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People who do cycles are pussies edition

Is Trest a meme?

Doesnt sound like it, but the estrogen it converts into is extremely strong as well.

Its just kinda expensive, like around $40-$50 a gram from a raw reseller.

You could probably run it as a base instead of test at like 100mg a week.

I'm a fucking leaf so I'm used to ridiculous prices for gear.
I've also found a number of oral ment sources but I know orals are a meme so I don't know what to think of this. I'd prefer injectable ace, 20mg/EOD or so.
As far as the estrogen goes, up the AI dose I guess

>Anadrol, Sdrol, methyltren
>Memes

Anyway, as far as trest goes, apparently the cream is better than the oral for some reason according to some user.

One of the verified chink meme sources also carries Trest Deca - but finished injectable only, they only sell the raw for trest ace.

I'm talking about oral versions of injectables, like oral test and shit. I know var, sdrol etc aren't memes.

We'll see how cucked Canada's customs is, I might be able to import if I'm lucky

Yeah its probably low bioavailability, but not non-existent.

Can you import from the U.S. without issue? Same meme source has them both with domestic U.S. (youd have to use reship or something).

I dont know how it is for Amerifats and Canada.

Yeah I just checked them out

But the Canada meme source just started to stock Trest in July. Time for gainz

Inb4 thread deleted for source talk, sorry guys

I honestly want to try the trest deca as a base now..

You guys are doing it wrong, you need to take estrogen pills to get ripped faster by pretty much doubling the worth of each of your gains. It's like doubling up your pl8s.

SARMs?
I know mk677 is gucci
But what about the rest?

If youre looking to try something new, try s23 while on test.

What about ostarine for the joints?

Tomorrow is my first shot at cruise dosage after a 16 week blast of test e. Gains were great, but I did put on a bit of fat so I'm looking forward to running this cut. Can still see my abs through the fat / bloat though so I'm pretty fired up to see what's under there desu.

Good luck bro, if abs are still visible underneath the fat you'll have a nice suprise waiting for you.
What % are you aiming for?

Can we see some pictures you fucking cheaters

PM'd you the pics ;)

Thanks man! I'm probably sitting at 15-16% right now based on my gymbro's estimates. I'd like to hit 10 - 12% just for kicks. Going to cut the carbs right down, get back on IF, and up the cardio. I shed weight pretty quick so hopefully the muscle sparing effects of 150 mg / wk are enough. You cruise with mast too, right? What's the benefit of that over straight test?

do you m8s use anything for joint pain?

>tfw would rather inject chemicals than go to physio

Can i add some orals in the middle of my cycle to get some strength gains?

Mast during cruise is purely cosmetic. Makes you look just a bit more defined and leaner.
Helps me staying motivated, makes me want to hit the weights harder.

Deca is comfy for joints.

It healed up my issues at 50mg ED while on test quickly (as in they didnt come back after that), if you only want something for healing ostarine is really good shit. If you want something for muscle building then its pretty low tier.

ye was thinking about deca, but caber is fucking expensive here in kangaroo land

You shouldn't need it at all at doses like 200mg for simple joint relief.

I'll order a few vials then
I just want to be able to squat without sand under my patella

Good luck, hope it works for you.

starting prescribed trt today, tips?

Take dbol or anadrol with it for 6 weeks and bulk hard

>tfw want to kill someone if I have to eat chicken again
>bored of beef and pork as well
>tfw literally just eating egg+bacon sandwich spreads straight up with no carbs (200cal 18g protein per 100grams)
>not interested in all types of side dishes/carbs, outside of savoury pies and quiches, which are a nono.

life sucks.

Hm really eh, I may have to toss that in. Thanks for the info bruv. How's the tren train?

won't trt give me massive gainz alone? I don't want liver cancer.

If your levels are significantly higher than natty it should of course help with gains.

Extended cruise by 2 weeks till my bp is okay again.
Slacking on cardio lately, want to have to that in order again before I hit the Tren.

Also with the moving between places my diet is not what it should be.

By definition TRT is supposed to bring you to natural levels of T so that you feel normal. It depends on what your dosage is, but since you're on trt in the first place then yes you'll notice pretty good gains compared to your old gains

What was your bp? And what is your target bp before blasting?

What compounds were you blasting?

Curious here

is there a way to get the feelgood gains like extra confidence quickly on a cycle?

im on a fucking cycle and im very unhappy with the gains so i assume trt doses will do jack shit

What are you running, how long have you been running it? What's your training program? Stats?

Alcohol

tommorow morning my free test results should be online and i will find out if i should kill myself on the spot or bit later

alcohol will increase the bio-availability of the testeosterone right?!

where do you get your bloods at?
and dont kys

>where do you get your bloods at?
local private lab

>and dont kys
it depends on the result but there is no other way really

140/90 range right now, want to be at 120/80 range at the very least.
It never got past this, I used to have low blood pressure (as low as 70/40) so this is a good fix for me.

750mg Test, 400mg Deca, 400mg Mast was the blast.
1.5 ish weeks into cruise now at 250mg Test and 200mg Mast. (Not a real cruise I know, its bridge for the tren).

>it depends on the result but there is no other way really
wat

Man if you got up to high bp without tren get ready for a shitshow

i might kill myself right away or do it bit later but it depends on test results. Either way comitting kys is the only option in my situation.

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Do your cardio
Also coq10

R-right

Already upping my cardio game.
Also the stress from moving/work.

Also 140/90 isnt that high yet and the full test and deca is still leaving the system

Seriously take coq10 like Jerry is stating. You can also take ubiqonol which is more effective because it's the pure form of coq10. It's also good for heart health. Just look it up, there are plenty of studies. Buy that shit at bodyenfitshop, it's cheap af.

When i used test prop it did wonders for me.

400-500mg masteron with test.

killing yourself is stupid as fuck and a shit meme. if you ever even get close to death you would understand that there are beautiful and very important things in life

how soon would that kick in?

I maxed out like 123-128/80-85 on test E 700mg, and adrol.

Dbol with low test though put me over 150/90 quickly ree. That was only 20-30mg too.

You're worried your free test is going to be low so your solution if it is to an hero? Bro, you realize you're in the steroids general, correct? Literally stick a needle in your ass and stop this faggotry.

>What is liver damage

Yes, primarily strength?

How do i need to wait after my first cycle to do another one? At least same amount of weeks that was on gear?
Inb4 making breaks of juice

As soon as the first little drop leaves you syringe.

time on time off is what's commonly advised, but a lot of guys don't make it that long.

No more than running orals at any other point in the cycle, but yes liver toxicity is definitely a concern.

I never ever knew it was a legal thing.
I feel retarted now and will look into it.

Thanks man.

Thank you as well Jerry

You could check bloods when they are fine, jump back on.

Or you could just cruise, check BP and bloods, jump back on if its fine.

I literally sitcked needle in my ass but the story is much more complicated. I've got wall of text prepared to copy and paste here because i need help but i can't paste it until i get my blood work results.

>never ever knew it was a legal thing
>injects horse hormones

It lowered my diastolic by 10 points alone when I first got compartment syndrome.
Also look into niacin, baby asprin, and bleeding yourself

Will look into niacin and the aspirin.

Already bleed myself.

I honestly thought it was another substance and I don't want to add even more shit to my body.

can shit like nolva/tamoxifen reduce the effects of gyno caused by adolescence, years later?

Could try blasting it out with Letro but I wouldn't hope for it.

Will second CoQ10 is a godsend.

At this point you're just attention-whoring, so don't forget the toaster on the bathtub ledge, and stream it on Twitch for max irony.

I've heard of guys using lethro to nuke it, but its a harsh compound - probably better to get the surgery so it doesn't come back the second you aromatize making it all a waste of time & feeling like shit for absolutely no reason

How does 'she' get away with it?

im just blogposting here because i have nothing else to do

>im just blogposting here because i have nothing else to do
Same man, same.

What's up everybody, sitting here crying in a Denny's bathroom after my wife left me. What's the best cycle to run if I wanna fucking die

What happened?

Tren until your heart gives out.
(But please don't you're alright)

I was jk my man, I don't even have a gf or a wife. I was just hoping it sounded pathetic enough to get some laffs.

I mean I do wanna die but not until I fuck some more sloots and get joocy as fuark.

>but not until I fuck some more sloots and get joocy as fuark.
Jerry has done these and still decided Azusa is superior.

Just go for the daki

For me 100mg of tren a and 20mg of Sdrol a day.
I've never experienced this sort of euphoric mental state before.

If you are weak willed or an angry person then maybe mast and dbol.

just found out that i'm infertile

fml

Good, now you can nut in sloots without worrying about child support

Jelly.

I had to pay for it

Man that's a conflicting feel. I'm sorry dude.

Where are UK friends getting their ephedrine

I'm actually gutted by the news, it's not like the count is a 0.0, it's just really low. I had cancer and had a nut removed, but no chemotherapy or radiation, so I thought my fertility was going to be fine. I just got married and even though I'm not worried about kids now, I would've at least liked to know that my body hasn't fucked me over in choosing whether or not to have kids down the road.

thinking that I should just HCG my subfertile single testicle until I can get enough for IVF eventually.

Buy ephedrine dot co dot uk

>buyephedrine.co.uk’s server DNS address could not be found.

Must be down, shame

>I just got married
Lol stopped reading

rip

> it's not like the count is a 0.0, it's just really low.

>just
it's been 4 years, but yeah, time to leave humanity behind and find a 2D waifu
with TRT? probably not. I'm banking my shitty sperm and holding out on having my testicle cloned in china in the next 10 years.

Do you get brain gains too

cycle dat der piracetam + semax + p21 with your tren and test

Aw man. Well good luck dude. I mean I don't want kids right now either but I understand that it's nice to have the option if you want it.

Let's hope those chinks get good at making synthetic ball gains a thing

I should have been more specific.

I'm going to see a doctor who, I've been told, will write a prescription for test and then regularly take blood work to monitor everything.

I'm just dipping my feet in. So will there be brain gains with only test?

Anyone here have experience with test susp? Was gonna do dbol or oxys for first 4 weeks of babbys first 500mg test e a week 16 week cycle until test e kicked in but was wondering whether i could inject test susp every day maybe even twice a day for first few weeks. Probs will end up just using dbol cos cheaper ajd less pinning but am curious.

if you're low test, allegedly? although, I heard neuroendocrine specialists say that testosterone is damaging to prefrontal cortex and makes you stupid.

No source talk? Wow... Veeky Forums had become so pussified. Not that i need sources, but holy shit what a bunch of cucks the current admins must be.

do you guys think elon musk is on test, he like went bald in his 20s during paypal

>damaging to prefrontal cortex

Everything in life is a fucking tradeoff

> testosterone is damaging to prefrontal cortex and makes you stupid.
Hey fucker, I was a dumbass before I started this stuff so you can ZIP IT