Best purchase of my life. My stress levels are nonexistent...

its not warm and dosent move

it cant be better

They have warmers you dumbass

This thing looks micro sized; how the fuck am I supposed to fit my 6.5'' girthed dick into it?

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I can think of very few things more psychologically depressing to own as a man...

just the picture in my mind of a man walking to the sink to wash this plastic thing he just came inside of... damn bruh.....

Why should women enjoy dildos and all sorts of toys and men have to have the stigma of enjoying even just one toy. Pussy takes a LOT of work to get and sometimes a brother just wants to nut, stop with this bullshit and let guys have their fun.

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double standard

Because if a woman has a lot of sex then she's seen negatively. Dildos are a necessary defense mechanism against the societal double standard.

>Because if a woman has a lot of sex then she's seen negatively.
Maybe back in the day, but these days it's all about "guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl power" but only when it suits them. We get shafted (no pun/homo intended) with less sex and shame for enjoying masturbation with toys or anything else, they should just call us Generation Blue Balls.

Degeneration Iron.

>dont have own credit card
>get paid cash
how do I get one of these?

kinda ,can't imagine the opening is too similar but there is a kind of bumpy/rough feeling area about half way in, then if you push too far you hit the back wall which never feels nice for me

looks like it would feel right

ignore post, ill get a prepaid card from walgreens

You're looking to spend anywhere from $20 to $80.

Just go to /jp/ they have a General for onaholes

wtf I love weebs now

t-thanks

better than a couple hundred in dates for quality puss

I tried it once but it made my peepee bleed

>he doesn't even own an onahole warmer

I'm on my 12th day of nofap and I haven't a boner all day. Libido is kill
Can't really see why revving it up again would be a smart choice. Masturbation spikes cortisol and prolactin

>tfw my penor is too big for fleshlights and condoms
It sucks being 6.5 girth when you never get laid

They're stretchy as fuck, you could jam a fist in there. Ain't gonna last long if you do, but it's possible.

If you wanna get laid so bad fuck a fatty

The rational side of me says "just do it if you need a piece" but the other side of me wouldn't feel genuine. Pussy excuse I know.

faggot. Veeky Forums is for men who fuck (or at least aspire to) fuck real women with real vaginas.

I read that jerking off to porn is bad for you, but if I use an ona hole + some 3D hentai game then it will pretty much be close enough to fucking an actual girl that the negative effects would be negated right?

lmaoing hard at a beta like you. run along little manlet

>Why should women enjoy dildos and all sorts of toys and men have to have the stigma of enjoying even just one toy

Because women are supposed to be passive and men aren't, you nancy boy. Stop culling your urges so you can be more aggressive. Women should do the exact opposite.

"Double standards" Yuck, fucking feminist men.

I could back in nails with my cock I'm so hard, I need no more aggression 4 dry months has given me plenty but shit sucks when you don't have any game and everywhere you look it's spam/bots/catfish/"pro's"

>real alphas stay in their rooms and fuck pieces of plastic

>>>/mgtow/
>>>/incels/
>>>/ebinbadassclub/

Yeah I can't believe these virgins would want jacking off to feel better lol. It's like, wow, you think you deserve to feel good without paying the toll for a woman's holes? No sweetie it doesn't work like that. Haha, cringe.

Jesus I hope he never reproduces

Please never reply to anybody ever again. You can't handle the responsibility.

>i must show the world how masculine I am by being hyper retarded and aggressive
lol

Wear a condom

Here's a reply, lad. You can go back to watching PUA videos now.

>women are supposed to be passive and men aren't
Exactly. Now lemme smash that fucking onahole while watching the most disgusting porn at the comfort of my home and drink my "protein" after
Fuck you

Is that what you got from the post? Are you mentally challenged? If you're constantly sexually satisfied, you're less likely to go out and get laid. If you aren't satisfied, you want to do something to satisfy. The fact that you would even for one second disagree with this is so fucking retarded I'm almost physically sick.

Criminally underrated

2/10

3/10 troll, got me to reply.

Realistically, what percentage of young Western men are as ostracized as threads like this make them out to be?

It's amazing how hard you're projecting right now. Nobody is PUA. It's simple, if you're cumming at home, you have less urge to get laid. Sorry if this infuriates you, maybe you need to check that temper.

Complete and utter admission that I'm correct. Next time don't get so angry over common sense. Don't get so worked up over obvious statements and you won't humiliate yourself in front of the entire board.

What's the point of wearing a condom? Don't you want it to feel good?

cringe/10

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Lick it clean

underrated post

well it's not every day that you see the worst picture you've ever seen

Almost every guy that doesnt play sports

These are easy to clean, but expensive.

is this one of them japanese puzzle boxes

Does the ice melt?

can i comfortably fit something that's over nine inches long and a bit over 6 inches in girth into it?
And how much does it cost.

Well, having another person to cum in would be better of course, but for many of us, that's simply not realistic (yet?)
Never orgasming is sub-optimal for prostate health, takes a lot of will-power for most people, and wet dreams are annoying
So I want to make myself orgasm, at least once a week
I could jerk my dick once a week in the old-fashioned way, but fucking a fake pussy seems all-round superior :
-no death-grip
-it's an (almost) full body movement instead of just an arm exercise
-slightly better practice for real sex (though obviously the social part is the real challenge, but still)

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>Live in the land of the free, United States
>Feel compelled to justify a single (1) goddamn thing to anonymous people over the Internet

You should be ashamed of yourself. Communism may not be ideal, but it would be optimal to control sheep like you who beg for somebody else to take the reigns.

i think you posted in the wrong thread or at least replied to the wrong post kek

>Best purchase of my life
It's definitely top 10 for me.
I busted so quick the first couple of times using them but now I can last much longer.
When I finally ditch the v-card I'll have my onaholes to thank for not immediately busting.

worse than raw dog, better than condang unless you go ultra thin but those fuckers breaks too often

"should" is the key word. Try to be less moralistic. It will lead to a happier life

Kek. Please make a chad version.

They're amazing, I just wish they were easier to get in my shithole country and that there was a better selection. I only have one toysheart hole and I save it for occasions when I need a really good fap.

>You can get one modeled on pornstars.
so? real pussy is warm, contracts, and feels different with each thrust because of slight angle changes and above combination of things.

this rubber shit can't even compare. i have a few of them and is correct. it doesn't even come close

"doesn't masturbate because he can have sex with real women"

They feel better than getting rejected again

And abstaining from orgasm causes your test to fucking plummet. Can't believe people still fall for the nofap meme.

>feels different with each thrust because of slight angle

Hello virgin

That's why you stroke it with your hand dickweed.

>Exactly. Now lemme smash that fucking onahole while watching the most disgusting porn at the comfort of my home and drink my "protein" after

This has to be one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.

You aren't making a point or anything, you are simply showcasing what a disgusting degenerate you are.

Any of you guys DIY a pocket pussy before? I've tried using both hand towels and plastic bottles stuffed with melamine sponges (they're pretty soft, but you can use any kind of stuffing). The sponge bottle is a lot easier to set up, since you have to get the tightness of the towel wrap just right, but the towel is more comfortable to use, more adjustable, and requires fewer materials.

getting pussy is only valuable when you have nothing better to do
fucking sluts is overrated anyways.
Ever since I started chasing goals in life OTHER than fucking as many random whores as possible, I've been happier.
Busting a nut feels good, but so does hitting a PR, getting a promotion, or creating something amazing.
It's just important to still have some poon-slaying drive in you. Can't completely give up females, pussy's still awesome, but there's so much more out there.
You'd have to be a degenerate with nothing better to do to spend chunks of time trying to fuck somebody you've never even met.

kek

Cleaning it honestly sucks ass. These things are fun for like a week but then after that they become a chore and I just want back to regular fapping.

>You'd have to be a degenerate with nothing better to do
You are better my friend.

I highly recommend these tenga eggs. Better than using hands and a lot easier to clean. If you're an uncircumcised yurocuck tho, just caress the frenulum with your fingers.

Go to the /jp/ in whole general and be enlightened

same as girls then

>easier to clean

I thought these were made for single uses

Small penis means you can't experience it, sorry.

Nice cope

Being told that cumming constantly can satisfy you sexually makes you cringe? Do you have actual down syndrome?

I had an onahole forever then I finally dropped a couple hundred on one of these and I'll never go back

>tfw going back and forth between pussy and asshole every thrust

What the fuck is wrong with you people
Fucking disgusting

>ditch the v-card
Are you working on that?

I will never spend money on things like that, i better spend it on something to get me a girl

This is literally me

Think about what you just asked.