Boogie's surgery is in THIRTY MINUTES

Will he make it?

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cant wait for him to smugly BTFO all you haters when he finally loses his weight. this place makes me sick.

He may lose weight, but I don't think it will fix his mind.

These dubs may hold true.

Yes he will

He'll make it through the surgery but he'll seriously injure himself by overeating within six months

I would like Boogie to make a full recovery and reach a normal, healthy weight, but it's never going to happen

>docs wheel him in the OR
>open him up
>see that his liver is still oversized because he hasn't followed the preop diet
>close him up
>wheel him out

And tomorrow we'll be hearing all about how they couldnt go ahead with the surgery for "safety reasons"

He lost the way long time ago.

If consecutive repeating digits boogie slips slowly down, peacefully away in a beautiful aeneathesia-induced blackness and never returns.

Boogie isn't going to make it.

If dubs he survies surgery but stays fat as fuck
If trips you pay for his suction

I hope he fucking dies

>THIS

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rerolling, we were close

Posting in epic bread if he dies lol

he actually deserves to die the Mountain Dew Doritos blending fuck

We did it. No Mountain Dew tears now, only Doritos dreams.

welp

Ding ding ding!

>double repeating
>he will die, then come back for 3 days and die again

After that he loses weight, his testosterone rises and start showing right wing ideals. Place your bets

THIS IS OFFICIALLY A /BOOGIE SURGERY GENERAL/ THREAD. LET'S KEEP IT ALIVE UNTIL AFTER THE SURGERY

dub n boodie die!

most likely this.

but i've got a feeling he dies

>tfw the thread will survive longer than Boogie

>will he make it

No the docs will make it

F

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Boogie more more Boodead!!!! xD

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Didnt he try to lose weight at one point?

> LET'S KEEP IT ALIVE UNTIL AFTER THE SURGERY

And then it dies like he will?

I really hope he'll make it. That will send a good message that obesity can be beaten, even if the way is kinda bad I guess.

Still it's better than bullying.

>yfw this thread lives longer than Boogie

he's been """"""""""""trying""""""""""""""" for a decade now

let's hope

No, this man has ever attempted weight loss in any meaningful way. His solution is to pat a doctor to wrap an industrial rubber band around his stomach in the hopes that the extreme physical discomfort of his usual gullet-shoveling will be so completely overwhelming that he will stop pouring mayonnaise and tater-tots down his maw for long enough to rediscover what his penis looks like before he expires.

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B...b...ut ABUSE PREVENTS ME FROM LOSING WEIGHT. I WAS ABUSED.

RIP booger

He's going to die lol.

Honestly, he's a pretty kind guy. I think I'm the minority when I say I'd like for him to have a turnaround. Maybe I'm being too soft on him.

Doubles, doubles, mayo and lard
Big fat Boogie is such a tard
His big fat heart will burst so hard
While he sits in the OR

Triples, triples, pepperoni nipples
Cut him open and sew him shut
Boogie's liver, so big it ripples
Shoulda dieted, you big fat nut

I think this is probably the first time I've sincerely wished for someone to die that wasn't like a terrorist or rapist or something. Not even because I really hate boogie that much, I just think it would be lulzy as fuck

>THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

Where do I find purple bell pepper?

good work, user

Goodnight sweet prince.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED

WELL

THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN

TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH IN DEBT
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA

YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH

HEY NOW

YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED

HEY NOW

YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE

IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD

Do you reckon he ate before the surgery?

He probably mustered up what little willpower he had given that his life is on the line

This, boogie is dense as hell but I don't think he'd risk his life over a tart.

>post yfw boogie actually becomes a chad after the surgery

>I don't think he'd risk his life over a tart.
that's literally what he's been doing his whole life though, exchanging years for food

This is full stop though.
What surgery is he getting? He's gonna be the king of excess skin if anything.

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You'd be surprised how many people ignore the nil-by-mouth instruction, especially if the surgeons don't make it clear that if you eat you stand a decent chance of choking under anaesthetic

Can someone TL;DR me on what GB surgery is?

>What surgery is he getting?
gastric bypass aka lack of will - the surgery

As far as I know they put a ring around your stomach so you can't eat as much/feel full quickly

it makes your stomach very small so you literally can't eat much or you will die

He really is gonna die then.
I figured that was the one.

Why do retards keep posting this?

>Do you reckon he ate before the surgery?

This comment proves you're retarded

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here we go motha fuckers