*ssnnifffff*

Hey I am that *ssniffff* bench

Her hands are oddly large. Is this some kind of homunculus?

No calves = no thanks
And that elbow looks like it could be used to cut glass

How did that Indian woman become so white and blonde. Or is it cultural appropriation?

Why does everyone have Snapchat these days, and why post it on tinder?

T. 30 year old

Because unless you're on every single piece of social media these days you're a loser and missing out on that precious likes and validation

4more attention

yet another way for girls to get attention for taking pictures of themself

is that just advertisement on tinder?

snapchat is ghetto shit now. everybody cool uses ig now.

snapchat is just for nudes.

Do I need Snapchat and IG for optimal tinder gains? This is already too much social media bros

Whatever happened to brap posting?

Snapchat is probably the best way to flirt with girls, you can show off your face and it forces you to be succinct.

CROanon?

>no calves = no thanks
This is my sexual orientation

Added this bitch on snapchat. I'll show her my cawk and post results.

Wow. An unsolicited dick pic. What a fantastic strategy.

>udaljen
Balkan bro?

What's your strategy? Fucking talking to her? Kek. She ain't going to like you either way. Might as well drain my balls to her story and send her a cumshot. It's like you don't understand women. Treat them like dirt, they love the attention.

New *snifff* meme? Was anyone in that thread yesterday?

>what is flirting?
>what is sexting?
You sound autistic. Stop putting things into a false dichotomy. Why send a cum shot? What will it achieve apart from disgusting her? You don't treat them like dirt outside of the bedroom/sexting you fool.

what the hell Veeky Forums

What the HECK

i hope this is shopped, or otherwise that you wrote her and applied all of your knowledge and spirit while doing it

OP idk what it is about you but you seem really alpha

it's real, didn't match though. :(

Greetings *sniffs* fellow alpha!

*sniffs loudly* You slam any good pussy lately?

Guessing she's Italian from that hand

Don't forget to work your core

Hairline says she's on creatine.

She's probably on about the rap sound imitating a machine gun.

Better message her about farts, just to be sure

braphog

at 22 after fucking about 20 tinder hoes at my attractive level i gave up after luckily not getting an std. i still just want the girl i dated in hs :(