How do I achieve this physique

How do I achieve this physique

inb4 easy on carrots

starting strength

By leaving this board forever

>tfw bulking because duck season

don't go easy on the carrots

ss + gomad

I am shaking with laughter right now... It's so funny there's tears in my eyes...! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I cannot breaaaathe! I'm choking and I cannot breaaaaathe!!! HELP ME!!! IM SUFFOCATING AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA HEEELP SEND HEEELP AAAAAAH I NEED AN AMBULANCE AAAAAAAH COUGH CHOKE COUGH!!!

AHAHAHAHHAA *inhale* AGAHAHAHZHA MEE TOOOOO user AHAHHAA *inhale* I'M;;;;EOF AJI COUGH COUGH IM FUCKING DYING AHAHA *inhaaaaaaale* AAAARRRRRRRRRR

HELP ME SOMEONE AAAAAAAH I NEED MY INHALER WHEEEEEEEZE I LEFT IT COUGH AT HOME WHEEZE DOES ANYONE HAVE AN INHALER.... COOOOOUGH WHEEEEZE AAAAAAAAAH HELP MEEEEE AAAAAAAAAH

Wait a second... Fat bunny? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I-I-I-I AM L-L-L-LITERALLY SHAKING R-R-RIGHT NOOOOWWWWW BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!

THE TOPPEST OF KEKS?!?!?!?! I SAY YEEES!!!!!

user.. easy on the laughter

ANOOON I *inhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale* I CAN'T

HELP

I [cough]


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AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEHEHHEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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I-I-I j-j-just can't stop l-l-laughing- BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

GOCAD. (Gallon of carrots a day)

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*wheezing throat wrenching stomach pumping vomit inducing cough*
DID HE... DID HE TAKE IT...... BWHAHAHA.... TOO FAR????!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

XD I can't even right now.
Can't wait until I show jade this funny picture meme.

When I saw this image, my finger plunged straight through the toilet roll and up my stinky bumbum hole. EEEEW major yucky!

MOMMA!!! MOMMA COME HERE, YA GOTTA SEE THIS PICTURE... I SAW IT AND I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!

*wake up from coma*

HE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH;;;;; HE DEFINITELY DID user I.................HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHZHUE BWAAAHAHAUHUHUHHIIIIHIHIHIHIHIHI ICANT FUCKING STOOOOOP HE'S THE KING OF HUMOR HEBEFBBFIUBZBF *COUGH* REEHHHERH KEUUUHHHHHH *COUGH*

Who let /b/ out

*sees image and pauses midstroke while raping a baby*
OOOOH YEEEEEEAAAAAH OOOOOOOEEEEEEEEAAAAAAOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
*SPLUT*

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Did you just say self bu- BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHJAJJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! *wheeze*

by staying on this board.

by crashing this plane

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amazing thread/10

XD good thread my man!

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