Your OHP, SQUAT, BENCH & DEADLIFT total (in lbs) is now currency.
1lbs = 1 Currency
(So a 800lbs total = 800 currencies.)
The Ol' Strength shop:
1 GF = 600currencies
+1 GF after the last purchase of every gf is halved (so the second gf is 300, next is 150 e.t.c)
1 new home gym set = 400currencies
+ IPF / IWF approved equipment is an additional 300 currencies
1lbs to your weighted chin/pull-up = 1currencies
(Can be bought in bulk orders of 10, 50, 100, 500 only - 1 order per customer ONLY)
1 Singlet of Unpredictable magic = 1000currencies
This singlet will cast one spell randomly once every 100 uses:
>+10lbs to all lifts
>-20lbs to all lifts
>+2 reps on all sets
>fail all sets
>all sets will feel like a warm up
>a sets will feel like maxing out
>your character will be refreshed and energized throughout the entire session
>your character will be lethargic and fatigued for 1 week
1 Heeled shoes of Olympic lifts = 200currencies
These shows will perfect your form on all Olympic lifts, however they will not add any weight to your total
1 belt of snapback = 1200currencies
This belt will protect you from all back injuries, however with each use the wearer has a 1/100,000 chance of snapping their shit up
1" of height = 500currencies
This height is not permanent and might lessen with age
1" of penis size = 100currencies
Each inch will be randomly assigned in girth or width, you have no control over it
A full head of hair = 1500currencies
All those years of deca + tren abuse have finally paid off
Knee & Elbow sleeves of good health = 900 currencies
These knee and elbow sleeves will keep your knee abs elbows warm and healthy throughout your training
1 Lifting companion = 1000currencies
Your companion choices are:
>a cute doggo
>a white dude who power lifts
>a black dude who bodybuilds
>a Asian dude who Oly lifts
>a chick who's just uses machines
Character reset = 2000currencies
Your new character is able to be 20% stronger than your old one
What do you pick?