Tinder Shenanigans

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That's just doubly pathetic

Post more conversations like that, this is great.

Matched with a girl I worked with who has been giving me mires. I thought I could finally break my streak of only non-whites. Sad.

She is the one OP.

Link her this thread.

>that retarded comment
>you can have my butt
Post profile pic, no way this isn't some beefed up alpha chad.

Okie dokie

I called her a libshit and she continued talking to me. I truly do not understand women

Some OC from yours truly

Why are you doing this? Are you afraid to truly put yourself on the line, so you say crazy stuff so the rejection isn't real? Do you just swim in pussy to the point you just bully women who want your Veeky Forums body? Whatever it is, keep me updated on your conversations.

Please keep this going and report ITT

chicken butt was cringy af, but the last line got me to kek

I already have this girl on lockdown, so it doesn't really matter what I say to her at this point.

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>more of a reddit person
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>I'm more of a Reddit person myself

kek

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>Are you afraid to truly put yourself on the line, so you say crazy stuff so the rejection isn't real?
What's wrong with that

10/10. What's her deal you can say shit like that. I've noticed people let you say some crazy stuff, (and like it), but I never realized you could push it that far. Moar of this conversation pls.
I'm both amazed and disgusted at this one.

>tfw a girl will never let me eat gummy bears off of her nude body

This is what started the whole convo. I'm pretty sure she's going to tell all my coworkers I'm some crazy stormer but, hey, it's not too far from the truth.

She's a femanon

you must feel like Obi-Wan

Dont reveal your Veeky Forums power level...

here it is world, the cringiest picture that can ever be created. congratulations faggot

I don't think there is necessarily anything wrong with that. I'm not going to tell him how to live.
Think she's having a laugh with you user. You could probably seal the deal if you kept that "ironic" interaction up. My two cents.
Very special.
pic related.

Be the prize to be won

>when people say muscles don't matter

here's some OC

This is a happy thread

>angus

Drumstick blast her

anotha one, she kept responding even after that gif

This is so fucking unfunny, please never post on this website again

How old are you dude? You both text like high schoolers.

Shit boi, all ive learnt is to say crazy shit

>tfw no femanon gf

ABORT ABORT

Last one, daily reminder looks are all that matter and if she wants to fuck you it doesn't matter that much what you say

daily reminder being yourself doesn't work

I like how you keep on going even though everyone thinks you're retarded.
I guess thats why u r pulling chicks left n right

Keep dat shit coming

She's 18, i'm 21

No thanks jealous virgin

oh wait one more

looks are all the matter

Do you have a good face or do muscles go farther with women than I originally thought?

this is comedy gold

What in the world is this boonk gang whole lotta gang shit mean

I dunno user, I get tired after dealing with girls for a while. How do you maintain interest bud. As always, Moar of this.
A+
Boo for half-baked relationship advice.
What a gentleman.

Mmmmmm

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Decent face good muscles, good photos and lighting helps also, I won't actually fuck any of them cause I have severe social anxiety (not kidding it's really bad)

one of my friends told me to say it

During my last smash phase

>not saying "OKAY"

Still kekked profusely though

What the fuck? I mean I know this is Tinder but still.

>this is who I'm competing against
>I give coherent replies
>fuck I must be ugly

Im Alex Jones and you just won 5000 dollars

Most people barely change after leaving high school

Honestly I just treat picking up girls like a game. I like to have fun with it

Friendly reminder that all you need is abs and snapchat

pics of girl. Any ecto can pickup fat chicks by giving them attention.

stop, this is the stupidest thing ive ever seen

>believing in somatotypes

Wtf I hate fit now. Also, no.

You deserve each other.

>somatotypes

0/10 pinnacle of autism

MORE GOD DAMN IT

POst ur insta I want to know what a Veeky Forums vibe is.

I'm about to get back on Bumble but last time I didn't show that I went to college or have a good job on my profile.

I'm curious to see how including it on this next go around will affect my match rate. It'll be like a hypergamy experiment

I-I think I've made it senpai

>me on the right

Laughed out loud

lol that's fake... her pic is of a russian model i follow on instagram

These are the only funny posts. All others please kys.

Post pics breh, I need to find ways to take good tinder pics
Also how tall?

Thats quality
Also, I dont find her attractive, do I just have too high standards?

Black braphog i had matched with. Its really kinda easy.

I think your friend meant "Say a whole lot of gang shit" as in, say stuff that "gangsters" would say.

I don't think he meant literally say "whole lot of gang shit"

*sweating man toweling forehead*

bot

No, she really wasn't. That's why I was ok with jumping strait in and not worrying about those silly things like "tact" or "class."

My go to try hard line. Use with discretion.

>Only post where op gets rejected
Fuck man just cause some ppl made it doesn't mean u need to try and bring them back to ur virgin squat hole

I'm stealing this hardcore my dude

Pretty clean

I don't believe that someone can not be a fan of soup. There are so many different variations that I call absolute bullshit on that.

Could have gone with the:
>I want to get baptised in your pussy juices like Jesus was in the great river of Jordan, and by God the great river will flow!
or something like that.
Yours was funnier though.

I'm looking to start a Kik group for us to share shit like this. Victories, failures, advice, and shit n giggles that happen on tinder. Would anyone be interested?

nice one non

why can't you guy have good bantz ?

How do you do it

I like to get really invested and deep without getting weird and then ghosting them. That's my tip on fucking with people on tinder!

I'm taking that