User, we're out of milk

user, we're out of milk.

take off your top and I'll suck out a glass worth

Whip em out then

I always keep an extra gallon, what did you do with it?

I don't drink milk you slag. What do I look like? Some omnivorous faggot? HEH. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME KID. NOTHING PERSONNEL

y-you too

y-you too...

Fuck off Veeky Forums is a vegan board

y-you too

Honestly I wonder what human milk tastes like. I imagine a buttery taste.

i see 2 jugs of whole milk right there tho babe

Go buy some then.
You know where the milk credit card is.
>have to remind her every single time.

she looks better from up close, that's a good thing...some girls only look good from afar and then they look like potatoes when close

KEK

Fuck off retard

>nose ring

0/10 would not fuck.

Gib me milky mommy

jej

Who the fuck are you? Never mind. Buy me milk.

Not until I suck them titties dry we're not.

are we breaking up? for a white guy? AGAIN? Tay-Tay would never do this...I'll go back to videogames and weebshit, fuck off you white ass trash cunt! peace!

>this

God, it's such a gross fucking trend.

not that guy, but it was pretty funny user

While that negro has never been Taylor Swifts bf, or any negro for that matter, I just looked up her past boyfriends and she has had 16.
SIXTEEN PREVIOUS BOYFRIENDS.
Jesus Christ Taylor Swift is a disgusting slut.

>not that guy
Fuck off retard

I would like to be #17

lul

not that guy, but that's pretty rude.

Why? She's pretty average looking. You're only attracted to her because she's rich and famous.

I do it for the Reich

Here, take a version that doesn't look like garbage.

Tastes like pennies

>fake freckles
she's more machine now than man