Pick an M&M; how to transcend fitness

Double dose green, no contest. I already have unlimited wood and my girl cums from a 5 minute bean flick. If I can never go over 8% then I can dirty bulk forever and ever and easily get the benefits from red. 6'2" and always wear boots so I look taller.

I'd trade 2 of each for one that fixes my personality.

Man this is fucking hard.

Yellow double dose basically gives you perfect sex life and never disappoint allowing you to basically get infinite pussy just by word of mouth of girls you fucked.

Double dose green allows you to eat as badly as you want and keep hollywood physique. So you can eat pizza and cake for your entire life as it is technically not effective on your health.

The other two are garbage, I'd pick yellow cuz infinite pussy in long run. Girls fuck you just to experience super saiyan dick.

>5'8"
>5x5 penis
>fat
Feels bad, but I'd take double green
I'm fine with everything else, and a dirty bulk would lead to gains forever

Would feel great man

I was gonna go with red but then I saw what yellow did so I'm going to go with double yellow for the super sayan cock.

Go fuck some average/below-average roastie and rock her fucking world and she wouldn't be able to help herself but boast about the best lay she's ever had and pretty soon other roasties will get curious and suddenly there's sluts on my dick 24/7 at the drop of a hat. I'd go for some nice freakish large balls and cum 16oz and drown the bitch that's too foolhardy in handling my sausage Adonis.

Cumming at discretion would also make me the ideal porn star.

Srsly lads the sayan cock is the best possible thing ever. You could literally pay an escort and bend her will to the cock and she'd pay you just to fuck her again. Nobody could beat the cock.

Got the right idea. Yellow, not even a question. Only person who doesn't pick yellow didn't think enough to begin with, aka retard.

green and read easy. already 6' 3" with 8 inch dick and 6 inch girth, so don't really need to waste the pills on height and dick size. if there was a personality pill i'd take double dose of that, no question

double green lets u live a relaxed chad life

dont really care about massive dick as most of u guys are autists anyway that cant talk to girls

ill enjoy my perfect body while traveling the world eating like shit and fucking stacies

does a single yellow cure erectile dysfunction?

Red is shit tier unless you wanna be a huge piana-tier roidfreak. Same for double red.
Green is pretty bad unless you are an ex-fatty with fucked up skin. Double green is okay if you like garbage food.
Blue is alright but the height increase is too small to make a big difference. Double blue may be worth it depending on the difference it makes to your face and voice.
Yellow is the clear winner. Red & green are just for lazy assholes.

>never losing muscle and being double strength
>worthless
Reds got some benefits ya know. Even better if you already well built.

Only one I don't like is double blues. Come on man, only three fuckin inches? Make it five or six and it'd much more while. Or better yet a foot.

12" is too much, only the manletest manlets would end up being a reasonable human size. 6" is reasonable.

Double yellows. Self-discipline can potentially outperform double reds and greens. Double blue is shot. But I sure as shit ain't gonna get a super dick via training.

smart ppl doubledose green for that eternal 8% bulk

Double green easy

>you're lazy.

And? I care about things other than aesthetics and fitness too.

But don't you wanna be like this guy (ignoring the dying of brain fever (nit related to height I think) part)? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_MacAskill

>"double dosing the blue M&M will add 3 whole inches bro!"
>would still only be 5'9

Yellow double dose is the good answer.
Being short isn't that bad when the bulk comes easy and your dick is the legendary Excalibur
Red and green are doable IRL with work or cosmetics and you'd only want those if you were lazy.

>tfw 6'3", fit and enjoy exercising so red, blue, and green aren't appealing to me
>3.5" dick so yellow would barely help

Two blue. I would rather be 6'1 and put on more mass. Also I want to not be a chinlet. I have a deep voice and a great jawline, just a small chin.

I choose double green.

>Red
I may not be building muscle as fast as if I took double red, but being able to bulk infinitely is gonna make it really easy to keep building.

>Blue
I'm 6'2" and I have a decent face and a pretty deep voice. I also wear boots a lot because of work and I find them really comfortable; so I look even taller than I am most of the time.

>Yellow
My dick is decent, it could use the boost but I don't feel like it needs it. 7" length and 5" girth. Not impressive but not bad either, I'm cool with it. It does the job and my girlfriend is tight as fuck so it works pretty well for us both.

Being able to eat whatever the fuck I want is really gonna help with social gains as well as career gains since my company pretty much exclusively communicates by having lunch at restaurants. I'd be able to initiate more lunches with the people I want to impress as well as never have to trip about accepting any invitations to lunch. And with that low body fat I could always try being a model if I ever get tired of this business shit.

5'9 is miles better than 5'6. You are a literal hobbit right now.

Double blue. Everything else can be achieved besides dick length, and I'm comfortable with my dick more than my height, so...

My exact thinking.

Probably would just go for red and green. I would love for the stretch marks to disappear.

>double dose yellow
>infinite wood
>set up a wood empire
>bankrupt every other wood company by undercutting
>jack prices back up when competition is gone, if competition re-appears, undercut again
>reach a wood market monopoly and swim in cash

double green. imagine drinking all i want and staying at 8% body fat forever

t. alcoholic

double blue, I would kill to be 6'4.

I suck the dudes dick to get 8 m&ms and take them all

Double red.

/fraud/fag detected

Honestly double yellow. You could keep any girl you slept with. They'd keep coming back like a hooked junkie

T. Guy who wants to get married without a cheating gf some day

Two red most likely. I'm 6'4" but the novelty of one red and one blue would be fun.

green and yellow

do you guys realize how fucking pathetic this is?

Double red, easy. 430 lbs, 17% bf? Sounds good.

>Tfw already 6'5", strong jawed and regular dicked.
>TDEE increase from double red has the same fucking effect as double green, making it useless.
>Honestly don't give a shit about women.

Double red has the same effect as double green. If you suddenly double in weight, and CAN'T lose muscle, you'll cut down easy burning 5k calories sitting on your ass. Plus, double strength. You'd be the world's mind, lifting 1800 lbs and testing negative for any roids. Even if you were on roids, nobody could discrediting you for literally being incomparably stronger than every other man on Earth.

6'3" with only a 3.5 inch dick? It must look even smaller on you being so tall too. Im sorry user

kek

If I pick double red, is basic shit like walking or yard work going to increase muscle mass slightly so that in 70 years i'm literally 400lbs of pure muscle?

If so then double green

Also anyone that picks yellow is a cuck that cares about female enjoyment, you can easily slay pussy with the muscular/lean body created by red or green so yellow is literally useless.

Fuck off gain goblin genie I'm cutting

double dose yellow

honestly once word gets out about my magic dick skills, who cares about my body

>there are THIS many anons with cock insecurity
Wow, I'm not hating or anything but really?

I'll take double blues, make my features more manly and I can build up from there. But I'm perfectly happy with my dick.

Height is great up to like 6'6''. Then up to 6'8''-6'9'' it's still okay, but past that you're so much taller than everyone it ends up being weird looking. Like "everyone stares no matter where you go", and not necessarily out of admiration.

Would you guys pick blue if double dose fixed hairline and cleared up skin?

DOUBLE GREEN CUNT

Yellow and green was my first thought, but red and green would be murderous cool with my frame because it would be the point I'm working hard for
>t. fat fuck cutting with good dick size and height

Seriously? Double green. Who gives a shit about a bigger dick or being slightly taller when you can eat anything you want forever without care, and always be fucking shredded.

>Double Green.
Who cares if girls having orgasm during sex with you. Your sexual relief and enjoyment is what matters.
I am 5'8'' and insecure about height when compared to other guys. Not because girls are not attracted to me. I can find smaller girls for whom I am attracted and live in a community with averaged height men.
>Double Green

double red so i can continue not really managing diet and lift program like I am right now but make better gains

>hide the yellow pill in your special cupboard
>cut red pill and blue pill in half and mix the halves, so you get the purple pill
>cut the purple pill and green pill in half
>connect these halves, so you get the dose
>swallow it
>after 1 hour take yellow pill yellow pill from your cupboard and swallow it
It is very easy. Try it.

so you do a qauter of red and blue?

yeah

Gimme that doublegreen mint goodness

Yellow and blue because the others are achievable through sustained hard work, which should be part of any well balanced individual's life.

>double green and dirty bulk

I suppose you could do double red, bulk once really quickly, then cut aggressively without losing muscle. Seems like extra work though, plus you'd still have to watch your diet.

Magic sex powers would be cool too, though

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2x red
I'm already happy with all my other aspects

Double red. I'd rather having something useful in my life than having le big boi penis that will never change anything in my life.

>not choosing double red

What part of muscle loss becoming nonexistent don't you understand? You could be 90 years old and still be in your physical prime. Basically like a Saiyan who stays in top fighting condition for all their life.

>heart is a muscle
>double dose red
>become biologically immortal

Yeahhh this is certifiable bro science

More muscle mass BEARLY adds anything to your TDEE I'm taking max 50 extra calories the myth comes from the fact that muscular guys are often very active people who exercise a lot

you didn't think hard enough did you?
See

1 yellow
1 blue

does green mean I have the perfect nutrition? That could add years to your life.

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double red

rest are for insecure losers, im goin godmode niggas

good luck getting taller faggot

Double yellow would basically make you porn star tier with a huge dick unlimited cum and magic wand abilities from the tip of your dick. Every bitch you'd fuck would probably become your lap dog due to the insane orgasms you're be giving them.

The choice is pretty clear.

>earning height
>earning dick size
wut

Why would anyone pick red or double red when you can pick double green and you will still grow at maximum pace while you never have to worry about body fat

>calls people insecure over dicks
>boosts his height
Manlet

I'm with you anons, double yellow for the good life.

Now where is this genie?

Wait till you're 50 bro. "Why oh why didn't I choose double yellow?" That's you.

Yellow plus green.
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