Dear Veeky Forums

Dear Veeky Forums,
My gym is having a slogan contest to put on t shirts for the kids daycare there. What's the best work out related slogan you'd put on a kids t shirt?
Love,
Femanon

Better to be big and dumb than just dumb.

"Save Water, Drink Chocolate Milk"

"World's Okayest Lifters"

join the fight against muscular atrophy

"9/11 was an inside job"

Hitler did nothing wrong

glutes for the sloots

Sometimes it's fan-double-tastic to be a white man, saying I love you to the K Klux klan.

So you're fishing for something good that you can hopefully pass off as yours in the end, eh?

>"Good job Stacy, that's really great!"
>"Tee hee~~~"

Your tin foil hat is peeking out...

"Friendlifting" written in bubbly font with 2 chibi figures , onedeadlifting the other while they're both smiling.

"U mirin brah?"
"Do you want to be a sad kunt or a sick kunt?"
"One day you may" or "#1dayumay"
"4 scoops cmon"
"8 hours cmon"
"Lightweight baby"
"Father forgive me for these gains I am about to receive"
"Sorry I made cube"
"##UjhYyg7uY"

Okay let me try

Compensate your dick, get fit
I lift to improve myself (And to fuck hot chicks)
Better to be a fit manlet than a fat manlet
Roid to get fit, that shit's lit
I work out so I can beat you up at the bar
Lift to kill
Big Boys Bully Best

"shut up and train" ?

C'mon guys a gift card is on the line

there ur slogan

Post braphole

>"Father forgive me for these gains I am about to receive"
I like it!

"My other ride is a braphog...and guess what. It's your mom."

"Manlet Control Squad"

Today I will do what others won't so tomorrow I can do what other's can't

Damn it, the double dubs command it

"Manlet Pit Permanent Resident"

My mom says i'm gonna make it.
Worlds best little lifter
.Good attitude, better results.
iunno user.

Yeah whatever, Bucko.

What you want is something that adults would appreciate, as the kids themselves care little for text being this young.

In that scenario you'd want to integrate the 'random'/'bubbly' nature of the child so that it's relatable and adorable to the adult.

Something along the lines of:

>Hamster racer
or
>Bunny bouncer

I'm partial to 'Bunny bouncer' myself, as it can be shortened as BB ((Bodybuilder)) etc, has a catchy nature to it.

this

Have the front say "Feelin fit, buddy?"
while the back says "Yeah I'm just a lucky guy."

>eat clen, tren hard
normies love memes

Except you forgot that part where an adult would enjoy it.

See, this guy gets it...

Yeah well I don't get the fucking gift card, now do I?
I aint doing work for free.

Pretty obvious

Why you post then, nigga!?

I'll split the gift card with you guys. It's 25 dollars

"BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

top: screen printed picture of an aesthetic angel in a pose

bottom text: "We're all gonna make it"

Please make this

The best slogan in the thread will get to meet zyzz, marry a passable trap waifu, and an infinite supply of roids and whey.

seconding this, pls make

Diversity is our strength

whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap

Sandyhook this workout session

"ToughTots"

Stakes are high, gents.

"I can barely walk and I'm at the gym. What's your excuse?"

Welcome to the Agoge.

"My other gym is a jungle"

This is best

Front: big guy
Back: 4u

Eat clen, tren hard anavar give up

Strong soul lives in a strong body
No excuses

Planet fitness is my city

"BITCHES DONT CARE ABOTU YOUR SMALL WALLET IF YOU HAVE A BIG DICK

"All mommy wanted was a backrub"

Mo' gains mo' problems

Lower faggot

this

"training for the race war"

"little lifters"
"two nipples today, two scoops tomorrow"
"antibiotics nullify birth control"
"i don't need to lift, i still might grow tall"

>"i don't need to lift, i still might grow tall"
Bullshit, There is no actual science suggesting that strength training kills your height gains. Improper form and injuries can, but thats why PT teachers should teach how to do deads, power cleans and other shit like that properly.

train insaiyan

I tore mommy a new one

Turbo manlet

"I look better with this shirt off."
"100lb of hot steaming love."
"This shirt can not contain me!"
"Bubble gum pusher"

I actually tried with these.

Reps 4 Autism Awareness

I unironically love this one.

Gold

"Creatine Cretins"
"Whey whimps"
"Roid runts"
"Dyel daisies"

>gym slogan
"follow me on Instagram"
">tfw no gf"
"y-you too"
"its only gay if the dumbbells touch"
"I'm 5'5", I can get shredded in a year"
"girlslaughing.jpg"

Kekd

This is a gym slogan thread, not a cringe thread.

"does a barbell like yourself ever experience fear"

not 1 post with more than three yous, and no bane jokes cmon guys

Not a chance in hell that skinny bitch can bench that, unless her legs are way jacked compared to the rest of her

Cute

"Smith machine"

This is pretty great. Sends a good message to the kids!

EAT
BIG
GET
BIG

Perfect

Lift so you can hug better

>##UjhYyg7uY
SCOOBY

I'll never learn

One of these:
Or maybe just "Curls for the girls"

"my mommy takes me with her to the gym so she can stay sexy to make sure daddy doesn't leave her"

this is actually really good lol

Serious question what show

Please be my daddy.

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OP here. I'm submitting this one.

Congrats, user! You've won your trap waifu! We should do this again sometime

I just need s picture of a buff Angel appropriate for kids

>my mom is a stripper and does cardio here pls kidnap me

>Love, Femanon
stop lying to me you roastie, you don't love me

"incline press gains" over your tits

>Femanon
why was it necessary to say you're female

>'Gallon Of Milk A Day' under picture of a titcow

>High STR guys increase the drop rate on my pants

>Hitler did nothing wrong
>Tower 7?
>Ask me about Sparkling Wiggles
>This is the FOIIIINEST t-shirt you can buy from the black person mall.
>Gloots for tha SLOOTS!
>(front) Gotta eat big to get big... (back) C'MON FOUR SCOOPS!
>Order 66 my mom, M'Lord!

"This is the Natty Limit"