Just ate 10,000 calories of pure fucking sugary bullshit

>feel like I've been stuffing my face all day
>Put it in MFP
>Barely reached my calorie goal
>Only 6% protein
I am honestly never EVER gonna make it

>2017
>Not doing Yard Of Cake A Day

>D E N O V O L Y P O G E N E S I S

!!!

>Stomach upset, can't eat anything without issues. Food just sits in stomach and I vomit it all up hours later.
>mah gains
>eat bananas and gatorade to try to digest something and maybe stop catabolism
>never eat so many straight carbs all by themself
>feel awful again

Holy fucking kek my sides, I can't even imagine being a fat fuck and enjoying eating that much. If i ate 1/4 of that I would feel like absolute shit. I eat around 2,500 calories a day and you ate 4 times that in just sweet shit with almost no protein.

Oh, I also forgot

>mcdonalds meal
>large bag of caramel flavoured popcorn
>2 vegemite sandwiches

livin the dream my dude

so? work it off. Its called dirty bulking

good god man

How

I don't believe you. I need some sort of proof. Show me wrappers, trash, stains.

but why!?

I think I'm going to be sick user

You just made me feel way better after feeling like shit for eating half s bag of chips. Thanks fatass!

>foot-long pound raspberry cake (this was like 2000 calories)
Jesus christ dude

Jesus Christ. Here I was feeling bad for drunkenly eating 2500 calories of sugary bullshit.

Man I'm on a huge cut and I felt terrible for eating 1800 calories earlier this week. I feel so much better about it, at least I was able to quickly and easily make up for it. How the fuck do you even manage 10k?

if you weren't diabetic before you are now motherfucker. i hope you're happy.

1000 mcg of Chromium a day keeps the sugar away.

glad you're back man. i was starting to miss you and fear for you. you must be 1000lbs by now man!!

anyways, look forward to your posts every day to keep me on track.

boogie wonderland

Eh don't worry that much about it
Even if you digested it all, it makes up to about 8000 surplus, which is 20 days lost if you cut at a 500 cal a day, not really that much
Not to mention that eating that much food, you wont be able to digest all the calories and you will be burning a hell lot of calories while trying to digest it, so your surplus is about around 6k or so probably
Just water fast the next day and increase you deficit by 500 calories for the next week, and you're back on track
God speed OP, I know it's hard and I was there, but I promise it gets better

who gives a fuck its saturday

Aussies are the ultimate shitposters and apparently shit eaters. Are you eating like that because it's winter, or is this normal for you?

So this is why your surgery got delayed, Boogie?

Can you give me a reason why not? Eating and shitting are literally my only pleasures in life

>huge cut
>1800 calories
MANLET SPOTTED

>2500 calories a day

150lb or turbo manlet?

Still bad tho

Maybe he's cutting. I'm 6'2 and at the end of my cut right now, gone down all the way to 2200. Though I'm sedentary outside of going to the gym.

Mirin dreamers bulk

Hey Boogie

>fat as fatass and don't even consume sugary shit

How did you manage that?

>not eating protein every time you binge
shiggy

C A R B S
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fake and gay
also if not fake, still gay and you should neck you are self famalan then be a man, post pics and kill you are self

I got diabetes just reading this

EAT MORE!

>tfw this is probably bait
>tfw I do this once a month
I thought BED was a meme until I became the meme. On days it gets the better of me I don't stop eating until I'm doubled over in pain.

Hope this doesn't disqualify you from your surgery Boogie.

how?

>binge on beef jerky
>entire months food budget gone

do you binge on tuna or something?

i actually feel leaner the day after a 1000~cal cheat. just keep it once a week