What type of girl do you like fit?

What type of girl do you like fit?

Catholic

I'm just happy if shes alive

Tall, lanky and awkward.

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Slim, nerdy, smell nice, no benis.

Ones with feminine benis

>no benis
That's a bit much expected, dear sir.

>someone will make a /r9k/ tier post and it would get a fukton of replies, mostly with pictures only

If the word fell appart and I happened to encounter a girl like this, I honestly don't know if my moral values would still be up to date.

You seriously might be homosexual if you don't agree.

I lift for "her"

Thicc and degenerate slampigs for fucking.

But when I'm done I'm gonna look for a tall, slim, classy wife.

Small qt jap girl that can cook and makes music

I remember a girl like that had a huge crush on me in highschool. I had a big thing for her too but since we were both shy nerds neither one of us acted on it.
She was pretty smart so she left town afterwards to attend prestigious colleges, and last I heard she is still single.

Loyal, can cook, has sex whenever and wherever i want, atleast a 5/10 and hellbent on self improving

At this point, the ones born with a pussy.

Maybe it's not too late my man

thick latinas

Im smashing a thick girl currently. I got her too work out, Dress the way i want , wear collars and make her body hairless expect hair on head and eyebrows. Now i need to get her to do her makeup real good. Any recommendations?

You do know your sex doll isn't a real girl do you?

Im being serious my bro. How do i get her to do makeup like porn-stars?

Loyal

Black!

Post a pic please dude

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Skinny tall girls
That being said, I wouldn't turn down an attractive girl just cause she's not my 'type'

Big tits, big ass, young.

Imperfect ones. They try harder and fuck better.

I have one now that let's me do all kinds of shit to her. We have amazing sex. Plus she lifts with me, so I have gym buddy too.

5'4" - 5'8", athletic, adventurous, will cuddle and play vidya with, good mom to our kids that feeds us healthy snacks and lets our 5 kids compete in sports and academics. Kinda like the typical asian mom with some modern twist
also would slow dance with me to 80s - 90s lovesongs when our kids are asleep
>pic not related

Tell me this pic is not what I think.

Looks like a fucking young boy faggot

can a horse fill that up in one sitting?
otherwise she would only get a shake every other day or so and user here
would be very disappointed.

She knew what she were doing.
Every single woman who owns horses are out of their fucking mind.

She needs to have the complexion of loose leaf paper.

Certainly not the oddly shaped face trailer trash in your pic.

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audible kek

Sabina

you gay or somethin?

Ultimately, I want a woman with elegance and intellect, who also sees the value of fitness and appearance. If I can shoot the shit with her about philosophy, and hit up the gym afterward, that would rank as my ideal.

Underrated post.
As someone who grew up Catholic, but became an apostate, I would still want my children to grow up Catholic - even if they were to reject it later.

Unless you're Asian yourself, do you really want Elliot Roger kids?

Cuties that know how to screw

her..

A tiny and fit tomboyish girl that I can play vidya and bro-out... but we can fuck later. As a bi guy, I like the experience of being with a non-"faggot" gay guy but with a girl (want to have kids one day, not deal with gay bullshit)

Never used to, but now I love fatties

She obviously knows what she's doing. Horses don't stand around with their cocks out all the time. And yeah a horse can easily fill up like half the bottle in one go.

The non 3DPD kind you pleb

You've already got a collar on her, does that not mean she's yours?

If she's your sub/slave girl then tell her what you want

Unless they're just fashion collars in which case whatever good luck

It's about 100% certain I'll never have kids with Sabina.

But if I did they would have glorious steppe conqueror genetics and would be the second coming of genghis khan.

Chubby insecure ones, that dress slutty and knows how to do her make up

thicc light skin honeymelons

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He probably had shitty parents. Half-breeds aren't so bad. Here's mine. Love that crazy little asshole! Can't wait until he's 13 so we can be drinking buddies!

A brap queen that I can worship. One that is into a feeding fetish where i can force her to eat beans and eggs and anything that will make her braps top tier.

Disgusting mutt

Siri before she got too fat was perfect.

She never done makeup, She was a virgin awkward as fuck when we started. Im thinking i should get someone to do her makeup for her.

Traditional East Asians
Korean, Japanese, SOME Chinese

>slim
>smarter than me
>enjoys teasing me

Thick latinas

I fucking hate women

>inb go to r9k xDD

what is it with Veeky Forums and forcing women to eat eggs?

>retards that don't know what "thick" means are still posting on Veeky Forums
wake me up

Ideal woman. Currently stuck with a thick fat braphhog though

How to get cucked in 3 easy steps

>getting triggered over the use of the word "thick"

Are you, by chance, a virgin?

break up?

go to r9k incel xDD

Chubby (I mean chubby like 1 or two into overweight bmi at most) blondes who still keep up their appearance and exercise a lot, desperately. Helps if they are just barely getting that mature figure, preferably because I've knocked them up. Pregnancy does wonders to a woman's body.

please explain how this leads to getting cucked

Fit muscleass. When it comes to personality, i don't know even. At this stage of my life i only care about the pussy not the girl that its attached to, i just have a fuckbuddy and its glorious.

Those girls in pic aren't what a traditional an looks like at all. They've all at least has double eyelid surgery and probably more. Do you actually know what azns look like without surgery?

do they look like this

Take her to somewhere like sephora and have them show her

Wtf
>Not posting hightest pale ginger gurls

>They've all at least has double eyelid surgery
they're japanese that what they looklike
I'm not saying they didn't have work done , but they could possibly be natty

Will do that.

>that's what they look like
You poor thing.

FUGG siris so hot she pretty much perfect.thicc girls are the best

None, I'm gay

>not getting him on flexibility and training, for the genetic gainz

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He's only 2. A little too early yet.

The type that likes me.

Ive recently read the entirety of Crossed, there are no rules in the apocalypse as far as I'm concerned

>classy
>BLACKED

no homo?

You know what it is

>slim
Presume that means attractive overall
>smarter than me
Someone smarter than you can more easily hide their behaviors from you
>likes to tease me
Meaning on some level, she doesn't respect you
So, to put it all together, your ideal is an attractive woman who on some level doesn't respect you, that would be able to effectively hide her behavior from you. And you ask how this might lead to you being cucked?

All of them.
No fatties tho.

Anything other than a qt Veeky Forums tomboy is not a valid answer

A healthy female of breeding age.

The true high test answer

This too

thanks user

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qt east Asian girls who haven't fallen for the makeup meme

agreed.