What do you guys think of my Tinder bio?

what do you guys think of my Tinder bio?

You keep reiterating the same point too many times, sounds as if your unconvinced of your own message, or unconfideng in what you write. Make the point, branch off, then branch off again, etc. Keep it consice.

wont work

It's good, if you have the height, face, and frame to back it up

>online dating

unless you're 8/10+ it's just a waste of time

You sound like a try hard faggot
>hur dur I only here for sex hur dur
>please ignore the fact that I'm being picky on fucking tinder
You're worse than the lardasses and single moms that demand chads

If you are not an alpha Chad, the Stacies will ignore you and take a different route on the cock caurosuel

Delete "Keep - boyfriend" and its fine

you better have a chad jaw op

try 6/10+, ive known butt ugly guys that have good luck on tinder.

too edgy for me brah

Some of us don't like to fuck fat chicks user

>tfw never had a gf
>tfw all hook ups have been off tinder

It's funny. I hear about "butt ugly" guys from time to time having good luck, but whenever I see picture evidence...well lets just say I've yet to see an ugly guy, it's always above average dudes.

Anyway even if you're good looking it's still a waste of time. You'll get women below your league and an overinflated ego.

Only women have such long bios. I only have "want some fuck bb" And ive had a tone of matches and ive slammed hard almost daily.

Too bad your face is all that matters

Come to the NYC metro area, or any metro area. You'll see literal jokers and below average males with hot chicks all day long.

only the pic matters so whatever you write it's ok

Just say hey, I'm from California, but living here looking for new people for new experiences.
It's basic and says very little about you. But it implies you're Always doing new things.
I've had great luck with it and I'm a dyel

I'm a 6/10 and I found my qt azn gf on online dating (okc).

>6/10
>has an asian gf

checks out

and how much time did you have to waste for that when you could have just went to a bar and it would be much easier and your gf would be hotter too instead of some zipperhead

>go to bar
>hey how u doing
>ew you're not Chad get out
>go home and jack off
Why bother?

I like it. I used your bio on my bumble account OP with some slight modifications. Am I attractive enough for such an edgy bio?

Yeah. 2bh you have near chad-tier aesthetics so you should be fine.

t-thanks

Nah. You're super ugly. Sorry.

>an
IRL chad
Good brah, i tried tinder but i'm shitskin and short and got 2 matches and one of them deleted me.

I'm shitskin as well, if you have shit genetics like me then your fucked. Idk how short you are, but I'm 5'.8 I'm actually really overweight but still get matches, are you b8ing?

>I cuddle so good
>ur constant need for validation

showing your faggy beta self first and then your wannabe alpha self in the next sentence, is hilarious as fuck honestly

Not baiting, i'm middle eastern and i'm like 5'7. I've trained many years and look good bodywise. I tried swiping right on everygirl i saw but got 2 matches where one was a bot and other was an asian exchange student which unmatched me after a while

This, whole thing doesn't fit together.

>6'4

that is the best tinder bio
throw in a dog/baby picture and you are all set
if you go for 100% playthrough add one in suit

I was on there for like a week or two before i found her and we started talking. I hate bars and going out for drinks so any girls i'd find there wouldn't be my type anyway.

D-d-don't bully, she's really cute

Same. Took about a week to find her.

>Mfw there are actual chads on fit

Just lol at needing a bio.

Chad opens up his phone and takes a spontaneous selfie with his front cam and decides to make a tinder for the lols. 1 photo, no bio and he gets 50 matches in the first hour.

i anime and jerk off to trap porn the same as you

anything more than an empty bio is too tryhard. bitches dont use that to read they use it to catch feels and make mistakes

This.

unironically this
Chad can get away with anything on tinder and still slay

>that hilariously bad german
>that Hakenkreuz

kek

>tfw will never be chad

Your disgusting level of ugliness has skewed your worldview user.

maybe u have shit photos

fucking chad

It's easy if you dress up like a girl user-kun.

what app is that?

>implying women even read bios

You're a fag mate, girls don't give a shit they look at your face for half a second and they already know if they are willing or not to take your dick. Stop trying hard.

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Hahahahaha

>2edgy2fuck

>average guitarist and chef, but taking bad pictures is where I excel

This bio has worked very well for me. All of my pictures are shit either because I was drunk, they're with my ex gf at sorority cocktails so I have to crop her out, resulting in a shit picture, or I'm with my family. I need to take more pictures of me doing shit but I don't have friends that stop and take pictures like a bunch of teenage girls.

wtf I hate women now

One time like 3 years ago I made a fake female tinder profile just to get a look at the competition

It was so hilarious how most guys were, like 99%. But it was a while ago so I need to see if theyve improved

how bad most guys were

I'm 90% sure that's grindr

Somewhat related to this topic. I matched with a girl on Tinder and we're going to meet up today at her place for "dance lessons", and we both know what's going to end up happening. I've never done anything like this before. When should I message her? I was thinking of sending her something like "let's meet up at 9" at around 7:30 pm. Is that too early or is that too late to send a message about meeting up at that time? We set this up on Thursday night at around 10 pm by the way.

Also
>have gotten matches through Tinder
>have never set up a single meeting
>match with a legit 8/10 dancer, the most attractive girl I've ever matched with
>planets align and I release my inner Chad
>she says that I sound like a player, that she wants to meet this player on Saturday, and she gives me her number (all without me asking)
>mfw the time the girl thinks my 5.5/10 self (had my profile rated by Veeky Forums a while back) is a player is the only time I get laid
Chad has been right all along.

Not going to make it

what do you mean you released your inner chad? I am just about to tinder right now for the first time in 2 years. last time I was unsuccessful at making girls come out of my phone....

cringey as fuck

Correct.

Wow. I can tell women must fawn over you OP.

hookup with single mom yay or nay?

She responded. Now what?

you want to tell her to meet up with you an hour an a half before?

fucking hell user no

Clearly responded by mistake thinking it was a new person. 23 July fucking lol.

I didn't want to be so sudden. Should I just text her and say I'll be there in 20 minutes? She lives 10 minutes away.

Lose the earring
Shave that disgusting chin stuble
Maybe get a haircut ( especially if you're the mohawk dude in the middle of the third pic )

Then yeah,maybe you'll be a chad,not before you do those things though

kek post a picture of your face

didn't read it but it's way too long

mike?

Sure thing son

this is hilarious

when will they learn

Gtfo grill

text her now dumbass

>tfw not an embodiment of the higher race

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

manlets ? never

>Lose the earring
stfu you manlet cunt.

>OMG I know, right?!!! I just love accessorizing my boy body!

if you get close enough to your screen you can almost taste the salt

if you get up on your tippy toes you can almost look like an adult

All this salt over defending your feminizing jewelry.

I honestly don't think you're a chad either. I mean you're good looking, you just look too young to be chad. either cut down so that your face is more boney, or grow a beard.

this
also cut that nasty mohawk

i'm not even him bro I just like memeing on manlets

oh nevermind then
and i'm 180cm,don't know what this is like in freedom units but yeah i'm probably a manlet to fatty muricans

I apologize for calling you manlet but earrings are a superb male fashion item. You just don't know any better.

>earrings are a superb male fashion item
BAKA

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holy shit

Bros how do I get good pics for tinder? Do other people ask their friends to take a picture of them?
Haven't had a serious social media pic in 18 months (before I started lifting)

You farted

I'm completely average looking and have had plenty of luck using tinder

take 50 pictures and pick the best one

how did you judge you're average looking

By knowing plenty of people and then looking in a mirror

so like i thought your own arbitrary perception

hint: you look like a chad