Tfw squat is lighter than OHP

>tfw squat is lighter than OHP

>TFW dumbbell curl is heavier than my barbell deadlift

>tfw squat higher than deadlift

>tfw clean more than deadlift

>tfw flippity flap more than I jibbery jab

>tfw lateral raise is heavier than deadlift

>tfw manlet is higher than the lanklet

>Bench moee than my squat

Get off Veeky Forums David!

>tfw shorter than heavy

>tfw ye olde gentleman's hoist more than I hefty hireling's heave

This one is legitimately retarded

>Tfw this is actually me because I'm worried about fucking up my one clicking knee

>tfw one arm triceps extension greater than my deadlift

>"okay off the ground so far so good"
>"now up my thighs"
>triple extension
>"FUCK I did it again"

>band finger extensor trainer higher than my fully equipped squat

>tfw my lunge is more than my squat

Same here

3 and a half month lifting, i have 3 weeks doing legs, 3 days a week

My OHP is higher than my squat but its going to be the reverse in a couple of weeks

>tfw squat and deadlift 1RM are same
>squat for reps is higher than deadlift for reps

I don't like deadlifts, fuck all y'all

>left testicle hangs lower than my right

Literally me.

Even the 55 year old milf/gilf who frequents my gym squats more than me.

I'm pretty sure anyone who has a lighter squat than OHP either doesn't know how to squat or is paralyzed below the waist.

Everyone has one testicle that hangs a bit lower.

>deadlier heavier than my rack pull

>pushup is heavier than my bench press

>right glute more developed than left one

>can't lose weight when trying to cut
>can't gain weight when trying to bulk
>can't maintain weight when trying to maintain

>row is lighter than a paddle

you can't bench body weight?

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You're a paraplegic, right?

literally me. I think it's because I'm still fucking fat, but I'm benching 160lbs but I feel like dying on 145lb squats.

>130lb bench, 145lb deadlift
>95lb squat
This lanky dude with thin legs and a beer belly comes in after me and squats 2 pl8, makes me want to kill myself

Have you tried trying harder?

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>face pull more than deadlift

>tfw feels are heavier than deadlift

>can curl more than I OHP