>Be me in 2016, relatively fit >Not been laid in months >Match with a 5/10 on Tinder, horrible face but nice hips >Meet up for a date >She's boring as hell but at least she lets me smash >Block her after that date
>Be me about 2 weeks ago >One day I go to the gym and find my lifts are especially easy >Decide to try adding another plate >Manage to finally squat lmao2plate >all my other lifts go up by at least 50lb inexplicably overnight
>Yesterday, at a party >Minding my own business with some friends when the 5/10 from 2016 comes up to me and tells me that she had a baby and thinks I'm the father
Holy shit Veeky Forums I think dad strength is real? Has anyone else encountered something like this?
Daniel Cook
same
>being slowly crushed by huge boulder (don't ask, it was an indiana jones kinda scenario) >at same time wife in labor at hospital >no strength left, about to be rock bottom'd to death >Suddenly a strength rushes through me and i heave the pesky pebble aside >phone call from hospital >its a boy >mfw
Jaxson Sanders
Run motherfucker, they can't do a paternity test if they can't find you.
Wyatt Martin
AND THIS IS WHY I DONT SMASH 5/10s AND HAVE STAYED A VIRGIN :DDDDDDDDDD
Nolan Turner
Is this actually a thing?
Evan Brooks
Sure, user. THAT'S why.
Parker Cruz
>2plate squat >dad strength >not mediocre high school sophomore athlete strength
Henry Jenkins
>not only having sex with a tinder whore, but having sex with one raw
what a fucking cuck you are
oh wait
>havent been laid in motnhs wahhh so hard
fuck off chad
Jose Hall
this desu
>finally hit lmao2pl8 squat that's some babby shit
Brandon Campbell
Nigga fucking run away
Caleb Murphy
>OP discovers he might be a father and the first thing he's excited about is his lifts going up
never change Veeky Forums
Henry Flores
>Manage to finally squat lmao2plate How fucking weak are you faggots? I hit that the first day in the gym. Have you never done any physical labor ever in your life? Sort yourself out
Jayden Ward
we're not all middle aged men who've had a lifetime of hard labour behind us you fucking old fart that's still on a anime imageboard
Angel Bailey
I'm 19. Stop making excuses
Luis Thompson
Get a gym bro to give you a spit swab.
Luke Evans
The average age of Veeky Forums is 18. You are an old fart, old fart.
Joshua Johnson
put me in the screencap
Hunter Harris
You are fat
Brandon Peterson
were you wearing sandles?
Jackson Peterson
Kek
Grayson Walker
Fuck off tubby lumpkins
Levi Sullivan
You inspired this
Jason Lee
>if you can't catch you >usian Well done
Sebastian Stewart
>Have you never done any physical labour
No, I'm white.
Jace King
I'm 6'3 180. Still making excuses
A shit one at that.
Luis Perry
What were you?
Adrian Edwards
Hey man, I just wanted to say that was a great meme you did there
Aiden Price
Fuck off faggot
Ian Morgan
>Lmao2pl8 >Fit Choose one single option, nigger
Colton Sanders
>She's boring as hell but at least she lets me smash sometimes when you use people you end up getting used yourself enjoy our ugly baby that will hate you,thanks for bringing another single mom (the source for modern poverty and crime)into society and shit kid all bc you had to nut in an ugly bitch