Describe what people

...and is shit at counting.

the strong dude who dont look strong at all

The guy that hit 155 for 3 on ohp today

The barbell exercise guy.

The 18 year old who squats more often than eceryone exept the powrlifting asian and the oly guy
and benches as much as the rugby nd boxing guys.
Also is probably autistic.

>That guy who does bodyweight stuff and then gets on the treadmill

He would look good, if he wasn't a manlet

the only guy who does trap bar farmers walks

are u me

Holy shit this turbo manlet is a fucking honey badger

It must suck so much to have to walk out of the safeties to do a full squat. If he gets to really heavy weight that long walk's gonna get his knees in trouble.

The guy that smiles on the last reps

That guy who wears the t-shirt of his prestigious college to let others know that while he may be skinnyfat and weak, at least he's not a total brainlet.

that might have been a few more than 10 words

The jacked sleeveless fitted hoodie wearer who's befriended with the receptionist girls in like 2 weeks since changing to this gym

>Why does he mouth the words to his music so much?

>He paces so much when resting

so seriously that old dude besides being a bit inflexible had near perfect squat spotting technique and should be noted

That guy that is too old to be at a college gym, always looks mad, and eye fucks all of the roasties.
Call me daddy bitch

>Fucking old autistic angrymode
manlet

Why the fuck does this chubby shit wear cargo shorts and America pants to lift?

the guy that hasn't made a single gain in 2 years

There's this dude that paces between sets in the gym and it's makes me uneasy as hell. It looks like he's about to come up and talk and then 180s. I understand it's important to be empathetic, especially at the gym, but it's frustrating seeing that in my peripheral while squatting.

Anyways, for me:
That guy who sometimes wears booty swimming shorts

>his shoulders are too hairy to wear a singlet

>Not breaking parallel
>Near perfect

I notice people looking at me bc while pacing I'll eventually end up behind them

I'm not doing anything, I'm just always restless

lmao that's me.

That guy who sweats so much it looks like he ran through the rain

Here's some interesting folks I've seen at the gym

>Girl who wears white leggings with no underwear/thong, lets it ride into her snatch, faces the wall and does weird hip extensions while moaning and looking at every dude as she spreads her pussy *She is now dating a friend of mine)
>The girl who can outsquat me
>The dude who wears "Kill you neighborhood pedo" shirt and has a screamo rock band tattoo, also boxes alot
>The tatted faggot roid user with a Batman tattoo on his chest who sings the same Roy Jones and Future song out loud
>The convict who can murder everyone there
>The old dude who wears tiny swim trunks while fast walking on the treadmill
>The girl who's always looking at me but I'm a broke bum and can't take her out on a date so I just smile sometimes and leave

You only happen to have grey lifting tops too?

The guy that gets his money's worth in blue-roll

The guy who wears a tank even though he's not big.

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person at my gym who deadlifts.

>the bald dude that used to be fat

that curlbro that can barely do 50 lbs inner-thighs

That's literally me and I love it.

>why is he breathing so heavily

>That kid that was a linebacker and is stuck in body limbo

i cant even get on topic after that webm

was that old dude just some random guy who walked up and started spotting? just feels really weird

"Should I go spot that turbo manlet benching 315? Nah, hes got it."

Why did that old man walk behind the nigger?
What the fuck, why would he do that?

That really awkward guy who lifts heavier than most people.

The weirdo in tights who brings his own belt to do weighted chin ups every day

The guy who hogs the cage for hours at a time
>tfw shitty 24 hour gym has 1 cage and 1 bench, and the only spare bar apart from those two is a 15kg ladies' bar

"Fuck, he takes long rests"

Yeah, you try lifting @8-9 for every set and tell me you don't rest a while.

"I don't think he has made any gains at all"

We're the same person I guess

He's here everyday for hours but never talks to anyone

That guy who squats every time and doesn't do curls.

That guy who lifts heavy but still looks like shit

super sweaty yet still sexy, he's huge but weak lifts

Fit but not big. has decent lifts for his size

>that guy who keeps looking around the gym paranoidly like he's keeping tabs on every single person
>that guy who's here for 2.5 hours, 6 days a week, but never talks to anyone else
>that guy who talks to himself in the bathroom

That guy with the constipating face during shrubs

That guy with compression pants who squats only two plats.

>>that guy who's here for 2.5 hours, 6 days a week, but never talks to anyone else

To be fair, how many fitizens talk to anyone in the gym ever?

You fucking retarded nigger just bench

You got this, user.

That guy who comes in and does light arm work and then lat pulldowns and then pullups and then goes back to light arm work and is a skinny dyel

the guy who does power curls in the power squat rack

Probably
>the guy who had really long hair and then cut it
Or
>the guy who I can't tell if he's staring at me

5 years in same gym
> dat bish never smiles or talks to anyone
but most are used to it

He's reasonably fit, but kinda looks like a serial killer

>but I'm a broke bum and can't take her out on a date so I just smile sometimes and leave
That's it I'm going to get my finances in order

>that guy who does one-arm dumbbell bench with the 100lb dumbbells.
I can hit 6 on incline but fuck me it's a little scary.

That guy who looks 16 and won't make eye contact with or talk to anyone

The guy who sniffs the seat after a woman uses the stationary bike

That fat fuck who benches 315lb but can't do a pushup

Same

They called me andromeda shun because i was always with chains for weighted pull ups and dips

probably thought i was gay too

>that one manlet who hasn't progressed at all for a year now besides being a beginner

spot

>the tall guy who takes up too much space squatting 70kg
There are no squat racks in our gym ;_;

Manlet who comes to the gym at highly irregular times just to keep the muscle he's gained.

Then dumbells is the worst possible thing you could be doing. All you'll do is perpetuate the imbalance by letting one arm train with more intensity.

get out of the gym fgt

The 6'3 lanklet that puts on more muscle than anymore in the gym doing only compounds and some accessories that first gets wierd stares and then gets people coming asking for advice.

Weak, depressed manlet who stares at the floor between sets, drinks too much water and always has headphones in.

The guy that goes swimming afterwards

Alternatively, the guy that either does a split, or comes in for 20 mins and does nothing but curls

>that guy who has slowly been making gains for like 1.5 years but still isn't big at all.

I don't think Im that notable compared to the dumb shit I see at the ymca.

That guy who obviously used to be fat because his nipples and leftover gyno always pokes through his shirt

The guy who conned his way into the university gym's chairmanship by doing SS and outlifting everyone with measly 270lbs squats, because everybody else is doing a brosplit.

that's not possible

guy who wears an All Blacks shirt in Australia

The weirdo that starts grinning after doing his heavy sets.

Easy fix bro, just use more weight on the right side to slow it down and give them both same time under tension

>that guy who does squats, bench, deadlifts and then just LEAVES

That guy that's still a beginner after 2 years.

the strong quiet guy who comes in at different hours every day as to not become known to the regulars

That lanklet who hogs the squat rack then disappears for a month

"Haha look at that chubby........oh"

Feelin u

>the guy that ONLY does squats/work legs

Protip: I used to do SL5x5, and now I do a slightly modified version of it, with 3x5 squats and 1xF extra BP and OHP.

Yes I do squats. No, it's not the only workout I do. You just notice it because I squat every session, and you only seem to be looking whilst I'm squatting.

I've had Pajeets come up and ask me if I only work legs while they're doing their cable crosses or seated barbell curls.

You're a bit cheeky mate.

Anyone in the UK try wearing an All Blacks shirt during or after the Lions tour of NZ?

Skinnyfat motherfucker... But I would like to have his traps and shoulders...