ITT: we pay our respects to the feathery little lads and lasses who are responsible for many of our gains

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>europoors dont have low fat milk
enjoy your fatty cow milk i guess

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Name that Pokemon! In all honesty though that's one intimidating fucking chicken.

is this a dark souls boss

Thanks birb

Oh please. Man up and accept the true origins of today's meat and eggs.

based clucker

I read that file name as Battle Hens

Uhm I only eat free range sweetie ;) No poopoo in my eggs!

>No poopoo in my eggs!
It would actually be pretty hard to get poopoo into eggs, free range or not

Thanks based bird of gains

thanks based bird of gains

i once made this exact thing for this exact purpose in minecraft

Chickens are fucking disgusting creatures. All they do is eat and shit. They eat fucking rats, spiders, dirt, poo, carcasses. They eat and fucking shit. I hate them.

t. Someone who has 25

>tfw have chickens
I just came back from college yesterday and my mom wants to get rid of them. The rooster and the hen are assholes but there's another small rooster that's cute and I like him and he will be my friend.

das cute, user

Thanks Based Chickens.

You should look up what "free range" means. It's not as pretty as you think.

Fuck. I swear I will redeem myself user, one of these days synthetic protein will be made.

you should pay respect to grains. that's where your protonz originate.

Thank birb

It's kind of fucked up we eat chickens, they are relatively small animals, like I could eat a whole chicken a day. You would think we would farm ostrich or something bigger so you don't have to kill as many to get the same amount of food.

shit tasty tho

Thanks based Birds of gains.

Thank you based bird of gains

thank mr bok

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