Gonna eat this pizza in one sitting. AMA Veeky Forums

Gonna eat this pizza in one sitting. AMA Veeky Forums

enjoy

Are you timing yourself? How fast do you think you can get it down?

Is cheese the only topping?

Why so few toppings? Why are you so boring?

I'm not timing myself, but I'd say 10-15 minutes tops if I concentrate. I'm gonna be watching a show while I eat it so it'll take longer than normal probably
Thank you user

Yes, this had the least amount of calories
Cheapest and had the least kcals

What's it like knowing you'll never make it?

Feels good. That way, I won't have body dysmorphia like 90% of this board.

to be fair eating an entire pizza is either didn't make it OR made it and feeding the beast

tfw not huge enough to eat like a fatass and not get fat

Hot sauce?
Dipping sauce?

The greatest pizza in the world is pizza margherita from naples.

Or if you're a new yorker.. New york cheese pizza

Nope just cheese. Though next time i'll probably get some hot sauce with some Jalepeno peppers on the side

Whats the macros on that bitch?

im ok with my cutting diet right now but if i ever reach shredded mode im ordering a papa johns xxl with everything on + stuffed crust

I'll have to try that shit out sometime
1738 kcal
91g protein
95 g fat
128g carbs

fuggggggg. a-at least i'm getting my calcium

Only faggot put toppings on pizza

Jesus that's bland, I'd even take chicken white rice and broccoli over that and use a good marinade and sauce

Idk, these carbs seem breddy gud for pizza. Eat some cottage cheese and whey and that could even work on a cut...

Margherita normally has a shitload of sauce. With good sauce and a crisp dough it can taste breddy gud

Cultivating mass? Good job user, you'll definitely make it.

Gotta do what you gotta do user.
>cottage cheese and whey
I was actually planning on consuming these items later tonight as i'm a skeletor trying to bulk for the impending winter.

>plain cheese pizza
why are so bad at even eating unhealthy

you*

>he fell for the massive surplus for skeletons meme
You aren't growing any faster than if you just ate a little bit more than what you need for the day

>why are so bad at even eating unhealthy
Then...does this mean i'm healthy?

My mind is susceptible to memes. Please be patient with me

tfw /skelly/ and I eat two pizzas in one seating