How big do my muscles need to be so I can get immediately noticed by qts in nightclubs as soon as I walk in?

18" penis here, let me tell you it's not all sunshine and roses.

My entire torso is a penis guy checking in.

My wife has never gotten an orgasm.

I have a detachable penis with its own portable blood supply and it's the size of a monument... let me tell you now your cuddle game better be top notch.

My penis perfectly fits into my girlfriends vagina, hitting all walls AND her G-spot simultaneously and I can fuck for 7 hours at a time without cumming.

She still only cums with oral.
>government pays docs to remove gspot from women at birth since 2004 so we are forced into oral making us believe that our dicks are obsolete

T.beta

If you are kind of fit and a have a 7/10 facr, you have a chance with her

I have seen average looking guys with good looking girls and the guys arent even rich

>birth since 2004
so you fuck a lot of

My penis is 6 inches long at most and I pretty much never fail to make girls orgasm from penetration. They always seem a bit shocked and some of them have told me they have never experienced that before. No idea what I'm doing but it works haha

My cock is literally a bed frame, these anons are right. Use that tongue.

All you need is to be 6'3

my autism is too strong, and ex-obese fat fuck so you know skin problem

Like hanging skin and shit?

her ass looks fake af.

yeah and stretchmarks

Just get fit, a surgery and say they're scars from Iraq or something

How bad is it?

Maybe someone here can help me out. I've almost had sex on five separate occasions but was too nervous to get it up every single time... It's seriously fucking humiliating to be with a solid 6-7/10 and not be able to get hard, even after 15 minutes of her helping. I don't have a problem getting it up when I'm alone, don't watch porn and jerk off once a day. help me pls

it's just nerves.

it's becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy at this point.

relax and stop putting so much pressure on yourself.

You got unresolved youth trauma's
You need to fuck your own Mother

ur gay

Thinking too much

I don't start getting nervous until ~3 minutes of her waiting for me to get hard. Then the anxiety sets in and it gets much worse.
figured
desu I've tried fucking a guy before but ran into the same issue

Nigga just be confident and funny.

T. Bear mode 6'4" 245lbs

Yes, I can help you. We often think our bodies are "us". This isn't true. Our bodies are self sustaining vehicles in which we are passengers with minimal control. Our hearts beat without us telling them to, we breathe while asleep, our white blood cells track down, chase, kill, and remove foreign bacteria all without us knowing or interfering.

I'm telling you all this so you understand this next part: Your body is polite enough to the human race to admit it doesn't need to spread it's inferior genetic code to future generations.

>"Then why doesn't it just stop making sperm so I can still enjoy sex but not get anyone pregnant?"
Probably for a similar reason why we have many inefficient things with our bodies. Our bodies aren't perfect and make mistakes.

I hope this helped :^)

Inhibitions too high, thinking too much. Drink more alcohol.

Dry humping my man

>16m instagram followers

haha bro jus be urself and hit the gym

how many levels of cope are you on? Jesus christ. Just acknowledge that if you don't have a genetically good face there are females in this world you will simply NEVER fuck

Veeky Forums help

For the past three times I've been unable to cum. My dick stays hard for like 2 hours straight but I cant come even close to busting a fat one.

All girls I've been with feel really bad about if afterwards and think that something is wrong with them

Wat do??

also, when I had a gf I didn't have this problem it only became relevant when I started doing one night stands

Dude, you should go outside and socialize.

Lmao go outside. Girls like that go home with average guys all the time. Personality counts for something. Guys dropping cash and drugs to show off comes off as creepier than you think it does a lot of the time.

Another pillar of sucess is charisma. If you are a very well connected, kinda popular person who has a strong base of friends and peer groups you have good chances as well. Bitches love to be with "famous" persons.

Send her to me boi I'll hit the spots that you apparently keep missing.

shut up retard

your ex put a spell on you mate.

Close your eyes and concentrate on sex you've had previously, or a good porn vid or something. You have to stop thinking about whether or not your penis is getting hard or it won't ever get hard.

Honest question, do you watch a lot of porn?

Its nerves/anxiety. I have the same issue.

Take viagra. Its easy to get.

Even if you don't need it, having taken one gives you a whole other level of assurance and confidence.

I have 100mg in my wallet in case I ever fuck. Take it like a half hour beforehand (so when you're on your way back or something) and 100mg lasts fucking ages 100mg is overkill, like, really overkill, but knowing that its overkill, combined with the fact it is, just gives me even more confidence in my performance abilities.

It doesn't force erections, but if you're sexually aroused it makes getting and maintaining them MUCH easier.

Its odd, I'm sure the mental effects vastly outweigh the actual, physical effects for me.

Wait, u dont? Who the fuck u liftin since everyone at 13+ know big muscles dont mean strength

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V I A G R A
C I A L I S

I'm impressed by how autistic people on this thread are.

Pic related is me and my ex gf who was a fashion week model. Do you notice anything?

Sorry you have to rotate it. I posted that directly from my phone since the picture was only there.

ThisJust find a girl who's willing to take it slow. You just need to relax, and wait for the nerves to pass. It might take a few tries. Just find someone who's alright with cuddles and maybe sex.

jesus man your nipples are unbelievably pink, you must of been spoon fed heaps of estrogen as a child

Now that in thinking about its possible.
I used to eat a lot of canned prepared food and microwaved that.
Used to eat that daily all my life and still now

THIS
20mg cialis + 100mg proviron :^) enjoy

WRONG if you arent CHAD you will NEVER fuck a woman

Jesus.. watching all these kids on youtube makes me feel out of touch.

This. You don't need muscles.
See the picture I posted, I was an average guy with an average body and she was a model

Not him, but how do I break curses that girls put on me.
I'm almost certain I've been cursed by two different girls and it's one of the reasons I'm still a virgin at 24.
Do I do it the old fashioned way where I cut their heads off and toss them into a fire?

This wtf.

Where the fuck do you get it

I read somewhere that I had better jack off a few hours before losing my virginity so that I last longer so I did. Ended up trying to noodle stab a bitch for an hour with no results. Years later I finally got up the courage to try again, with the same result. Only the third time when I decided not to jack off before hand did I actually get hard enough to fug. Came pretty quick but was hard again in a few minutes. No clue why this is, but jacking off completely kills my boners, so I was actually causing the problem and missed out on years of pussy.

Are u from Australia?

just be confident

Do they not have online pharmacies in the US?

>uk
>go online to superdrug site
>blah blah blah i can never fucking get it up sell me drugs
>get online prescription
>buy viagra and viagra related accessories

No? Nigga you can't even buy OTC drugs without ID here

>going to clubs

Cant imagine anything more beta

ur a fukin jew

Aw shit nigga I'm sorry to hear.

I thought it would have been easier in the US. I mean you can buy Melatonin in random shops.

I can only reccomend going to the doctor's and trying to get a prescription that way.

Where do you pick up your women then? The gym?

Nigga can you read?

Are you serious? People go to clubs to get laid and you think that's beta?

>not having friends and going to parties for social gains

sorry your life a shit, user

not him but I move around alot, most people I meet are complete nerds, so other than dating sites/apps, theres' not much choice.

Basically this>needing to go to modern opium dens to pick up drugged up low IQ thots
Lmao

>replying to someone linking a direct reply
You're retarded aren't you?

t. incel club rat

Incel? What is that, a word that Redditors use?

damn leggings smell like tuna by the end of the night

This is all true if we're just talking about a some random nothing club bitch. But Sommerray. She's an instagram fame whore who has 16m dudes blowing her ego out of planet earth. The only way you fuck her is if you're an Arab with a lot of oil money flying her to dubai.

Belgium

No

Truest thing ive read in a long time

its because you've seen too many unnatural big asses, this is a real one

This. These thots are waaaay too egotistic, you don't think their dms are filled with 1000s of guys who are better than you?

Stop watching porn and jerking off so much and it'll work just fine

Clubs are literally the gathering of the worst.

They are either druggies, huge sluts and golddiggers or girls who come to make their instagram more fun.

I have been once with my mates in club, everything was k, spotted some girls coming around me and "dance", nothing special, 7/10.

Then at the same place, few months later I had a bday party, we got ourselves a "VIP table", bottles on table and suprise in just an hour girls were swarming around me, literally model tiers sitting near me.
>blondie with super long legs(she is like 5?10 and wearing heels, I am 5*10), 10/10 face and nice tits comes around me

>girls asks me do I got to school or what, standard chit chat

>I tell her I am in engineering

>she asks what kind of?

>I realised she is boring af, so I started talking about indepth of my module(Automatization) and said some corny joke in order to make her go away

>she keeps noding her head, "oh yeaah", "wow thats so cool" and she is dying of laugh on my joke

Nigga plz, get away from my $$, I just cant be around that fake-ness, not to mention most of the people pretend they are actually rich, wearing fancy stuff and generally acting like douches meanwhile they are mostly pooros whos high life is to show off in club.

haha xD

Who is this random slut in grandad waistline leggings and why should I care?

Fucked til she cums/you get bored. If she asks about you not cumming tell her "I didn't want to cum, I just wanted to fuck you." Next time you she'll work extra hard for your load. Repeat until you cum or you get dumped.

stop jerking off you fucking autist, also use Zinc, daily dosage, or in your case make it triple for 10 days until you get your shit straight then go for daily dosage, and never stop taking it, seems like you need it.
or, you can take the pusy way out, and take viagra. anything is better than limp dick.

Become a bouncer. You get to see every qt on their way in the club and before they leave. If you're not hideous or cripplingly autistic you should be able to bang 7/10's weekly

Where the fuck you from, friendo?

What's so special about her? From that webm all I can see is she has a decent figure, nice face/ass and dresses like a whore. Is that really enough to make someone think their shit doesn't stink?

>Nigga plz, get away from my $$, I just cant be around that fake-ness, not to mention most of the people pretend they are actually rich, wearing fancy stuff and generally acting like douches meanwhile they are mostly pooros whos high life is to show off in club.

max autismo

Look up death grip. When you jack off you are probably gripping too tight my man. I had the same problem the first time I attempted sex. Also, if it gets too bad, stop jerking off entirely.

What do engineers use as Contraception?
Their personalities.

Sorry man, you'll just have to remain a virgin.

Most women can't take it slow these days, it's boring to them.

If and when they want dick you MUST provide, and failure to do so permanently brands you as a genetic dead-end in their subconscious.

And as we know, no matter how hard we try, that first impression counts more than we'd like it to.

>t. 28kv because Viagra/etc. are prescription only where I live, in a small town of only 30k people of which two-thirds are either old or children, and having tried for the past two years to get any action, as a result has now been socially branded as "That desperate dude" and approaching women is not just met with civil declining, but outright "Ew, ech..." *turns full body away and continues talk to gurlfriends whilst group Chad gives you the AMOG treatment*.
>Two more years then I won't have to worry anymore senpai.

But all of that is true

Take viagra and stop being such a despicable example of a human