He doesn't deep squat

>he doesn't deep squat

>Steve "SJW" Jobs
>on this board

He SJW'ed himself to death. Literally.

>He doesn't believe in curing his AIDS

It's so funny how Elon Musk is the opposite of Steve Jobs

>started out balding
>grey up in a 3rd world country
>when he got rich, hit the gym, fixed his balding
>somehow looks younger today than he did in the 90s
>actually producing products to better humanity

VS Steve who

>started out sexy as fauk
>grew up in Silicon Valley
>got rich, balded and went into Auschwitz mode
>aged 40 years in 10
>designed consumerist crap that rapes the Earth

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You know what the difference between them and you is? Elon and Steve both deep squatted.

He just squatted to deep.

Like, six feet under the ground deep,

>designed consumerist crap that rapes the Earth
Stole actually.
All of his most successful designs were stolen from someone else.
Most notably the iphone is a direct rip off of the DS.

But you gotta admit he did raise the bar. I feel like phone designs would be years behind without him hounding engineers with the omnipresent evil that is Steve Jobs autistic eye.

I thought he was floating somewhere along the Ganges river?

Idiot vegan and SJW have overlap, but are not the same.

I tried deep squatting and I swear it felt like I snapped my lower spine.

never deep squatting again

I don't want my knees to break.

I lowkey wish Elon Musk was the king of Earth, except that I wouldn't want him to have to deal with that many retards in his spare time

That's because you have shit mobility

never been an issue for anything else in my life

>expecting a dyel NEET virgin to have anything near decent mobility

But it's obviously an issue when you try to squat deep.

Pls tell me how to fix shit mobility user. I thought I was a permanent resident at snap city but after x-rays the doc said my spine was fine. It was most likely muscles near my spine.


I don't know what to do. I can't even max out on box jumps or my lower back hurts.

I need a proven guide. Limber 11 helps a lot but I need ways to increase my flexibility permanently.

There's a shit ton of mobility excercises, tips and info if you just google it. Try different stuff out, just don't squat heavy.