but this is more likely because he has a large portruding stomach.
youtu.be/wL33aW5Z088?t=40

Still stupid

Reminds me of Bowser running towards you.

What. The guy on the right has the best body of the three. The guy on the left is disgusting.

this would be a wake up call to any normal sane person

this dude is bigger than 90% of /fit

no

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I keep seeing this
Why do they arch their backs like that?

because they cant lift so they cheat like crazy

Wait, why is her skin that colour? I'm confused, and scared, and revolted.

powerlifting rules require them to touch their chest, so they arch their back and position they position their chest as high as they can so they have a minimal ROM and dont have to lift as much. lets them cheat on their numbers, essentially

I get that it's cheating, but in what way? How does it help from a physical point of view?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS QUEEN SLAAAAAAY

kek

Well she does move fluently. I couldnt dance like this. Shame she probably got a stroke afterwards and recorded it just to prove a false point.

Too fat to run. Needs to diet hard first or she'll hurt herself further.

they don't have to move the bar as far.

She dances like my mom

smaller ROM, and it also turns the movement into a decline bench press, which is easier than a straight bench press

Thats fucking stupid, shouldnt they change the rules so we dont get these worms lifting it so dangerously?

Hardcore workout at Planet Fitness

youtu.be/l0Yy-ZVEe_c

loling at those skullcrushers

hard to come up with a good rule

I understand no super setting but holy shit would I like to hear why I'm not allowed to do those specific exercises

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this is by far the best thing i have seen on Veeky Forums

They are hard exercises done by lifters and bodybuilders whose strength intimidates out of shape people

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

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That's just insulting

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>counting the Smith machine as an oly bar
What the fuck. Don't they know it only nets out to like 5lbs?

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Does anyone even know how much the smith machine bar weighs?

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I go to a Planet Fitness. It's 24 hours, cheap, and has everything I need. I superset regularly, though admittedly, mine doesn't have a "no superset" sign.

I work out at a PF and the only barbell-related things are the smith machine. What I'm doing when I lift now is just not even counting the bar weight because it's so much lighter. When I lift the bar by itself it barely feels like anything, I could probably do it with one finger.

It sucks but it's cheap until I get back to school.

that game was fun as fuck tbqh

Planet fitness is a place imagined up by SJWs, fat tards and feminists alike. The goal for going to that "gym" isn't to make progress with your body, but to seek validation for going in the first place.

Poster from here. I don't even touch the Smith Machine. I run a modified version of Frankoman's dumbbell routine. As for , I do RDLs and no one has ever said shit to me.

LOST

>No supersetting
desu they marginally redeem themselves with this. superset faggots are the worst

>the near future of Mexico

on mine it's 25lbs, you have to look up the manufacturer info

It's actually really annoying when some faggot hogs three different benches so he can do incline decline and threecline and constantly runs between them for SUPASETS

>owns a smith machine

GTFO DYEL

lol

d-delete pls

I'd superset these with webshooter wrist curls to get that functional slinging

kek little guy's going places

the dumbbells only go up to 75 pounds at my PF though, which is why I go smith machine.

she would have such a qt face if she wasn't another moon
>firebush
>pale white skin

gets me hard everytime

Yeah I'm in labour, giving birth to these gains

someone post that webm of that dude almost SNAPPING his back lifting a weight

snibbity snab

>one chink doing skullcrushers
>other chink doing pullovers
>both the chinks and the exercises rook da same
Also nice one-eighth rep dumbbell presses

thaks

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ah ha ha ha ha ha jesus christ

i want to die between those thighs

please jesus if you are real i just want this girl as my wife for my 1 free wish