Tfw just ate 800 calories worth of pic related in 10 minutes

>tfw just ate 800 calories worth of pic related in 10 minutes
are nuts the absolute best choice for bulking?

Your mouth must have been dry as hell man what'd you wash it down with

not all almonds are salty

you do know the calories only work if they're activated right?

Peanut butter, milk, nuts are GOAT tier for bulking.

Enjoy your gyno

>muh almonds cause gyno meme
prove it faggot

the bioavailability of calories is really low so you're not getting 800 cals unless you activated them before hand to increase absorption

>activating calories
I'm not the most regular lurker so I seem to have missed this meme, someone care to explain it?

soaking them

you've been wasting your almonds then

You must activate the almonds bro.

Walnuts are god tier. Almonds arent bad but all they really have going for them is the vitamin E which is just cheaper and easier to get from a vitamin

what about other seeds, do you need to activate them like almonds?

Two of the things you mentioned are nuts you idiot.

you're nuts

Peanuts aren't nuts, actually. They're legumes.

You are going to shit nuts tomorrow. Post a picture.

did you activate them?

I remember eating nothing but almonds and baker's chocolate one day in vegas. love keto

>chocolate
>keto

well this explains your shitty lifts, user.

>press F to activate calories

Do you know what baker's chocolate is you fucking idiot

not knowing that you have to microwave almonds for 2 mins before eating them.

>bulking

what an imbecile

>Pea
>Nut

>A legume
It's actually a nut made of pea