Go into the gym in 2017

>go into the gym in 2017
>IM IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU

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>not using headphones
wake up

>go into gym in white neighborhood
>"I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEECKING BALL"

>go to gym in black neighborhood
>"WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT"

>go to the gym in 2000

>YOU'VE GOT THE KIND OF LOVIN THAT CAN BE SO SMOOTH, YEAH

>GIVE ME YOUR HEART, MAKE IT REAL, OR ELSE FORGET ABOUT IT

But OP...

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BOOO-DY!

>go into the gym in 2017
>SO ROCKABY BABY ROCKABYYYYY

That's a legit good song shut up

>walk into gym
>Jason Genova starts playing
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UPPER BODY LOWER BODY UPPER BODY LIKE I SAID LEGS ON THE BOTTOM LEGS LEGS ON THE BOTTOM

>go to the gym in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>walk into gym
>ouch

IT'S SKITTLE TIME

whydontyougrababrushandputalittlemakeup

What the fuck is that actually the pisslord himself?

It's a new one.

>walk into gym in 2003
>DAYS GO BY AND STILL I THINK OF YOU

Does anyone have saved the instagram live vid he did where he got naked and posed? Asking for a friend

that pic is just sad, man

>go into the gym in the current year
>nothing
>tfw deaf

Not nude, but this is the video

>SEX by the fiyah all NIGHT!

Don't bash man, I actually lost my virginity to this song. But not a good tune for lifting

>enter gym
>song is playing but i dont know which one it is and i cant make out the lyrics but i really like it and want to know what it is and im too scared to ask the desk person

>liking normie music

Really? Wow, I guess we are all gonna make it

>Lost your virginity to bruno mars
Sorry about what happened, want to talk about it?
Not a bad song but its on all the god damn time and I hate it with a passion

April 2nd 2017. We had just left a party of a mutual friend and we had been flirting all night. Offered to take her home. Song is on in the car. Sitting in silence listening to the lyrics. We are both just are kinda giving each other that look, you know? Get to her place, flip on the same station (song is still playing) and do it on her bed

Lost my virginity to some small asian fling
Nutted inside her, got her a plan b, ate her ass before dropping her off and never texted her again
She gave terrible head

Why would you listen to anything but Nazi speeches backed by a pumping bassline?

Examples required.

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>walk into gum
>OOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA
>WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HEAVY
>OOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA
>SO MUCH MORE THAN I CAN CARRY
why would you play this at a gym? If I wanted to hear people complain about how heavy stuff is id go anywhere else at all.

This. I want

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>Walk in to gym
>Silence
>Select song/playlist I want to hear
>Lift

Perks of not paying to be in a sweatbox with paco, raj and deshawn.

>walk into gym
>put on my headphones
RESPONSIBILITY'S COOL
BUT THERE'S MORE THINGS IN LIFE
LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK
RODE ALL FUCKING NIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=UKQXsDnbJwA

DELET THIS

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>WE AIN'T EVER GETTIN OLDER DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

>CAN'T WAKE UP

Fuck that song. Shit came on all the time last year when me and my ex girlfriend drove anywhere. Fucking normie music.

>go to the gym after the apocalypse
>UH HUH
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M

This. Death Grips gets me so fucking pumped for a lift. Always play Takyon at max volume while benching

>has a gf
>calls other people normies
hmmmmm

>get to her place
>drop her off
Just be honest and say that you browse Veeky Forums and then blow a load into the same empty 2L of coke like you do everyday. We won't judge. Promise

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Has a gf
>had

>that webm

how can someone that hot come off as incredibly disgusting and vague?

I'm probably getting my ass banned but
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>What a qt, is she a dancer or som...

>lucky for you thats how i like it
>thats how i like hot

Post yfw you see your daughter.

It really fits the Takyon, try watching and listening them together.

HOLY FUCKING KEK AT 1:35

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in the black neighborhood you'd be asking for a wrecking ball.

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what the fuck

THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do you think that's the same person?

>what is a proxy

It's a bunch of little russian girls twerking on a stage with some guy in a bear costume

...

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>bear costume
>not pedobear costume
They missed out desu

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Who lets young girls practice a dancing routine like this...

>go to the gym 1999
>IM BLUE BA DA DEE BA DA DIE DA DEE BA DA DIE BA DA DEE BA DA DIE

they have an app for this, shazam
I just hope it doesn't spy on me

You became a man on my birthday, good job son

>WHERE DO I BEGIN

What kind of dipshit parent lets their young daughter go and do this? This is pedobait: the video. Way to go, parents and good luck with your black grandchildren that you'll have to raise.

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>walk into gym
>OH I WANT SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS

>not listening to DMX for ultimate motivation

Confirmed for never making it

STOP

DES

>walk into the gym
>THUNDER NANANANANANANANA
>THUNDER NANANANANANANANA
>THUNDER NANANANANANANANA

then they fucking changed it into shitty modern EDM music but then some buff guy got pissed and yelled at them to change it back. Pretty based desu

TU ERES EL IMÁN
YO SOY EL METAL
ME VOY ACERCANDO Y FORMO EL PLAN
SÓLO DE PENSARLO SE ME ACELERA EL PULSO

This has to be the worst song in existence, caught this on the radio and it made me want to go shoot a normie

whydyouleavethekeysuponthetable

>tfw the west is but a husk

How do assfags do it? I'm just vaguely grossed out by this. It's like seeing a picture of a piece of poop.

>lifting at gym
>IIIIIII CAAAAAANT HEEEEEELLP FAAAAALING IN LOOOOVE WITH YOUUUUUUUU
>but it's a shitty cover

>stop in Tavern to get 1, 2 beers after workout
>changed shirts just cuz nice guy
>20-somethings walking in plaid skirts
>one of them picks the in house playlist daily

>IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS......

>make mental note of hearing for 600th time this year

Based Linkin Park.

>go to gym with brother in 2017
>YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A LOSER, x1000
>And that's okay

Titus gives me gains.

>music is all
even baiting like that is absolutely sage. Seriously dude... Kys.

I'm done

Fuck society

>not having this album on repeat

>not working out at home

>He doesn't listen to Death Grips vaporwave mashups

Nice, my sons will have no problem finding a young sluts to bang.

I unironically like this song

>put on headphones
>STRAAAAAAAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN THAT JAMMMMMINNYYYYYYY PAAAAAAAAAAACKK

>IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS

Single mothers are cancer

>go to the gym in 2010
>i-i-i-i can make your bedrock