Hey user, show us your six pack!

I'd probably say something along the lines of
>2017, lifting for women
>implying you've read the sticky
>ISHIGGYDIGGY
but then again, I'm autistic and dont know what women want

it was just a dream..

This girl looks like a real life version of wojack.

Nah, you get dancing pecs instead.
*flexes pecs alternately*

Typical Polish get together

Only if I get a kiss first ;)

>wanting a guy with a six pack
>what are you girls, twelve?

do grills like this? Because I am really good at it and I'm wondering if I should just start doing it while talking to a bish. Especially when there is music. I can easily make them dance to the music while maintaining a conversation.

Downside is I have man boobs. Not a little A cup either

I'm 8 months into a bulk you dumb bitch.

They go crazy on that, be sure to use that skill to your advantage.

According to science the ultimate male body by a longshot is the Tyler Durden body from Fight Club, VERY flat chest with low body fat, abs but flat, very flat but square pecs

do we have to explain to you how life works?

I've had more success with it than not but I don't have man boobs.
I highly recommend it if you aren't a chestlet but anything else I can't guarantee.

>How am I supposed to start my off season with this shitty food?
>I'm already behind my bulking calories for today, so I'm not in the mood to fuck around.
>Cya later I'm going for a pizza with my gymbro

shut the fuck up im trying to play minecraft pocket edition

I will try this out on a qt at work and let you know how it goes.
I'm more like big lenney. Chicks dig a fatter big lenney, right?
I'm definitely not a chestlet and DESU my pec dance is quite impressive (think terry crews level).

If possible, give yourself a bit of a chest pump beforehand by doing some push-ups.
Get some blood flowing in there so your chest isn't soft.
If you do it right, she will want to grab your pecs, she won't be impressed if they are soft.

Big Lenny has the best abs in the game when he cuts. Literally layers upon layers of abdominals

>show my 13%bf abs that aren't that impressive but at least are visible
>sarah does a lot of yoga, i bet she also has a six pack, show us your six pack sarah!

>show my six pack
>fuck every girl raw in the ass
>go back home with aids
>fuck my husband
>no homo

>implying my chest is soft when flexing

Forgive me if I'm wrong but aren't you ?
You specified that you have man boobs, that means you have fat over your pecs.
A pump will help your chest be more firm in a non-flexed state.

underrated

nah that wasnt me dawg

im op guy, top of chest is hard bottom is soft like a titty

>Here girls. We can share it if you want.

never forget

>tfw have loose skin so girls will never be impressed by my abs
Feels terrible. Still better than being a disgusting obese fuck.

That was staged.

>Pour some vodka to me Rachel.
You need english lessons, comrade.

i'll never have a six pack. when i was young with incredibly low bf% and trained my abs every single day and basically did hiit every day i still didn't have a six pack not even when flexing as hard as i could. i had a barely visible upper ab two pack at most. abs are 60% genetic, 20% diet, 20% training

Mfw this happened to me but there was about half that number of girls, I said:

>"Ladies, only one by one in private" and winked
>They all start laughing and begging me to do it
>sit down and brush it off

Fucked one of them two days later.

Then your body fat must not have been that low. Everybody, regardless of genetics, will have at least a 4 pack when they get their body fat low.

*takes off shirt*

Now who wants to take some shots off them?

y-you too

my body fat was stupidly low and my skin was tight as fuck. i ate almost nothing but chicken and tuna, played basketball or some other high intensity cardio and did various ab exercises every day. at one point i was like 6'0 140 lbs and no abs whatsoever (6'2 200 lbs now). my body fat then was as low as it can be naturally for a male. i also had tons of testosterone in my system back then and was psychotic and listened to heavy metal a lot to amp myself up for push ups bench presses and abs. my entire goal in life was literally to have abs and i never got them, not even close.

Just checked. With the exception of 2 fiveheads in the back, everyone is at least a 7.

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the guy on right had muscle implants

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Mfw
>damn son

literally just looking at that image gave me anxiety

my fucking SIDES

>lift up shirt, showing chiseled abs
>show just a little chest but not too much
>all 18 pussies start getting wet
>girls screaming, wooing, giggling
>groupthink horniness in effect
>stacy whispers to tracy "I want him to fuck me so hard"
>macy and lacy look at each other with knowing glance
>they will both try to seduce me at the same time
>later after everyone has settled down start talking to girl on far left in front or maybe far right
>drunk af so chit chat is easy
>take her to bedroom
>fuck her, finish, macy and lacy waiting outside
>tell them i'm too tired for round 2 but they can make out until im ready
>fuck both for at least an hour, more stacies waiting outside
>ladies ladies im too tired, i have to go now
>collect numbers of hottest ones, go home

pretty simple tbqh

dont bully him he's probably a based ruskie and can out drink your faggot ass

wow so cool he can DRINK haha xD
kys yourself faggot

Even the ugliest of the bunch is above average, what the fuck.

Hey girls, show me your cunts.

Jesus christ, have some standards you numale betas. There's legitimately only 2-3 cute ones. Most of them are average with a couple of fuglos mixed in.

BE GONE THOT

What is wrong with your life to type that out?

>he drinks beer
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No wonder you're a gymcel manlet

nothing in particular

YES

I always thought you need to be 18 or over to post here. Hmmmm. Maybe the rules have changed. Hmmm interesting. Why are you, a 13 year old kid here. Go back to websites that fit you. For example 9gag. Its perfect for people like you.

i'd be playing pool pocket edition

I...I'm still bulking

TRUE STORY:

>girls asked me to show six pack
>didn't have any desu
>flexed a cep instead
>made little grunt noises
>"urgh yeah bitch, UUUURGGH"
>sweaty as shit and face felt hot af

I wanted to die

My heart rate increased significantly just looking at that pic

In a situation like that, I'd probably just lose all sense and pull my pants down and start swinging my pin dick about whilst making silly noises or something

>recommended by pseudo-athletes

Lmfao

>He doesn´t know that Wojak is a real life person

George?

y-you too

Hahaha you're fat

5/10 Is average. Nothing wrong with that. But it isn't right either.

Almost thought you were Chad but he would hsve fucked the lot.