Welcome to the Veeky Forumsness spatoon, how tough are ya?

yeah I only eat five of them

I started bodybuilding without a strength base

I ate until I was so full I got sweaty from trying not to throw up...
3 times last week

>how tough are ya?

How tough I am?

I put my deadlift weight on the bench and do deadbenches

How tough am I?
I do rack pulls... Above the knee

How tough am I? I had a bowl of MILK for breakfast this morning.

Without any NAILS.

I use the gym shower...

...Without any flip flops

I dry my balls in the gym locker room without a blowdryer

5 minutes of constant ball-flapping

...

I got called a faggot and didnt even run to my safe space today!

On bulk day, I have a Golden Corral marathon where I sit there through breakfast lunch and dinner, devouring high calorie meals that make vegans shutter.

I masturbate to traps WITHOUT being gay.

I can not feel pain. I can lift a fully grown horse above my head for reps. I have beaten a man of every race in single combat including an African Bushman, Midget Celt, and a rare Deepwater Jew. I have left humanity behind.

Mirin

Nice quads

PUSH HARD DOGGO

> I once saw a crash on the highway and offered the space between my eyes as emergency landing field for the helicopter

Push hard doggo!

Completely untrained 160 lbs here. I can only bench 55 but I can leg press 280. My calves are yuge but I don't know how I'd take a pic that would accurately scale them to my whole body.

I was really discouraged when I benched but now I've regained a bit of confidence knowing that I have natural strength in my legs. I was thinking of doing BJJ but now I'm leaning more towards taekwando

I care not for petty insults for you are merely jealous of my combat prowess.

>leg press 280
That doesn't mean shit. How much can you squat?

How do I measure that? Sorry I'm really new lol

I want this. I want to bring my book and read and eat buffet food all day.

>How do I measure that?
How much weight do you put on the bar when you squat?

Everyone has natural strength in their legs you dingus. Turns out we walk on them or something.

Push hard doggo!

Push hard doggo

>not calling it the salty Veeky Forumsoon

I do good mornings.

At 1AM.

I do gomad and 4 scoops CMOOOONNNN!!!!

Fuking retard. Janoy Cresva had abbs in Adam Harper era, he is also not autism, he is method actor, 10 years in practice for his future roles in hollywood

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