/fph/

Why no /FPH/?

/fph/

>this guy going to die yet?

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at least that guy gets laid, unlike Veeky Forums

I just wanted to say he looks like 13 but reading your comment that made it even more depressing

I thought that her bra was actually ABOVE her breasts for a second there

had to do a double take

Was about to rant that this was a blue board.

And this is the mindset that creates and propegates fat bitches. At least we know natural selection is still actively at work in today's society.

i never said i would fuck it but there are a lot of guys who would

>this guy going to die yet?
If I get dubs, yes

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track3.mixtape.moe/emtqrg.mp4

nah, check mine

Death when?

youtube.com/watch?v=22hXzc7vnOA

Holy shit it's like this dude shoveling and falling on ice for half a minute.

what the fuck

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>track3.mixtape.moe/emtqrg.mp4
why did i just watch someone jerk off and make funny noises?

Sounds like a goat.

It's Jason Genova. If I recall correctly, he sent that to a 16 year old last year.

laid and possibly suffocated m8

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>at least he gets laid

>would you prefer to be alone or in bad company?

Why lower standards? Besides if getting laid is the only point then a proper escort is a phonecall or a text message away and you get to pick the one you prefer.

T H I C C
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What the fuck is that? Smallpox?

>come home from gym having failed a rep
>so ashamed that I'm about to cave in and cheat on my diet
>/fph/ stop me every time
I love y'all. For real.

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You guys just can't handle independent wimen

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this is confirmed fake

cri

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GOMAD

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>Finds article looking for a laugh
>She ordered them for her entire family
>Have flashbacks of being a fatty and ordering food for workplace and being laughed at/mocked by the staff and people standing on line behind me
>But also inspired me to lose weight so people will leave me the fuck alone

M-maybe this taught her a lesson too...

Back when I was fat, I would always order an extra drink for every extra meal I got, that way it didn't look like I was going to eat it all by myself.

What is this from?

Well, that's enough internet for me today.

This picture has been floating around Veeky Forums for the past 5 years or so

From a video done by insight

youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0

No

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I'd still rather not be reminded of it.
Like that one image of that fat woman with the huge balls.

Mind you, I get laid with mentally ill girls. That are thin. Got to have some standards, after all.

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this

Why havent you already killed yourself m8, you've only got 2 years left at most, i doubt you can even slide your little pecker into your walrus of a gf with all the fat in the way

Wtf is wrong with those panties? Are they ligit tearing or are the suppose to look retarded?

>42330562
Already did, 10 times as a matter of fact, permavirgin.

No (you) though.

Learn to greentext

>tfw you are actually turned on by degenerate girls

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Don't respond to troll
It's just a LARP'er from /r9k/ we get every once in a while

tried to kill yourself or fucked your walrus?
If you mean you fucked your gf 10 times then i don't believe you, things wont fit, that shit isnt physically possible without 2 gallons of butter, and you'd probably eat the butter
If you mean you've tried to kill yourself 10 times, then try harder! can't you throw yourself off a building or shoot yourself in the head or something, none of this pussy pills bullshit

10 strokes isn't that much of an accomplishment m8.

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Poor fucking crocodile man
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Why is Akari so perfect lads

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>no (you)
Is this some new meme or something? Why the fuck are people acting so autistic about responses all of a sudden?

Get well soon croccer

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>200 feet

I bring my sister with me to get food always. That way I can order a lot and make it seem like we're splitting it or bringing it home to other people.

did he get his surgery yet?

kek

Low test, any real muscular guy knows how good of a fuck this bitch would be.

Please I have to know if the croccy is ok. ;-;

crocco feels no more pain now :'(

Top kek. What do you expect when you open your story with "I fell 200 feet".

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>look at this permavirgin sperg

It's because I got a lady to fuck and YOU don't lmao.

Fresh OC.

feminists btfo

lel
>a lady
i don't count a slab of ham with stumps for limbs and mould under any and all flaps as a lady, you can have it, if you can even manage to fit your dick in it

Is it possible anymore user?

>Mattel reveals dad bod and man bun Ken dolls
leld, but I assume this is fake now

fucking small fats thinking that this is inclusive.

I WANT A 500 POUND BARBIE NOW
I AM BEING OPPRESSED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

POP OFF JAMES!

>diet coke

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I watched a lot of binge eating videoson youtube and they all order diet drinks.

Is this a inside joke?

I don't get if you really a smug fat or just a troll. Why do you post in these threads.

be proud that you are 30 years old and can't walk for 10 seconds without being exhausted and in pain

Let me tell you something. Everyone who sees you and your obese lady pities you. Everyone. You ever look around in public when you're with your whale and right after you make eye contact with someone they suddenly stare at the ground? Yea, they were staring at you and wondering Just how in fact you two are able to fuck. Just because you're slipping shamu whatever sad excuse for a dick you have hiding beneath layers upon layers of fat is nothing to brag about, even on the internet. Seriously shut the fuck up until you lose at least 10 percent of your body weight. Use these threads for what everyone else does, so that they scare themselves into not overeating.

POP OFF JAMES!

the joke is their insides

POP OFF JAMES!

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POP OFF JAMES!

He's obviously just a troll who went to /fat/ and downloaded a bunch of fat wojacks to shitpost in fph with, if people just ignore him he will get bored and go back to /r9k/ or wherever he came from

Fuck off Randy.