Veeky Forums humor

Veeky Forums humor

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Your one rep max

My life

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Why waste our time making fun of fit people when we could be making fun of fat people

It sure is summer. Veeky Forums humor threads are the best.

holy shit kek

Seems like she made a reasonable reaction and user acted like a baby

He look like jaquen from game of thrones

fuck off lil jewboy

i actually laughed

i just fucked a grill off tinder just so everybody knows

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>sorry i made cube

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have to sort out /fit folder

Did anyone screencap that thread?

yus

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Holy fucking shit lmo

M A D M A N

I was in this thread, it was effin gr8

omG!1 LOL!!

Reply with "I'm the dangalang man."

HOLy +SHIT KEK. FuCKING UPVOTED

holy LEL, do we have a continuation???nice

thats a tesseract not a cube you idiot

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Any other rare Chad vs Virgins?

That's a projection of a tesseract, you idiot.

oh shit he does lmao hahah that makes it all the more hilarious

>when im not switching faces with the man faced god im slaying puss with my tinder profile

>implying Jason has never had abs

mirin

The Nerd Scoot

- safety first multi-padding helmet with large face shield for more visibility of people you are trying to avoid
- hiking shoes offer comfort and stability for if ever you need to hop off and help an old lady cross the street
- Scooter is just like new! Nice and clean, washed by dad
- quiet, economical, perfect for getting from A to B (as long as you are staying within the suburbs)
- Sat perfectly upright as if you are at your computer desk
- Facial hair gives a soft cushioning when the chin strap holds helmet on to stop chaffing

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The Chad Cruise

- Audio-quality first multi-channel headphones with noise-cancelling effects reversed to make as much noise as possible to people nearby
- bare feet so you can feel the air breeze through you and better direct air towards the nads for pheromone proliferation in case any stacies are crossing the road nearby
- Bike barely works but has huge loud engine. Leaks oil all over the road and hasnt been washed in years.
- used on motorways, streets, offroad, through shopping malls and high schools, maintaining full control all the way
- Lounged perfectly horizontal as if receiving snapchats on the sofa back at home
- Minimal clothing to ensure even tan. Fluorescent Orange shorty shorts ensure that your groin and ass are visible from miles away, night or day

gets me everytime

Fpbp
SAVAGE

oops typo

Post the motivation pics made in this style.

One of my fucking favorites

Jesus, that guy on the right looks like his stomach is a trash bag packed with lumpy shit.

TLDR

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thank you user

not funny it worka

U just ignorant

"That guy"

>t. newfag

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this will never not be funny

I'M GUNNA FUCKING CUM

>>>/Tumblr/

this is beautiful

>dreaming last night
>in a strip club
>had hottest stripper 10/10
>sat on my lap
>my dick has reached diamond on the hardness scale
>puts her head real close to mine
>really like that feeling
>told her we can just cuddle
>ended up cuddling with a stripper in a dream instead
>cant even get laid in my dreams
>I wish i could go back
>her skin was soft
>she never even took off her clothes

haha hilarious

>new fag

>>her skin waa soft

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Never sealed the deal in mine either. Something always interrupts

>cant even get laid in my dreams
Same senpai

> when they dont have a tinder for x-men

capped

>can't decide routine today
>rolls dice

>told her we can just cuddle

This is where it all went wrong senpai

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jesus christ they killed that poor woman's innocence.

Lurk more

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Golem get ye gone

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10/10

All those responses to that post
It really is summer

Holy fuck I'm dead

Look at that fucking trigger discipline after he assassinated that guy. Truly, an alpha.

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I fucking die laughing everytime I come across this screencap

Fucking artful

Classic kek.

dunno if this fits but im on keto and I literally had a nightmare about my mom forcefeeding me white bread.

So I went to the YMCA today...

>Finished working out
>Went to get in the sauna
>50 year old man with beer gut is inside
>Is "working out".
>Keeps stepping up on the bench
>Then stepping down
>Other people are also inside the sauna
>Wait until he leaves
>Others say that he keeps stepping on the bench, leaves, showers, and comes straight back.
>Keeps saying "this is how the russians do it"
>Man comes back, and I leave to shower.
>Before I'm done, he gets in the stall beside mine
>I hear him grunting in the shower.
>Begin to see urine puddling inside the stall.

This happened less than an hour ago by the way.

>tfw one of your kids is Karl Pilkington

Beta pussy, you should have pissed on him

lift for toshino

That pretentious cunt on the left is sipping Starbucks at the gym while using Apple products. I saw a video saying niggers compulsively require corporate brands of the highest price and quality to make themselves. I'm convinced.

yeh but you see it's ironic so it's ok

what's the story behind the chad assassination?

time.com/4608713/russia-turkey-assassination-photos/

I got this from googling "picture taken during live assassination"

This is coping at its finest.

is this legal

that is a fucking incredible photograph

this was a meme from like 2 years ago

Nice dubs but joke does not equal meme. Meme is representation of culture, as you unintentionally pointed out. Jokes can be memes, but not all jokes are memes.

Not in my state. Can't speak for the other 49.