/plg/ - powerlifting general

UK number 1
UK has world's strongest man
UK has worlds biggest weasel

>inferior
It isn't comparable because it's not the same.
>hurr I can totally categorize brisket and pork as the same because they are both called barbecue

where in lousiana can I enjoy my food with some nice mountain scenery?

You mountain niggers are the worst.
Bayous and swamps are more interesting and beautiful than conifer trees and rocks.

lad serious question, do i compete ipf an get a county record and real lifting cred or do i go for another federation and take a national/world record

Do the IPF if you want to impress people on the internet.

>he doesn't wear a VR headset while eating

How do you fit the headset around your lmao 195 IQ sized cranium?

what about normies and a cv it all sounds the same

>normies
Normies don't care about powerlifting. If you want to impress people in real life, do strongman or bodybuilding (and take steroids).

>"i have a world record"
>not impressive

I had to get one custom made to fit.

>I have a world record you know
In what?
>Powerlifting
Oh, like Arnold? Do you get all tan and stuff?
>No, I squatted 290 kilograms
Wow, is that a lot? I don't know kilograms
>Yes it is... but only in my weightclass
Oh, there are weight classes? Is that why you're not really muscly?
>I'm trying to stay in my class, and I don't have time or purpose for curls.
Ok. I guess. Chad from the football team squats 400 lbs. That's more than you, isn't it?
>No, I squat more than that, but only burger lolfedders measure in pounds.
You're weird. Bye.

I want to do steroids so fucking badly

Delusional

Back to r9k you go

Trip on Norsefat

I talk to human beings in real life.

I avoid talking about powerlifting like the plague. Most people have never heard of it. The rest of them think it is bodybuilding or strongman.

>triggered gde

pic

Who would win in a royal rumble between you, Sean, and Blueshoes?

Fight is no-holds-barred, and you can use glass bottles of whisky as long as you down the contents during the fight.

trappy?

thats just sean spreading his cancer elsewhere

I bet he's salty about based Trump's banning of trannies in the best military in the world.

>transvestites banned from the military

this presidency just gets better and better

Just transvestites? Why not transsexuals?

With all the discharged mtf trannies running around, you might just get some balloon knot after all.

What's Paul's problem

same thing twink child

>cutting your dick off and taking estrogen
That's some extreme cross dressing

>thinking there is such thing as a transsexual or a transgender person
>not just knowing the basic science that they are men dressing up as women, with varying degrees of how elaborate their dress up game is

lmfao

If anything it's disrespectful to actual transvestites.

>it's disrespectful to actual transvestites

Fuck trannies.

If they do a good job, you won't know they're a tranny. If they want to be called a tranny, then they're extra mentally ill.

they all belong in mental institutions for dissociative disorders

>for millennia there's been powerful and influential men who happen to dress as women in their free time
>within the past 100years the mentally ill want to mutilate their genitals
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I just don't understand why these Reddit Trannies think its their god damn every right to serve in the armed forces.

They won't let you serve if you've had knee or lower back pain in the past 12 months ffs
Everyone here has had that

Its not a club, its the country's defense for fucks sake!

power and influence do not exclude you from mental illness

But the Jews are telling the mentally ill it's acceptable to mutilate themselves.

exactly

put them into mental hospitals

Herr's a a rape pep 4 u

Rather gas (((them))) than take up room in mental hospitals with trannies

...

I believe in therapy and I'm sure many trannies have dissociative issues stemming from abuse
>hurr they was broken by their faggot father, so let's kill them

There are too many trannies

Is this what you want you sick fuck?

arent Jews mentally ill people that mutilate little boys?

(satire)

1. Jews aren't people.
2. Therapy can't help them because their frontal lobes are permanently scarred when their dicks get sliced. There was a study done in Canada and a baby that is circumcised jew style never has their brain return to baseline.

What's the best way to know how many calories I need?

Who do you think?

Blueshoes no doubt desu

>you can use glass bottles of whisky as long as you down the contents during the fight

Sean no contest.

/pol/ please return to your containment board

Fuck off raffy

My money is on you, faceguy.

Blueshoes has the reach, but all you would have to do is lay on him, and his pathetically weak noodle arms wouldn't be able to budge you. You could then pummel is fat chin until you exhausted yourself.

Sean is a non issue. He would sprain his ankle while tripping over his piss jugs on the way out of his mom's basement. He'd arrive at the fight crippled and already inebriated. He'd also be pre-exhausted from trolling for trannies, and masturbating angrily to Lord of the Rings because of the sexy man-hobbits.

No contest. My money is on face guy.

Hearty chuckle.

The projection hurts my eyes

Dino could kill Sean in just one punch

So weird that sean, dino and blueshoes always post together.

Just a coincidence

>that guy who smells like ass before he even starts working out

How do you live like this, smelly man? Jesus.

How's everyone's training going?
>WAWTT
>WAWET
>WAWLTT
>WAWFT

I have become, comfortably numb

What did we do to make you go

Did he make you leave?

week 3 day 1 c6w and week four day 2 cuckols 3x int bench
chicken and potatoes
drone for backround music to reading mango
nothing as usual

Did this man make you leave?

That's me. I just sweat a lot, I don't even smell it myself.

Will you ever come back?

Someone needs to sort themselves out.

Where are you now...

Did one of these guys hurt you?

Did she hurt you?

What was his part in your disappearance

O trappy my trapp

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Punchable faces, tbqh

THE FUCK IS THAT THING

How do you even get fat in Brazil

She is beautiful

Come on user let's get some ice cream and cuddle as we watch the sun set

Also a reminder that failure and unsatisfying results are opportunities for improvement.

No, it's not sweat. It's like stale cigarettes and unwashed clothes.

When you want to look at things differently, your life becomes different. After a while, we grow up and see that we must be grateful for everything and everybody that accepted to be part of our memories, our adventures and see that it was all important to develop the person we are now. The same way you affect people, they affect you. Having faith and a strong base will be your armors to go through everything. Breath, be relaxed and find yourself. Think of what you're passionated to do, what you're not and make your decisions.

Oh, then that is not me, I don't smell like that.

Do I look pretty in this user?

You... You look beautiful Livia

Good news user... I'm pregnant!

youtube.com/watch?v=uKNKVzVAqUk

You need to stop posting and kill yourself.

What will we name the baby user?

We're all alone user... How about I take off my bikini?

Seantarded.

I like this image, thanks for posting.

Come on user... Take your shorts off and jump in

Blueshoes could fill out a swimsuit top better.

Stop it.. please.. I don't want these feels..