This guy slaps your gf's ass and ask you to pay jizzyah or have her enslaved into his harem

This guy slaps your gf's ass and ask you to pay jizzyah or have her enslaved into his harem

How do you react ?

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put a "KEK ME" sign on his back

Just prick him with this and he'll deflate

agree to pay

reach for wallet

pullout 9mm

shoot myself in the head

grab her and go running coz guys like these cant even keep a jog without puffing out

at least you didn't die an islamophobe

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stay behind his back in the safe spot Dark Souls like and hit him in the back of the head until he falls.

Damn that was a good game

Suck his dick and swallow his gains.
Now I am the big and he is the small.

Or aim for calves, least developened mosckle

I punch him in the dick so hard his balls inflate

He should win Mr.O this year. He's the biggest bodybuilder this earth has ever seen

Why does he wear that face?

>no beard
>lives in the west
>muslim in anything but name

>beat him up with my superior speed

Jog until he's exhausted and then drown him in pork drippings from my bbq pit.

he's a manlet. he wouldn't dare get close to someone like me who is 6'6

He just dropped trou in some bathroom to have some dude take pictures of him?

N-no homo?

I grab gf and walk through a narrow doorway.

1 Leave us alone. If that doesn't work...
2 Fuck off or I'll call the police! If that doesn't work
3 Kick him in the balls repeatedly.

axe to succ him benis jej

Run from him

>The cardio eats away at his gains
>He loses muscle mass at a visible rate
>Wait until he reaches normal size (approx. 15 minutes of cardio)
>I turn around and fuck him like the qt trap he always wanted to be
>Dump gf
>Take him on as my new gf
>Wait for the cycle to repeat

Pull out some tactical bacon and throw it at him

Why do people do this. It looks terrible amd people feel sorry for you. Smh

Let him take her and ask if I can watch

Ask him what time soccer practice is:
youtu.be/c1tzr0n_Usk

>big fake muscle
>all from lifting light weights 1,000s of times
>probably takes way proteins and creeateen, even faker and more useless
>meanwhile I lift heavy ass shit in the 3-5 rep range only
>superior strength
>much faster due to not being bulky
>mfw I'm Goku and he's Krillin

Easy

he was probably out to eat with someone and went to the bathroom. Unfortunately he's so vain he has to spend a minimum of 10 minutes mirin' himself and posting shit to instagram every time he catches a glimpse of himself in a reflective surface - car windows, mirrors, tinted shop windows, etc...

a lot of people will take your bait, don't worry.

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I have a concealed carry, so yeah...

Stab him with a pin and watch him fly around.

kek.

>fake muscle
Its like I'm on /pol/ again

they're basically balloons. completely useless