> come home from the gym
> go-to make post workout shake
> can't find protein anywhere
> ask mom
> "oh user. steroids aren't good for you I got rid of them"
> pic related
Momscience thread? I need lulz so I don't choke her out
Mom threw out my whey
Carson Rivera
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Kevin Young
Don't have science, but do have some lulz.
William Jones
>thinking the only way I can get these gains is with steroids
Yeah right mom, keep mirin
Cameron Ramirez
Move out you fucking neet
Nathaniel Bennett
>Mom thinks I'm frauding
i-is this what making it feels like?
Parker Green
>you need to eat breakfast, its the most important meal of the day
>fasting? how can you eat nothing for half the day?
Ian Brown
Breakfast is legit tho
Jackson Price
just explain to her that its the powderd cheese water wich it kinda is
Nathaniel Thompson
my moms wierd about whey to its a mom thing
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Isaac Morales
depends on you eating and training habits
Landon Phillips
Yeah this one is not applicable. You fast when you sleep and that's it, dummy.
Austin Sullivan
Haha no.
Alexander Foster
>its so fucking hot, i cant sleep at night
>maybe you should stop using so much supplements, I heard that they can raise your body temperature
>mfw im literally only using whey
Nicholas Miller
ok so person that is already eating 3k calories between noon and bedtime does not train until the after school/office job should force himself to eat breakfeast
Hunter Davis
Do whatever you want, just understand that there is no benefit to your physique or performance. Look up the eating habits of pro athletes if you need proof.
Joshua King
>be me 1 year ago
>skinnyfag 17 y/o
>go to the gym to start working out, get a personal trainer for a couple of sessions to get a feel of what to do
>'so user, it is VERY important that you eat a lot more than you're eating now to build muscle'
>alrightythen
>come back from gym, feel good and want to follow his advice
>tell my mum about what he said
>'no, user, you don't need to eat more. All you need are vegetables and a healthier (AKA lowcal) diet.'
>believe her instead of the personal trainer and has taken me a fucking year to realise that's bullshit and because of this i've missed out on incredible gains that I'm only getting now
feels fucking shit famalam.
David Collins
>mom has been a fitness head for decades
>is proud of my weight loss and moderate eating
>compliments me every day
>"you know if you ever feel like using steroids just tell me and i'll pay for them"
Good times senpai
Matthew Watson
Last time my mother did that I called her a stupid bitch and made her pay me back to supplement two tubs of whey
Don't take that bullshit from your mom user
Ian Cooper
Yep, and it all starts with breakfast as early as you can stomach it.
Jaxon Hill
>not having someone feeding you while you sleep
>making it
enjoy never making gainz once your hormones balance and you hit your late 20's
Mason Nelson
Yes, even if you're frauding.
Matthew Jones
>tfw mom is on the var