Get massive unbreakable boner while doing minor things like holding hands or hugging a cute girl

>get massive unbreakable boner while doing minor things like holding hands or hugging a cute girl
>cant get it up when we get into the bedroom with said girl

Kill me.

I've never had sex so I can't comment on the second part but I get the same way with hand holding and hugging too.

you might be gay

its in your head user don't think about it just think about pounding that sweet pussy.

youve probably been watching too much porn

Easy senpai. You're probably a cerebral dude. You're not cut out to hump like a dog in the street. Find the right girl, ease into it, and it'll work out.
Tl;dr right girl

Try easing off the porn like said

I have the same problem lately OP, with at least the past three women I was with. I haven't really been able to maintain an erection during coitus but foreplay or just pdas make me rock hard.

dont listen to this faggot, just stop watching porn because it gets you in your head and forces your imagination to work instead of your sexual instincts
if its really causing this bad a problem for you, ED is probably not too far away, do nofap

I get semi when talking to any 5+ wymnz.

I can't drive in my truck without getting an erection so stiff it kinda hurts but it takes a few minutes for my girl to work it up in the bedroom. Glad to see I'm not alone.

My best advice is to not care what she thinks. Really just objectify her and think about what you want to do to her. Sex is primal and your bonerkill is your human frontal lobe trying to cockblock with feelings and logic while your amygdala just wants to fucckkk. It'll make you both happier.

Not exactly this but it's weird. I was a virgin until a few days ago but basically
>flirting gives me a chubby
>holding hands gives me the most raging boner
>kissing makes me hard too but not the massive feeling I get from first holding hands with the qt
>when we had sex I was hard, not soft at all but..
>it wasn't a "full" hard if you catch my drifr
>didn't have the last bit of stiffness

Also sex related. I don't think I have death grip but death speed
>fucking her, slow does nothing for me
>speed up and get the feeling of masturbating, where if I keep it up I'll cum but not as much and I couldn't keep it up anyway
>only cum after tensing pelvic region


Really though lads holding hands gives me the biggest Damn boners

I had the same problem for years.

Just don't watch porn or jack off and it will sort itself out.

Well, at least you it seems like you could last a while. I have a boner all the fucking time. Every time I have sex with my gf, I have to spend an hour standing up, because if I lay on my back and have her on top I cum insta buckets. Sucks cause cowgirl is my favorite position, and to last a while I have to drink the RIGHT amount of alcohol. Too little and I cum too fast, too much and i'm limp dick and might as well just be patting her cheeks with it.

It only happens to me during hugs if the girl is really hot, has big tits, or is wearing a minimal amount of clothing. I have only had the experience of hand holding once when a girl was non-romantically helping me learn how to roller skate, and I had to bring my hips all the way back like I was about to thrust, just to hide my boner. I hope she didn't realize what I was doing and thought I just didn't know what I was doing on skates.

The penis knows best user. Green text story time.
>first highschool gf is church-going small town gal.
>gather hands at end of service.
>raging raging-boner dot jpeg
>got to 2nd base once
>but anytime we kissed I was RAGING HARD
>blueballs.PNG
>annoying but she was so fertile it got me going

>fast forward to college

>be german and somewhat liberal in my freshman year.
>meet cute german-american girl who speaks german
>think she is perfect
>sucks my dick multiple times but won't have sex
>sexy time comes can't get hard
>3 months later happens again(we live an hour apart) can't get hard and she begs
>realize dick knows all
>why?
>turns out she is a brainwashed feminazi after she was indoctrinated after only 1 year of college.
>and she didn't squat

Cause you're nervous. More time/experience and you'll be fine

Why are people morons just make her suck your dick easy peasy

Also get a hotter bitch if you can't keep it up

Performance anxiety is common. You have to pitch the situation as a challenge for your lady. Playfully say, "I'm not sure why he's not interested, you must be doing it wrong. Maybe he needs some convincing... see what you can do."

Good advise

this, if you cant get it up, reevaluate who your fucking and why your fucking them. you will realize you are a scumbag piece of shit someday

When I had my only date at 16 the girl lifted the armrest and snuggled really close to me rubbing my leg. I came in my pants. I don't think she knew but I haven't touched a girl since.

How much cum?

My usual load probably a couple teaspoons. Felt great tbqh I'm thinking about just using strippers as a means to cum for 30 dollars

>performance anxiety
>expecting him to recite a half-witted, cringe response from a malaysian hentai board

You can't be serious

>"I'm not sure why he's not interested, you must be doing it wrong. Maybe he needs some convincing... see what you can do."
i hope this was intended as some sort of sabotage

u wot m8

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Holding hands is way more intimate than having sex Tbh

I read the first half was gonna comment 'hey atleast you can get get it up' then read second - NVM.

stop watching porn

/thread faggot

holy fucking shit i would do literally (and i mean LITERALLY anything) to eat that girls pussy (assuming shes of legal age)

SAME THING HAPPENS TO ME

ME AND MY GF HAVE TRIED SEVERAL TIMES NOW

WHY IS MY OWN DICK KEKING ME

I RUB IT FOR HOURS, I GET HER TO SUCK MY DICK, RUB AGAINST IT AND NOTHING

AND ONCE IT DOES GET HARD, IT GOES BACK DOWN RIGHT AWAY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

stop watching porn faggot

/thread

Same thing here, boner when this girl I really liked snuggled up to me or when we held hands, but on the other side I'm still a virgin who thinks he's bi or worse so it was pretty confusing why I got the boner.

Drink 2 or 3 shots of whisky to relax a bit (no more) and take half of a Kamagra or Viagra pill

Stop drinking.

Try drinking

I'm the same.

You can thank year of porn, fapping, unhealthy habits, falling semen level, probably falling test levels over the past few decades.

I went to my doctor and got a prescription for viagra, works perfectly. Would highly recommend it.

u have to be confident about ur penis. Because of nofap I got boners all the time. I react always the same.

> *name*, look what u did to me, I got a boner because of you
> she: laughing, wtf or blushing
> take her hand and lay it on the boner

Woman are more insecure than u are, as long as she isnt the townbitch, but if that isnt the case u have to lead and be confident in what u are doing. For the bed use viagra.

Call me a faggot but it's harder for me to perform with women I don't know/trust. Once I'm open and can trust them, I can ravage them to completion. It's like my dick is a fucking fedorafag and he won't let me fuck random thots. I hate this shit.

I had this problem until I got with my first girl with a feminine penis. Turns out girldicc asspussy gets me diamonds, haven't turned back since.

If you're gonna be living a lifestyle where pussy is present, don't beat off or watch porn, it only fucks you up.
If you're living a lifestyle where getting pussy simply isn't a reality, then beat off, but don't be too invested in the porn.
Just understand what may be going on in your life and react accordingly.

I get erections so easily, even when working out. It's really annoying

i am the same OP
it's the porn + anxiety

go to the doc and ask for a script for viagra. use it the first time and then you won't have anxiety next time

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