Femanon here

Post everything you have

Solid 6/10 ass

Uhhhm, no sorry sweetie. That is a lard ass with pimples taken from your best angle

Try some acutane on those cheeks hun

kinda dumpy

Yeah
All dudes are different though. For example, I would probably add 50 or so pounds to you (in fat) because I like that. The people here would probably subtract 10 or 20

Definitely good enough to get Chads though

Found OP

Is nice but you have to show us yours an then we see if you gonna make it (respectfully said)

jesus those pimples are disgusting
>actually lost my fucking appetite

How did you manage to take the picture if you aren't even holding the camera?

Either there are two people in that room, or this pic is taken from the internet.

For my personal preference this is perfect. I like fat asses, small waist and slim stomach. I like thicc thighs and fat asses. Guys who say otherwise have never gotten the ride of their life watching their cock get swallowed.

>that buttacne

There's one small pimple and they come and go, you fucking degenerate. You are repulsed by a pimple on a nice ass but are completely okay with sitting on your left hand and wanking off into a 2L bottle of coke that you keep stored under your racecar bed.

it's a pimple

>next thread
>guys can nofap cure ed???

what is delayed picture

Kek

>ass pimple
>10/10

Funniest thing I have read all day. Try coping any harder.

imgur.com/a/xTdEG

same here. watching your dick get devoured by a big ass is the best shit in the world

In real life if you have a nice puss, tits and feet maybe, but here only to see that and be 10/10 not even close, sorry

moar

Goddamn I miss my Colombian ex gf. The sex was absolutely insane.

Try to get one with your butthole showing.

If you don't show us your butthole, you're not a true fan.

No, it's thick but it's not solid and it's not tight. If you want a perfect ass it has to be thick. Solid. Tight.

i want to give that butt pimple a hickey and a facial

nope you're too fat and your ass is all wrinkled

>tfw current gf has fat peruvian booty
You'll get another, user. Plenty of freak latinas out there.

Andrea?

Oh my god. Steven??

Your lifting your legs because you have no thigh gap you old fucking hag, go post on fucking reddit you discusting misshaping bucket of lard. Was reddit not enfough for you so you post to a mongolian fishing forum. Your ex isn't jealous, he dosnt fucking care. Grow the fuck up and stop acting like such a dumbslut, Jessica.

Would fuck.

This is the pinnacle of your life. Getting fucked once.

...

>tfw White boy in SoCal
>tfw all my girlfriends have been of Mexican descent
>mfw I get the creme of crop chicks with 70%+ European blood that are 7/10+
It's literally impossible to be single here, even if you tried.

>"you fucking degenerate"
>when you're asking random strangers to judge how fuckable your ass is

Ick that's a sad butt. And nasty hammies.

I seriously don't think I could get it up unless I was drunk and maybe a little Cialis.

Listen sweetie, if any of these guy's instinct is NOT wanting to immediately shove their face in your ass, they're gay.
It looks marvelous.

SUPER CHAD here
describe the smell and ill answer your question

>It's literally impossible to be single here, even if you tried

I know r-r-right haha

It's that they crave to look whiter and subconsciously, always seek taller guys with Caucasian aesthetic as a result. It's a fucking treasure pit of pussy here if you're a 6/10+ white dude in SoCal. But! Ya gotta talk to them. I hope you're not too autisimo N sheeeeeeeiit.

>SUPER CHAD
>pasty white blonde no eyebrows
right

OMG YES. Although to be fair, I'm an ass man and would gladly rim you post shower, spank, wiggle, and seemingly always have my hand on your ass... whether we are in bed, shopping, etc.

Yes. I would ruin you. Are you in London?

I think her boyfriend is taking the picture slick. But I agree, fellow ass CPR expert here.

How the fuck has no one done this yet?

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

How do we get more of this girl's ass? I'm in love with her, I don't care about her BF. I love her and in my heart-of-hearts I know it to be true.

Chad here. I will grant you a fuck. Post more of your ass.

Where does this picture even come from?

is this pasta?

>basking in the ambience & aroma
I think this is the end my friend. I think it was just a lil interwebz exhibitionist impulse, and she fulfilled her lulz. You can get a 7/10 Veeky Forums chick with a noice heart-shape ass, here in SoCal. The only downside, they're mostly spics. But! With your British ass, you'll rake in a 9/10 qt spic with 80%+ European ancestry. They just jump on white dicks here like fish on bait. I literally turn down chicks sometimes.

only small dicks or other jealous bitches with no ass would hate on that beautiful thing

my gfs bum looks very similar to that

it smells like sweat even after shower

They get warned.

DAS IT MANE!

Yes. I would ruin you. Are you in London?

That's not even regular Chad. That's a Todd at best

yes. but you are most likely within 1 year or 18 months of falling off (the slow process of becoming a slob) to the point that chads mock you for thinking you are hot

You should be more worried about the cellulite thunder thighs you got going on. Jesus woman, would it kill you to do some fucking squats?

Fuck off Mark.

i wanna pop that pimple so fucking bad

with your teeth

>asks question
>gets answer she doesn't like
>goes further into delusion

Definitely a woman

Those lumps of fat are 3/10, and I'm being generous. Fat piece of shit angling so she looks slimmer, how can't u faganons not see that? Only thing going for you is your size. But fat ass/titties on a fat bitch doesn't count.

You might want to get that cyst lanced before presenting to Chad.

this whole thread is people falling for bait

Chad will fuck anything, don't expect him to stick around though.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!

that ass is fat and disgusting

for the love of any god you believe please moer of that ass and pussy

>Mom! I posted it again XDDD

Depends. Post picture of your gut.
If you don't have a big gut, your ass is pretty good by comparison, but I expect you to just be a fatty in the front

"If a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."

-James Joyce

Now we are talking and definetly you can be a 10/10 in real life

>Todd