So I'm a petite fem gay guy who dresses up as a girl solely for clubbing and sex so it's not beneficial for me to become more muscular. However I still want to benefit from exercise for health reasons.
I'm okay with becoming more lean as long as I don't gain visible muscle mass. What sort of exercise would you recommend for me? I dislike running but already bike a lot so I'm looking for something more stationary, stuff I could incorporate in my daily routine at home...
>is dance a good idea? haha dance? what are you gay bro? lol
Nathaniel Robinson
You're not going to make it
Nicholas Parker
You could have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Isaiah Martin
yes
but im happy with myself already
come on guys I was expecting a few non serious replies but was also hoping you could actually help me out a bit
Aiden Edwards
Pics?
Brody Collins
We are serious. Take some t
Benjamin Ross
ep1c baitt
Dominic Hughes
Dancing or any other form of cardio (rowing, or stepping) would be fine. You could even do glute exersises ass all the girls these days do, like hip thrusters for a booty. Dont do squats though, since your quads will grow fast and you dont want that i guess. If you dont want that brazillian ass, only do cardio.
Justin Williams
fasting. uhh for health not to become a skinny sissy trap
Matthew Lopez
aren't there like 5 other boards for this exact flavor of attention whoring?
Ryder Anderson
Why? I feel fine physically and mentally. All I wanted were suggestions on physical activities I could do to stay healthy without affecting my body in ways I don't want to
>inb4 you're not healthy you're mentally ill blah blah
except it isn't
David Cox
Personal trainer (with license) here. To properly judge your case, I will need the following:
1. Picture of your gluteus maximus and hamstrings (usually referred to as your butt) to evaluate the current development of your posterior chain 2. Picture of your chest to evaluate upper body development
All while dressed up of course, because otherwise I wouldn't see how your physique can be improved or rather suited towards your goals. Hope that makes sense.
Regards, certified Professional ™ Personal Fitness Expert
Luke Moore
yoga and pilates
also LONDON bby
Kayden Jones
You could train your core and legs. Maybe stuff like planks, back hyperextensions/reverse hypers, bulgarian split squats, donkey kicks and whatnot for glutes.
Rowing could be nice too if you want to do more cardio.
Skipping rope could also be an option if you learn to do it properly.
Yoga or some sort of stretching routine could also be a good idea.
Lifting heavy is probably not what you want so in your case I would do stuff for health, mobility and such. Also, everybody likes a good butt.
Daniel Johnson
>training to be a better slampiece for homosexuals forgive me for using the buzzword, but if that isn't the pinnacle of degeneracy i don't know what is.
Nolan Stewart
here is some good advice for you, nicely summed up by jamie from twinkfaggot.com
Just do some cardio, yoga/pilates, and some lightweight lifts to tone up a bit and that's probably all you would need.
If anything your diet is probably more important than your exercises but that wasn't the question
Samuel Adams
Thanks. I'm assuming people here don't have any suggestions on which type of dancing to look into?
Maybe I'm uneducated but I feel like yoga is a bit too slow paced to have physical health benefits besides just making you more flexible? How wrong am I?
>training to be a better slampiece for homosexuals Actually I'm the one doing the slamming most of the time and the guys have sex with don't really identify as homosexual :^)
Yeah I have my diet sorted out already.
Owen Campbell
How is that different from the rest of us training to evade wizard status?
Eli Hall
I had a lot of fun doing salsa as the teacher also watched our posture and the little movements. You will also learn to move sexily in general. (Not implying you do not but salsa seems to be on a different level when I watch experienced salsa dancers whether leader or follower).
Austin Diaz
How about something you could practice by yourself?
Tyler Ortiz
Make sure to do something you enjoy doing. Motivation is what you have now, but discipline is something you need to relay on to stay consistant. If you pick a sport form you hate, itll be a lot harder to keep at it.
Connor Wood
Where are you from OP?
a-asking for a friend
Owen Allen
>What sort of exercise would you recommend for me? play tennis
Tyler Richardson
Distinct lack of faggotry
Jordan Gomez
Your options are: 1) More cardio 2) Lightweight, high volume for tone
i'd probably just run more if you're worried about gaining muscle. Don't be a faggot and deal with it for the first two weeks, you'll start liking it after that. With a good diet, you should get the "tone" it sounds like you want.
Chase Murphy
>lack of faggotry >on Veeky Forums you're hilarious
Jonathan Collins
>So I'm a petite fem gay guy who dresses up as a girl solely for clubbing and sex so it's not beneficial for me to become more muscular. However I still want to benefit from exercise for health reasons. off yourself asap
Ian James
>tfw no cute girl(male) with a cute feminine penis to play with Why the fuck am I so attracted to dickgirls Veeky Forums? This feels gay af
Jose Williams
>tone
kill yourself
Liam Price
This. I got hard just from reading Op.
Adam Wood
In this case yes, but not in the case of real women. They should always try to make the best of their genes to pass on greater.
What's the best way to meet a trans that's not ashamed of her dick? All the passable ones I meet don't even want me to see it. If I wanted a vagina I just go for regular girls which are much hotter anyway.
Connor Morales
Neck Pulldowns with the rope attachment
Hunter Turner
I would recommend that trap infographics workout plan. Dont have it handy, but its mostly just lower body stuff and running. Also if thats you in the pic please be in michigan
Jeremiah Howard
Tree neck hang-downs x 1
Ayden Perez
Do whatever, just don't eat at a surplus or expect to make progress that quickly.
Dominic Taylor
Don't bulk. Eat less than 1g protein per lean body mass. Do cardio.
How fucking hard was that.
Blake Allen
I'm not an expert either, since I have only done hatha yoga, but the way I see it, is that being more flexible allows you to be stronger in a larger range of motion when it comes to lifting at least.
It should improve life quality in general when you move better. Being flexible will help you in almost anything you decide to do later on regarding fitness/sports/whatever.
That's my opinion on it anyway.
Also, as far as I know, there are multiple types of yoga, e.g. hatha which I did and then hot yoga which I have only heard of. But as I said I'm not an expert on it so try to look something up if it sounds good to you.
Jordan Peterson
is it the high concentration of testosterone that attracts traps to Veeky Forums?
Nolan Evans
>tfw you knew that was a dude just by looking
How the fuck can I always tell?
John Price
the real question is, would you fuck it?
Lincoln Jackson
please be in paris
Christian Jackson
Are you the scooby guy everyone talks about
Brayden Reed
You aren't healthy or comfortable with yourself, you're on Veeky Forums
Liam Nelson
>but im happy with myself already this is the sort of mentality that turned you into a fag
Ryder Ross
Lucky for you I still have this since I have yet to find the sauce for that top-left trap manga.
Tyler Sanders
the secret devil chan...faggot
Jason Baker
...
Daniel Harris
Oh shieet I completely forgot that piece of hmanga
Was sooooo good, no homo
Joseph Bennett
Take test and fuck women.
William Foster
Quack quack, faggot
Jace Brooks
what's the name of it
Cameron Myers
can you not read. Google The secret devil chan or Himitsu no akuma chan
Jaxon Ward
show me your boi pussy
Jayden Lopez
>strawpoll.com/h41k3kg8 Just fyi, the 53% that voted yes are either straight or gay and ok with their sexuality, and the rest are closet homos. Liking traps IS gay, this strawpoll is nothing but a litmus test to find out how many Veeky Forumsizens are in denial
