This guy slaps your gf's ass and ask you to pay jizzyah or have her enslaved into his harem
How do you react ?
This guy slaps your gf's ass and ask you to pay jizzyah or have her enslaved into his harem
How do you react ?
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put a "KEK ME" sign on his back
Just prick him with this and he'll deflate
agree to pay
reach for wallet
pullout 9mm
shoot myself in the head
grab her and go running coz guys like these cant even keep a jog without puffing out
at least you didn't die an islamophobe
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stay behind his back in the safe spot Dark Souls like and hit him in the back of the head until he falls.
Damn that was a good game
Suck his dick and swallow his gains.
Now I am the big and he is the small.
Or aim for calves, least developened mosckle
I punch him in the dick so hard his balls inflate
He should win Mr.O this year. He's the biggest bodybuilder this earth has ever seen
Why does he wear that face?
>no beard
>lives in the west
>muslim in anything but name
>beat him up with my superior speed
Jog until he's exhausted and then drown him in pork drippings from my bbq pit.
he's a manlet. he wouldn't dare get close to someone like me who is 6'6
He just dropped trou in some bathroom to have some dude take pictures of him?
N-no homo?
I grab gf and walk through a narrow doorway.
1 Leave us alone. If that doesn't work...
2 Fuck off or I'll call the police! If that doesn't work
3 Kick him in the balls repeatedly.
axe to succ him benis jej
Run from him
>The cardio eats away at his gains
>He loses muscle mass at a visible rate
>Wait until he reaches normal size (approx. 15 minutes of cardio)
>I turn around and fuck him like the qt trap he always wanted to be
>Dump gf
>Take him on as my new gf
>Wait for the cycle to repeat
Pull out some tactical bacon and throw it at him
Why do people do this. It looks terrible amd people feel sorry for you. Smh
Let him take her and ask if I can watch
Ask him what time soccer practice is:
youtu.be
>big fake muscle
>all from lifting light weights 1,000s of times
>probably takes way proteins and creeateen, even faker and more useless
>meanwhile I lift heavy ass shit in the 3-5 rep range only
>superior strength
>much faster due to not being bulky
>mfw I'm Goku and he's Krillin
Easy
he was probably out to eat with someone and went to the bathroom. Unfortunately he's so vain he has to spend a minimum of 10 minutes mirin' himself and posting shit to instagram every time he catches a glimpse of himself in a reflective surface - car windows, mirrors, tinted shop windows, etc...
a lot of people will take your bait, don't worry.
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I have a concealed carry, so yeah...
Stab him with a pin and watch him fly around.
kek.
>fake muscle
Its like I'm on /pol/ again
they're basically balloons. completely useless