Breh's that look how they lift how do you cope with people asking about the gym?
I usually tell people i do some yardwork and occasionally go for a swim. Nobody calls me out on it, but i'm not sure if they believe it.
The reactions i get are priceless though most sloots get wet as fuck if they know your ripped without being "all into fitness n stuff" and most men get jelly knowing i look better than them without doing shit.
My advice to you breh's is to keep lifting the biggest secret in your life. At times you will even need to demonize lifting yourself to win the hearts of the people.
Jason Hill
Someone tells me about their routine and ask me about what i do and for advice n shit. >Just genetics, i dont know i dont really work out all that hard n stuff. Their faces are top kek as i pretend to be a Chad who doesnt spend hours in the gym practically dying and cant take a shit after leg day. They actually believe me n get mad jelly that i "got it easy" while they bust their ass, making em lose hope and possibly give up. Its even better as i go to a gym outside my area so no one i know ever sees me.
Austin Butler
Just tell them you go to Zumba class once or twice a month.
Nicholas Morris
I just tell them the truth, I don't have a real "program" as such and I just go to the gym twice per week.
Joseph Cox
i don't talk to people and they don't talk to me
:'(
Oliver Allen
I do the Wii Fit body test every day senpai
And I only drink DIET coke
Joseph Johnson
That face they make, is what makes lifting 100% worth it;.
Elijah Cooper
Usually i pretend to do powerlifting once or twice per week but i actually do chad workouts 5-6 days a week
With girls I'm tryna fug and never meet again i just say i do martial arts (never done it, never even been in a fight)
Henry Davis
The only person I speak to is my psychologist.
In our first session she just automatically assumed I lift.
Jacob Young
I don't live in a country that's overflowing with retards so I can't actually do this.
Anthony Sanchez
Wii fit and zumba
Blake Powell
I live in the Netherlands and i can get away with this. Every country except some Asian countries is full of retards.
Angel King
>tfw you lie about lifting >tfw on juice too
Faces of try hard dyels are priceless but usually I feel guilty and tell the truth later(about lifting, not juice, no pariah here)
Juan Bennett
>"holy fuck user how can you eat so much and stay lean" >"I dunno maybe it's genetics k"
>mfw cardio 3 times week and regular fasting
All the pain is worth
Adam Hernandez
>asian countries is full of retards Wie is hier nou de retard?, homo.
Liam Walker
>cardio 3 times per week Not too much. I'm in a weight loss period right now and I do cardio five or six times per week
Charles Jackson
that fucker, I want to beat his face to a bloody mess with a lead filled wooden baseball bat ... umm, oh yeah, topic .... Yeah I don't lie about random shit like that.
Jaxon Anderson
I Don't care what people think, it's fun to pull people's legs though. Is this a pasta
Chase Cox
You are because your dunglish is horrific, you mong. Go to /int if you want to speak your swamp german so badly.
Anthony Cruz
This is too far...
Austin Hernandez
Pouring acid on his face would be better. Losing his looks would push him to kill himself :3
James White
Wat is grammatica?
Is full of retards slaap op every country, niet op Asian countries. Mongool.
Julian Ramirez
>Be 6'4 >Some girl gets drunk and says:"user you are not cute but judging by your size your dick must be huge" >Laugh and say that at least i have that going for me >Everyone believes me >My dick is only 6inches at best
Henry Moore
where are you from that people are so open and kind of shallow? Never got asked smth. like that at the same height
Christopher Cruz
>woman psychologist
Justin Lee
I don't lie about it, if someone likes me less because of my hobbies then why the fuck would I want them in my life at all
Nicholas Smith
>lifting >hobby Lmao classic gymcel
Henry Lewis
I don't get it Google says that guy is 6'2" and 187 pounds That's not huge by any standards but he shouldn't be this much of a skelly at that weight
Hudson Johnson
>not lifting as a hobby Not gonna make it dyel
Jace Phillips
He's probably taller. He looks significantly taller than most models (and 6'1" is like the average there).