Reminder that this is the body of an apex athlete. A real alpha male

Reminder that this is the body of an apex athlete. A real alpha male.

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>Heineken

Money can't buy taste, I guess.

Weird, it's almost like different sports favor different body types.

He has a chinstrap beard, boardshorts and a fat wife too

Hopeless other than his bank account

when your sport doesn't require athleticism, you don't look athletic

This is arguably the greatest freestyle wrestler ever. 3 Olympic golds and multiple world championships. Every sports' athletes have different aesthetics.

I hate the current state of the nba and it's fanbase. Everyone thinks this is the best period with the best players ever. James "cum catcher" harden is unironically considered one of the best players in the league when all he does is chuck and flop his way to the line. Thanks to rule changes that favor offense (to garner ratings) this is actually a viable strategy. People look at the 80s and 90s like it's the fucking 50s in terms of athletic differences to today's players despite many older players (including guys like Tim Duncan) starting in the 90s, playing against guys from the 80s, and putting up similar, if not better, numbers against current players. Lebron is said to be the goat because he made 8 straight finals in a laughably weak east and because he is such a great facilitator. All he does is travel to the paint unimpaired because looking at him draws a foul and throws it out as hard as he can to one of the 3+ 3 point specialists he has camping the arc at any given time. It's not impressive, it's not good passing, it's not great bball iq, it's just abusing the system to stat pad so you can say at least I got a triple double after you lose the finals for the 5th time. Bird had much better passing, vision, and iq but because there is no hd footage people think he'd not cut it today. People look at stats like an end all be all and take opinions from faggots like bill simmons, limp wristed cucks who never played bball at a respectable level and try to apply economic analysis to basketball stats, as if it's gospel. Try telling someone lebron isn't top 5 (Jordan, Kareem, magic, bird, wilt, Russell and others all better) and you get a million angry retards spouting muh stats and muh finals appearances.

I'm fucking sick of it, I'm sticking to college ball

>apex athlete
>alpha male
>actual manlet in the nba

good one

that is still 2-3 years of lifting

Basketball doesnt require high athleticism though. For whole season they dont even workout much, like they life weights for hour after the game and thats that. If they have a free day they do some running.
Dont even try to compare basketball to football.
Like most of the basketball players in europe are literally lanklets, in football everyone is ripped.

all true except for russell, who was a pretty pedestrian player in the grand scheme of things

he's george mikan-tier

other players who should have been listed before lebron: hakeem, o'neal, possibly bryant, robertson

This tbqhwy lads

>Basketball doesnt require high athleticism though
so what sports require high athleticism?

well said

so the game has changed what new? great players adapt. if you think that lebron wouldn't dominate in that era as well you're delusional

Russell legit was a great player but had the best players in the league on his team so he didn't get the stats wilt did. He always did well enough against chamberlain but I agree with the other players you listed. To me lebron is a rich man's Dominique who ball hogs more.

Honestly that's a great fucking body. Veeky Forums just got body dysphoria.

Heh, coping manlets. Meanwhile I'm the superior being at 6'6. Face it, my height triumphs over any financial or facial advantages you would have.

any athletic based sports like swimming, sprinting, throwing

>pic related multiple world champion disk thrower in lanklet basketball uniform in his 50's

depends on what you consider athleticism. sports differ and you can usually tell what each specific sport is about just looking at how it's played and how long it lasts.

so something like soccer is all about endurance since they play for 90 minutes. basketball is a mixture of endurance and explosiveness.

rugby is endurance/explosiveness/strength.

nfl is just explosiveness with 10 min rests for every 1 min played

American football, rugby, wrestling, mma, boxing, strongman, sprinting

>I'm sticking to college ball

Word.

>American Football
lol

Darts is the apex sport.

Reminder that this is the body of an apex athlete. A real alpha male.

You may not like it, but this is what PEAK performance looks like

>comparing lineman to the rest of the team

why do white guys obsess over tall black athletes dribbling balls up and down a court, and shooting those balls into hoops?

do these white guys fantasize about those players' balls dribbling on their faces?

White guilt.
We still feel bad about having segregated leagues >muh slavery and whatnot so we have to felate them until our Jewish overlords tell us to stop.

is his job is being fat fuck?

Actually yes. O-linemen are intetionally the biggest guys you can find without being purely fat.

You crazy for this one buddeh. That's insane to even say.

but that guy is purely fat. anything fatter and he'd be boogie

>but that guy is purely fat

>TFW that's a decent looking ottermode, especially considering his height
He plays fucking basketball, why do you expect some roided out monstrosity?

This is how a real alpha looks like

There's no reason why Curry can't have a body like D-Wade's other than laziness.

He needs to be massive to knock over the opposing linemen... what would you have him do carry 100 pound weights??? No... he carries the needed extra weight on his body... this body is deliberately shaped and weighted like this to serve a specific purpose... massive momentum

such a fucking weird body.

>ape athlete

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Yep, and this applies to 99% of rich people who aren't artists or musicians

The NBA record for rebounds in a game is 55. Chamberlain did that against Russell. Billy was a hack.

Lel, he's 6'3 m8

>fat wife too
would you marry a chubby wife if you were superstar athlete, if she was very domestic and loving, and she let you fuck around when away from home as long as you were discreet?
i would.
but maybe she's a monster and he's stuck, staying for the kids/keeping his money

basketball requires an absurdly high degree of athleticism. if you do not possess lateral quickness, speed and endurance you will not last on the court. very few players can survive on height and sheer talent alone. strength =/= athleticism there's much more to being athletic than how much force you can produce.

>Basketball
>Athleticism
Lol

This is what the most decorated Olympian throughout history looks like, your aestethics say shit all about your athleticism

break that shit up in paragraphs or im not reading it, autist

basketball is for young ethinc people
you sound old and white

swimming doesn't fucking count, everyone knows that. shit's stupid. "hurp durp, different medal/sport for every 50 meters and different stroke!"

>chinstrap beard,
?

They've been a couple since HS. Not everyone is a forever alone loser

sure buddy

so you drink bud light and corona right?
heineken is a really good pilsen beer

brody spent so much time in the water he legit starting to look like a fish

Because 50m butterfly is the same thing as 400m breaststroke, right? You just swim?

Not sure about curry, but harden deadlifts 5 pl8s and Durant benches 3. I'm pretty sure these guys are fit even by Veeky Forums standards

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Bruh those are fake af kys

funny thing is that's a stiff leg 5 plate deadlift, much harder than conventional because no quads

This is most likely off-season

>5'7"

>Implying that he wouldn't wreck your shit regardless of your height

I'm 6'4". Just by virtue of my reach and my 235 bench I'd knock him the fuck out.

Id just shoot him in the kneecaps if he rushed me. Then kick him to death

>somehow proud of a 235 bench

lanklet cope

>235 bench
what are you, a fag?
>Implying that you could shoot him before he puts you to sleep

Go to bed, Conor. You aren't even replying to the right people.

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Reminder that this is the body of an apex athlete. A real alpha male. The best in his sport. One of the best if not the best of all time.

Agreed for the most part.

LeBron would be a star in any decade. But try having one of these 'mos like Harden or Westbrick or KD or Paul George drive the lane on Karl Malone or Charles Barkley and watch them get their shit pushed in.

the entire sport is 100% just swimming so yes lmao

>But try having one of these 'mos like Harden or Westbrick or KD or Paul George drive the lane on Karl Malone or Charles Barkley and watch them get their shit pushed in.
Me have you seen Westbrook play? He drives harder than LeBron

No its not.
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this is true, hail skeleton king

>The entire sport is 100% just running so why doesn't Usain Bolt win every distance?

The three-point line is a gimmick and literally ruined the game.

Westbrook would also be good but he'd be a 2 guard, harden would worse than fucking starks and the others would be stars but not superstars

Lebron would be a star but put him in the 80s or 90s and he is nowhere close to the goat conversation. He'd be like Drexler and Wilkins level. Good enough to rub elbows with the top players but not enough to challenge the true goats. I don't get why it's such a travesty to have this opinion either. I'm not some econ major dropout that thinks stats mean everything, I just watch a lot of ball, have been for years, and don't think he's that special. Fuck, I watched his shit get pounded by geriatric teams like the spurs and mavs despite having a hand selected team yet I'm supposed to think he is better than guys like bird that went against showtime and the sixers with doc and Moses? He didn't dominate the league during his prime, Duncan and kobe did. But muh stats you may say. Only one stat matters for the greatest players at the end and that is rings

The three point line was fine until one dimensional players started abusing the shit out of it. It isn't even fucking fun to watch retards like lebron shoot 35%+ from downtown on high volume but only shoot like 65% from the stripe. In the 80s and 90s it was good for spacing, now inside the arc may as well not exist.

True, my favorite team is always fun to watch in the regular season, but the playoffs are pure cancer.

t. guy whos teams one trip to the finals was because the refs fixed the series

Westbrook can't shoot. How would he play the two?

>he actually thinks performance isn't 90% genetic

Look at this retard. I bet it took you over a year to squat 4 pl8

Slash

lol I was squatting 5.5 plate my first day in the gym fuck you mean

>doesn't like heineken

baby taste buds please go

You're objectively inferior to me.

He's alpha but still a manlet

under armor pays him to wear those, not a chinstrap, and ayesha is fine

under age detected

Or because basketball is fun

>Heineken is good compared to the shittiest beers on the planet
We'll, you got me there

yea Steph curry seems like a cool guy but you just made him a little more hated with your post user. godamned one of the most reasonable, talented, and hard working athletes on the planet and the only thing you had to do to make him despiseable was speak your mind. your comm skills suck user fgywgdhw or whatever you people say.

lifting heavy things is a secondary skill
having great endurance, speed and agility is more important

at least in terms of human biology

you realize you can make any activity on the planet sound just as pointless. your sports philosophy is less advanced than an 11year old girls.

just grow up.

there are fat people in practically every sport. what are you five. how do you browse fit and not understand all the different reasons he would benefit from having a high bmi.

Fuck off, retard. Your sportsball is a childish and retarded endeavor.

>autistic people who categorically hate sports because they see it as an exclusion of them since they weren't interested as kids

is there anything less mentally developed than this honestly

it means you never grew out of traumas that happened probably in middle school or before

He looks better than I would have thought.

Seriously, why even go here? Go watch your MLP and anime. It's obvious that you hate sports, and a good chance women, because you sucked at it/never got dates because you're a spaz

Stay mad, KEK. I don't expect a simple minded retard like you to understand. Keep drooling and watching your trained animals pull tricks. You have my pity.
>inb4 yet another assblasted reply
I'm waiting, dumbass.

Do you play any sports, mr holier than thou?

This is the body of an apex athlete.