/mirin/ general

>ctrl-c "mir"
>0 results found

It's like you're forgetting why we lift, Veeky Forums?

>be me
>making sweet noob gains ~2 months (dbol only cycle - test is for pussies)
>visiting dad at hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know
>talking about food in general
>mention how I eat tuna for breakfast every morning
>woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"

>mfw

>feeling good about your body reacting normally to drugs and minimal stress

to each their own but seriously?

What?

>cycling dbol his first two months in the gym

dis gon b gud

>be me at the beach with tinder girl
>chubby but easy pickings for a fuck
>"Wow nice arms can I feel them?"
>feels arms
>"thats so sexy"
>mfw recovering skele 4 months into SS and arms are easily my least trained/weakest body part
is the meme that women just equate the words "arms" and "abs" to the entire body's muscle?

>be me
>finish at gym, nice pump going
>sunny day
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>mfw

>Using ctrl+c instead of ctrl+f
>always get 0 results found

>dbol only cycle

Enjoy jail time

>taking gear before reaching lmao3pl8 bench as a natty
Wew lad, kys yourself if real.

>used to be very fit at 9% bf 1.78m 68kg
>got a lot of weight during my tour in the army
>eventually reached 77kg
i feel fat but i get so many more mires? whats going on guys?

Nice pasta

You can't see low bodyfat under clothes, but you can see mass.

This gets posted every month
Newfags cant into pasta

Thick

Tight

>Be me
>Been flirting with girl at restaurant I go to for months
>Walk in one day, looking at my phone
>I look up
>She's staring at me, biting her lip hard.

She wasn't bad looking, either.

Sadly she moved to LA to work on her singing career, so I haven't seen her all year.

>be me
>making sweet noob gains ~2 months (dbol only cycle - test is for pussies)
>visiting dad at hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know
>talking about /fraud/ in general
>mention how I pin dbol for breakfast every morning
>woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"

>mfw

>be at outdoor party with lots of students
>make my way to the bathroom to go for a piss
>all of a sudden a 6,5 grabs my forearm and starts chatting with me in front of all of her friends
>y-you too
>added her on facebook but never messaged her

>at work in grocery srore
>standing in front of meat case putting tickets on stock
>girl i went to grade school comes and hangs out in front of the case for a few minutes
>then quickly comes up and snatches me and snatches some stock off my trolly and power walks away.

I thought it was funny for a few days then i asked mum if she remembered this girl from school and she said she always thought that girld had a crush on me. I told her what happened and she said i should have said hello. It took me that long to realize i fucked up because i really lkked that girl too.
That was nearly two weeks ago.
I really fucked up

Newfags fuck off

>2 months lifting
>put on 10kg
>don't look or feel any different
>gf thinks otherwise
>take progress shot
>show gf
>gf shows her friends with my knowledge
>gf tells me her friends gave positive reactions

Can't tell if she was stroking my ego or not. But feels good.

Arms, shoulders, pecs, abs. The only things women care about.

>not back
>not ass

>Oldfag here (46)
>Test levels have dropped but I still like working out. Takes FOREVER to fucking recover though.
>Figure "Fuck it...my life is halfway through anyway. Let's try some gear."
>Start running a Mast/Test Prop/Tren blend
>Feel like I'm 21 again and am literally twice as strong as I was before the gear
>Getting massaged by my regular therapist who has been massaging me for eight years
>She says "Wow...you HAVE been working out. You are making me work for my money this time."

>Feels good, man

I'm actually 21.
How does it feel being old? Is it really very different? Is there a way I can imagine what it feels like right now?
How big of a difference does gear make at your age?

>old friends from higschool say I get bigger every time they see me
>All my friends girlfriends nag them saying they should be following me to the gym
>Family members mock me by doing the invisible watermelon pose when I walk in, but laugh and say I look good
>girls at college parties run their hands over my chest, or grab my ass to get my attention

Off topic, but whats a guy gotta do to get prescribed some anavar?

Get AIDS

Fuck 46 and still on Veeky Forums I hope I never get to that level

Emotionally I feel fine. Same as I did when I was your age. Physically it is harder to get up for activities, definitely takes longer to recover i.e. I am sore for like 5 fucking days after a hard workout. I'm lucky in that I've never tried gear until now and it's like drinking a magic potion. My body is now commensurate with my brain. Feels so nice to have super hard muscles again, strength, and the desire and ability to fuck every day like a teenager. Luckily I still look pretty good for my age.

Here's something a lot of oldfags won't tell you: You are still attracted to the same kinds of chicks you were when you were 18. Well, physically, anyway. Listening to them talk sucks balls but yeah, there's a reason why all these rich older dudes have 20-something gfs. Just because you get older doesn't mean that all of the sudden you find 50 year old broads hot. (Except my wife...she's pretty damn hot for a middle aged woman)

lol...fuck you.

It's pretty fascinating sometimes and where else are you going to find new places to look for fuck flicks? I ignore all the meme/weeaboo shit.

TRT or gear from shady russian guy in locker room?
Also congrats on the gains dad

Docs don't prescribe Masteron and Trenbolone for TRT do they?

Oh, and thanks. Yeah, I've gained 10 pounds of lean muscle.

Kek

Mate 10 kg in two months is way to much weight to gain

How the fuck would your mom know what girls from school have crushes on you? Little momma's boy, eh, telling her about every detail of your life?

>Family members mock me by doing the invisible watermelon pose
You are a certified douche, and they are letting you know to stop with your invisible lat bullshit. It's not just a joke. Fucking stop.

>being newfaq
>fall into classic /mirin/ meme
Lurk more

Enjoy your mercury poisoning fag

Fuck off mate. Perhaps my parents were involved in school activities.

lmao haven't seen this pasta in a while

>tfw self mirin after finding all the chads from highschool are all fat/married to fatties
Feelsgoodman

>people are all moving on with their lives and starting families
>im still khv but i got muscles
>i lift scrp metal and put it back down
>clearly my life is 10x more fufilling

Nigga would it kill you to be happy for him kek not everyone gets gains on aas. You have to put in work and eat good, which OP is clearly doing.

> OP, how much gyno did you get from your dbol only cycle, noob?

classic

Mac, plz go

depends where you start really. If recovering skelly than I would say that's reasonable.

>at party
>friends girlfriend tells me "you're hair looks really good"
>..."and your face, you look more manly"
>"what happened to you? i'm so impressed"

walking home at 3 am same night, met an old friend

>damn you've grown a lot, looking big

>tfw 2 months into SS

>>ctrl-c "mir"
Just press 's' you autist

Gay

>at gym
>doing my thing
>gril at calf machine
>feel like like my presence has affected her in some way, shrug this off
>unambiguously stares right at me and throws a big smile
>go back to my workout, even close my eyes as i 'focus' on my reps, don't look in that direction again

MY DUDES


is hair tossing a definite "she's into me"? i have never experienced it with someone who i didn't suspect was into me, i'm just wondering if girls just do that

how will you get milkies any other way

what does Ss stands for??

>mfw

Solidsnake

>he can't tell it's pasta

>wear white jeans
>new fitted dress shirt
>get 8 complements on outfit and "looking nice" from law school classmates
>realize all my other clothes are a size too big and look baggy on me now that I started lifting

I don't have money for new clothes Veeky Forums, but if I don't fix my wardrobe I'm missing out on all these sick complements from looking better.

>caring for a screaming, wallet draining shit/puke machine
>stuck in marriage to fat wife who probably drains your wallet more and at best gives pity handiest every other month
>fulfilling

Family men are 90% of the time the most miserable folk I know, though I admit the other 10% seem to be incredibly happy.

starting stares

a program designed to get you maximum mires in 3 months time

"saarland schutz" routine
the /pol/ workout

add glutes to that list

Super saiyan

fucking hate it when i ctrl f and it says there is a result but i cant see it highlighted because its at the bottom of a fucking shitload of text in the first post that is hidden in the catalog :(

>A 6,5
>,

Hey budday, Veeky Forums is America, boi. We use periods 'roundhere.

Starting strength

Starting Strength, a book by Riptoe look it up on the Sticky newfriend.

LMAO she was being ironic you fucking retarded mong

Actually taking test after your test levels start dropping is recommended. Every rick old dude is on it.

He's cultivating mass.

Schutzstaffel

proud of you boi

sloppy seconds

You're on your way to becoming Chad

semen slurping.

beware of the jailbait user, otherwise good for you

Yo fit, am I ottermode yet? Natty from farming, run long distance too

rofl

Fukc u bicth

>10% seem to be incredibly happy.
This would be an improvement

Siaka Stevens, former president of Sierra Leone.

Most of it'll be fat, sure, but he'll still look better than he did as an Auschwitz dweller.

Oh forgot face, frame, and height.

Suck sack

>walk past young 8/10 superqt3.14 when she arrives at the gym
>she ghosts me like I don't even exists
>we do our workouts, peek at her ass whenever possible
>when she leaves she says bye

Fuark guys you think we should get married? She was probably impressed by my squat form which is why she spoke to me.

Schutzstaffel, the secret police/death squads of Nazi Germany. In modern times people talk about SS meaning Scout Sniper, as in the scout sniper training program to get in shape. You aren't supposed to ask what SS stands for and potential recruits who reveal too much are disqualified from joining the organization after their training.

kek

What a shit thread
Sage

u fuck off

>not taking her hand and putting it on your flexed pec

chill man he was declaring a multi dimensional array

user, Veeky Forums and videogames hahave been the single constant thing in my life since 2005. All the forums I used to go are dead and there is only one left that I frequent. I hate social media sites.

You're here forever user. There is no other place on the internet like anonymous imageboards/forums.

>Complete stranger said I had big arms a few days ago

It feels as though everyone else is noticing my gains apart from me, I still feel small as fuck. I guess body dysmorphia is real.

throw out your old clothes and buy second hand ones that fit? looking good in clothes basically means having them fit well

What is "invisible watermelon"?

>ss
>implying his pecs are any better than his arms
glutes for the sloots young one

>Except my wife...she's pretty damn hot for a middle aged woman
D O U B T
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It's been so, so long. Thank you for posting this pasta again.

steam ship

>get approached by qt at gym
>"hey you're almost done with your workout right?"
>yes
>"I've seen how you looked at me and I think you're cute too, wanna go for a coffee after?"
>I was looking at your squat form, you seriously need to fix that. Stop tiptoeing out of the rack, that's legitimately dangerous, spread your knees a little more, and don't hold the bar on your neck
>"o-ok thanks, never mind actually"

Fuck lads, I want to die. The one time a girl takes the stress of making the first move away, I have to fuck it up like this.
At least she said I was cute r-right