>be me >staying with mom to pay for college >shes 350lbs of fat >white trash >she got jealous of my progress so she starts to sabotage me >few days ago >ask her to get chicken strips from this one healthy fast food place for lunch, since I paid for the groceries >chicken strips are really good, pretty much chicken breasts with a very light crispy exterior >she ignores me, goes to store instead and gets fried chicken, gets only 3 of my favorite donuts, chocolate long johns. >she doesn't even like chocolate >triggers my american instincts to not let food "go to waste" >she goes to store later >gets 10 different brands of cereal, Lucky Charms, Trix, Coco Puffs, Cookie crisp, whatnot >cant fit them in the cupboard so they just sit on the counter, being my old go-to fatty comfort food >she doesn't even eat any of them >come back from gym >shes there making my favorite food, chicken alfredo. Butters the noodles, heavy cream in the sauce, hardly any chicken >tell her she needs to stop >she gets offended because "I was just trying to be nice!" >today >she schedules an appointment with a therapist for me to cope with anorexia
I'm getting real fucking sick of this shit. And before you tell me to move out, I don't have enough money to move out, I just spent the last 5 years being a fat fucking whale like her and only now have I tried completing my education.
Nathaniel Thompson
Fuck her
Carter Young
I could just eat all of that stuff and not gain a pound it must be awful to be cursed with fat genetics
James Smith
>be skeleton >eat a bag of animal crackers once a day >go on Veeky Forums .>brag about superior genetics
ok lad....
Josiah Sanders
>Expecting your mom to buy your diet >Not seeing that she tried her best with variety >Blaming "American Instincts" >Not realizing that when you prioritize fitness of familial happiness you're pretty much dysphoric and/or elitist
You only get one mom user, even if she is "white trash" and "fat" you better appreciate cause one day she'll be gone and all you'll want in the world is buttery af chicken alfredo noodles just like mom used to make.
Dominic Smith
*Over familial happiness
David Lopez
I eat fast food 4-5 days a week and pizza on Friday I have a two scoop whole milk shake every day
Luis Davis
nobody is impressed by you
Josiah Ramirez
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Austin White
Nigger I eat pizza and fast food everyday.
Parker Brooks
Go to the grocery store next time with her? Also, if you can maintain your will power to lose weight, you wouldn't eat food because you're being "wasteful". Nobody believes you do this and have a ripped body. If you eat fast food 4-5 times a week then you are like the hodgetwins and eat jack shit for the rest of the day.
Jack Ross
If you can't move out, then buy your own groceries. Asking her for her help is only self sabotage. She won't buy you health food. You need to buy your own health food.
Michael Smith
>waaah, I can't control myself and put shitty food in my own mouth. >it's mommy's fault Gain some self control or move out and rent your own place.
Grow up you weak-willed faggot.
James Anderson
She's just trying to help you bro god damn. Just buy your own food
Owen Walker
if you wanna impress somebody, do it with your willpower. splurging every day and having no willpower is not reason to brag, but reason to be ashamed. plus, your lifestyle choices will catch up with you eventually. there is no human in the world that lived like this and never had to face the consequence.
Adrian Ross
> Haven't talked to my mom in years 'cause she goblined my life and was the reason I was homeless for 4 months Don't listen to this retard, some people shouldn't be parents but they are - your parents
Charles Rivera
Your mom loves you, and parents will always think you're skinny even if you're a healthy weight.
She's making you food she knows you love because it has made you happy your whole life. If she scheduled an appointment for anorexia then you're probably a skelly. Just eat it.
Dylan Hernandez
What part of being formerly obese don't you understand?
Luis Price
Just eat less of it. How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
Jace Roberts
where is your Dad in all of this?
Nathaniel Sanders
>mom neglected me entire life >intimidates me and brother into fights every time we see her >literally one of the most selfish people I've ever known in life I love my ex gf's mom more than my own, she actually supportive and does mom stuff even if I'm not her actual child. You don't get just one, you have the one biological, plenty of other maternal people out there.
Lincoln Young
What is self discipline?
Install MyFitnessPal
Hold yourself accountable for every calorie. Record your macros. It's your fault if you're not eating right.
Asher Sullivan
That's neat but your filling your body with a lot of unhealthy garbage rather than eating a lot of wholesome healthy food
Kevin Kelly
I have your situation a bit. Why don’t you settle with your mom and maintain your diet for a whole month and have a cheat day. My moms thinks I’m anorexic too because I weigh my food and only do about 1300 calories. Tell your mom that you are doing your diet every month and on your cheat day tell your mom that she can cook whatever she wants. That way mom doesn’t get worried.
Oliver Carter
OP is probably black
Zachary Roberts
This sounds like a good idea, or you can just watch your portions and eat more when she's around and less when she's not.
Hudson Sullivan
my mom's constantly trying to lose weight (and succeeding, very slowly), but I can't get her to stop smoking what do?
Christopher Bailey
Why do you guys keep saying I'm not eating right, I obviously am. I am simply saying it's terrible that shes trying to tempt me.
Zachary Stewart
I think you're right. Some people are afraid of change in those around them, specially parents when in regards to their sons. Sadly, you can only talk to her and convince her to please stop doing that. If she doesn't then you will have to just resist the temptation.
Nolan Ross
>healthy fast food This was your first mistake.
Noah Adams
>Why do you guys keep saying I'm not eating right >triggers my american instincts to not let food "go to waste"
because you implied it in the OP.
This is basically a tumblr-tier thread. You are trying to shift the blame to someone else. If you want to get fit and stay fit you need to develop the self-control and discipline yourself and not rely on living in a safe space free of temptation.
BTW, your "terrible" mom is giving you a free place to stay.
Wyatt Thompson
>You are trying to shift the blame to someone else.
What blame do I have? What crime have I commited?
Cooper Myers
You ate the food. It shouldnt matter whats in the house. Dont eat it. After so long she will quit buying shit because the old stuff is still there.
A king may order a man to move but it is the mans choice to obey or not.
Andrew Phillips
Look buddy I get it, you're trying to portray a iron-willed discipline philosopher type, but that's not the case.
Not only have you misread everything I've said, you just used it as an opportunity to flaunt your own faint knowledge in discipline and philosophy.
The only thing that was implied in the OP was that it triggered my American instincts, which was a joke on my part, I'm sorry you're unable to comprehend jokes.
Now stay mad faggot.
Jason Sanchez
So just don't eat it.. have some self control you fucking degenerate. Or just throw it all in the garbage so you're not tempted.
Dominic Foster
Moms are gains goblins. Especially on a cut (and if they are overweight themselves). Luckily mine is coming around and offering to make exceptions for me during family meals.
I get her concern I'm down nearly 90lbs and nearing the 20%'s in bf (my goal is the hit the teens). I went from the heaviest to the lightest in my family. She's called me out for being too skinny (I lifted up my shirt and giggled my belly fat and man boobs and said I'll stop when they are gone) and anorexic (which is BS because she should know better since she was in her teens) but I offered to go to the therapist. I'll show him my myfitnesspal and he can check my bodyfat and say I'm fine.
Parker Green
If your mom pays for your food, you can't complain
Nathan Price
Ungratefulness =/= Not wanting former fatty's diet sabotaged
Americans are so stupid and unthoughtful.
Nolan Wood
>just trying to be nice! So much sabotage is done by women under this label. So long as you trust her to get your food (even once) she will try to etch away at your will power to validate her lack of it.
Ignore all her tainted food offerings.
I am in a similar situation with the fat mom with overstocked cupboards and mindless food sourcing. The solution is to cook and repeatedly ask her never to make purchases on your behalf. She will still factor you in (just in case)... but don't fall for it even once. I take a slice of bread and she notices and buys 7 more assorted loafs. Honestly they have insane hoarder instinct that needs to be restrained by a man. Just let it rot and scorn them for being wasteful and "leaving things disgusting" and then say "no more food outside of the cupboard/fridge" - back it up with action - proceed to throw out the worst food in the cupboard or put it in the garage to secretly throw away later because she will try to retrieve it.
Don't get angry or rely on the reason through wording. One thing I learnt is that persistent action always beats laziness.
Joseph Stewart
>triggers my american instincts to not let food "go to waste" Living with my parents, this was the hardest thing to get over. It's completely necesary and you need to start now. If you're completely open about cutting then they're the ones wasting not you. Just sit her down and tell her being healthy is important to you and that you will have to decline if that continues. Worked more or less on my folks, though sometimes they still offer me homemade muffins, cookies, and a ton of mexican-american food (greasy and cheesy). I love all of that, but I choose what I put in my mouth and you do too. Take some initiative.
Brayden Johnson
>Honestly they have insane hoarder instinct that needs to be restrained by a man.
Lol why is this so accurate? I went shopping with me mum the other day, shes a whale, and she wanted to get 2 extra large cartons of jumbo eggs, even though we had a full carton at home and it goes to waste anyways.
Daniel Barnes
Veeky Forums my food makers went on vacation, so im stuck making my own food. I ride 10 miles on my bike everyday and ive eaten nothing but scrambled eggs and pancakes only for a week straight. Protein and carbs a bueno diet?
Lucas Clark
>he doesn't know how to make protein pancakes
Jeremiah Anderson
You should sabotage her fatty lifestyle
>empty out all the cream containers and replace it with low fat cottage cheese (high protein) - blend the cottage before hand and add a little artificial sweetener so it tastes like cream >Mix a large amount of pure sucralose in with the sugar, so its overly sweet and she uses less of it >Also could replace sugar with splenda >Sprinkle DNP powder in her bacon bits and over other snacks and things >Spike her foods with orlistat and metformin so she eats less
Zachary Brooks
>He calls his mother names on the internet >He has no will power >American instincts
You're just a man baby who doesn't deserve sympathy.
Xavier Price
>cant read post >typical american idiot who thinks mother = all deserving goddess of respect. >he doesn't understand jokes
My Mother told me not to get emancipated so when my Dad died I would get his property, she's a cold heartless bitch.
Now fuck off nigger and fuck your whorish dicksucking mother faggot.
Zachary Gutierrez
>dad offering me ice cream after dinner
Reee
Juan Parker
Maybe you are anorexic and your mother is genuinely trying to help you. Post a picture of yourself to prove you're healthy.
Xavier Phillips
>be 250 lbs >just got done being 300+ lbs >anorexic
kys my sensing dude
Dominic Adams
just buy and cook all your own food
Asher Peterson
You're a grown man. Your emancipation is not her responsibility.
Stop blaming others for being a fatass.
Brody James
This is too complex of an idea for him.
Nicholas Williams
Literally too stupid to speak to.
I'm done here, enjoy your (you)s.
Cameron Johnson
emancipated what? didn't lincoln fix all that a while ago..
Wyatt Lewis
No you couldn't retard. Calories in minus calories out applies to everyone. The difference in metabolism between humans is extremely small, so small that it is irrelevant in the calculation.
Nathan Turner
Fat parents are the fucking worst when trying to lose weight. My dad would get a shit load of desserts home and when i refused to eat from them he would literally throw all of it in the trash in front of me just to make me feel like shit. Hopefully gonna make it but life is gonna suck with his shitty genes in me.
Hunter Roberts
>The difference in metabolism between humans is extremely small, so small that it is irrelevant in the calculation.
Elijah Walker
Tell your therapist whats up and get your mother in there.
Juan Adams
you remind me of my skelly friend who quit the gym after a month of fucking around
Jason Brown
OP we need to see a picture of you to assess whether you actually are anorexic. Naked full body shot needed (underwear is ok).
Jaxson Moore
>eat a cheeseburger and diet coke 5 days a week and lash out for 3 slices of pizza on the weekend >come on Veeky Forums and brag about it
Aaron Ross
Is it actually irrelevant? Got a sawce? I need to smack down some fatty friends.
Dominic Collins
>she schedules an appointment with a therapist for me to cope with anorexia
What's your height and weight? Are you really skinny? Unless you're a 20 BMI or less then that's fucking retarded.
That being said, if you give in and eat the garbage she buys then I have no sympathy for you. It's bullshit your own mother is doing that to you but try and flip it around and see it as a positive. Take it as a challenge and think of how good you'll feel when you resist the urge to eat the donuts and cereal. If your mother confronts you about letting food go to waste then just tell her you didn't ask for any of that poisonous garbage.
Hudson Sanders
8 years
Jackson Gomez
Drink protein with water and make sick gainz. That food sounds dank.
Andrew Turner
this is the most American post I've ever seen kek
Jason Carter
Throw the food out.
Justin Sullivan
They say I look 'sick' and realistically I'm still like 30 pounds overweight (def don't have 30 extra pounds of muscle). Throw that shit in the incinerator.
Joshua Long
Holy shit, dude. There is nothing in the OP that would justify cutting his mother from his life. Chill the fuck out