I am tired of losing play fights with my boyfriend. How do I train so I can beat him?

...

But I'm a girl?

yes but you are biologically male

as a woman your legs and hips are your best assets, use them

stop being a homo

Let me make this clear. No amount of natty training would make you stronger than a male intermediate who just finished starting strength.
You could MAYBE do 3 plate squats or 1.5 plate bench. But that'll be the peak of your genetics
The most you could hope for to beat your boyfriend is MMA training

No. I'm biologically female

Please be in London. I've never talked to a woman before. What's your name?

>no bowling gf

>Implying OP is a girl
Kek

A few months of training will not make up for a massive difference in weight and strength.

Then you will probably always lose unless you lift for a long time and convince him to starve himself at the same time.

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

turn the play fight into a real fight.
cheap shots, kick in the balls and finish him with a hook to the jaw once his head drops in pain.

Use chloroform, THEN beat him up

You aren't ever going to be stronger than your boyfriend OP. An untrained man is still much stronger than an untrained woman, and if he doew any sort of physical activity then you're done for. Maybe if you lift for 2+ years could you potentially match him but that's only if he does nothing and weighs like 150 pounds.

Your best bet is to learn a grappling combat sport like BJJ and fuck him up that way. Skilled women have beaten men at least two times their size before provided the man has never done combat sports before, so I think you'll be fine with that.

>implying literally any woman ever is able to generate enough power to knock out an average male
just lol

But he could completely wreck me
He just holds my arms down in play fights so I don't know what a punch would be like

pls be in dunedin

It will never happen, webm related is what happens if a woman tries to seriously fight a man

Fucking kek holy shit

the moment you beat him in a fight is the moment you realise he is weaker than you and you are no longer attractive than him.

you then will hate him for this and either find someone else or

you may find ways to get stronger than him with time and effort

but you can NEVER have what you truly want

You should just submit like a good girl.

don't forget breasts, flash your tits at him and while he is distracted kick him in the balls

Lost

I hate this pasta.

My oats came out my nose kek

Thats awful. What movie is this? And who's responsible for putting all those strong fighting kickass women in film nowadays?

Wait guys, what about Joan of Arc? Didn't she fight men and win?

That's awful. Now I have a massive boner.

If you're a girl, you won't.

If you're a guy, kys faggot

If you're a female, you will never beat ur bf in a playfight because ur a female and females are trash :^ )

a well placed knee to the balls will take care of that.

>break the wrist
>walk away

or perhaps he will enter fight or flight and tear her (his) head off

no she was unusually good at inspiring men to fight other men

Get a baseball bat.

She isn't even close enough to hit him with the batong. Shit fight coreography.

But you LIKE getting wrecked, don't you babe?

Join a freestyle wrestling club

>a few months of training will not make up for strength and size differences

Wew lad, you clearly know jack shit about BJJ
Watch UFC 1-10, Royce Gracie (skinny brazillian) schools many big boys using his BJJ skills

I kinda got hard, but you killed my dick and now it turtled

Females are physically weaker. Why is it hard to understand

Ruslana

And how long has Royce Gracie been training again? It's not the specific martial art that makes you win, it's the years of experience. The greater the weight difference, the more extra experience required over your opponent. A few months is only enough to make you beat an unskilled opponent of similar size and strength. If you'd ever sparred in a martial art you'd know this.

>dunedin
pls be in angband

>a few months of bjj will make her the equivalent of a Gracie

No. Holding me down was hot at first but it bruises my ego. I'm a competitive girl.

That's a strong Rus name, but is it really a name?

come be with me bb, I'll let you win for realsies

HET

Lift hard. Bulk aggressively. Learn a martial art that focuses on small vs big scenarios, IDK something eastern like Judo.

Or play your trump card, and put rules on your playfights. Enough and so restrictive that you can get the advantage when you break them.

You can't win. The few women who I have ever seen beating a dude in a fight were the ones that were fighting men smaller than them or this on Taekwondo world champion who just knocked some dude down with one kick right to the head.

You really want to knock your bf out? Get huge and heavier than him or learn a Capoeira kick and hit him right in the head when he is not paying attention. Then you pray he doesn't die or get seriously hurt, otherwise you have no chance. No technique or martial art can save you when your opponent can literally lift you up with one limb. Life is not anime, women are not strong as men, its the same as expecting the male Praying Mantis to win against the female.

I'm a girl and this turns me on

achmedette

if it makes you feel any better, I'm a guy and I'd rape you if I could

>police in eu don't carry firearms

Top kek

this is the only correct answer; he'll think twice about pouncing you if you can reliably tickle his prostate

This sounds amazing desu

Lost

Negrette McNigger, not to be confused me for my brother, Nigger McNigger

I love this pasta.

Suck his dick.

Stop trying to be a man.

After seeing that pic, I got a boner then realized that I should go workout some more.
Should I be worried?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4755176/The-women-girls-killed-men-addicted-pornography.html
yes.

doesnt that give him more power
he gets to decide when and where they fuck. if she gets the fingers in fast enough, they fuck. if she doesnt, he wins.

Jeannu was the flag-bearer.
She helped France unfuck itself by rallying the men.
Having God on your side helps too.

source. now

most fighting styles rely on cardiovascular endurance and explosive strength. adopt a routine focused on olympic style lifts and take up running/skipping rope or whatever form of cardio training you prefer. additionally you should study a style of fighting. wrestling and/or boxxing will probably do you unless your friend is asian

Damn dude. I was hinting at some sexy rape play with me as the criminal breaking into a bedroom and her as the cop who's unwinding after a day of busting bad guys. What the fuck?

This I think
m.imdb.com/title/tt2241475/

>not pretending to oppose resistance and letting him win so you can feel overpowered and have rape-play

voting love. upboated ecks dee!

grappling, not striking. bjj is the answer.

have you ever been knee'd in the balls?
that's not the kind of pain you can shrug off even with copious amounts of adrenaline.

I have, rage 100% takes over. I had a bruise on my dick and balls for a week

Samefag

I have a huge boner rn

This, I went to a mixed judo club for a while and even though I was an amateur, if I didn't put myself off balance it was impossible for the women to do anything to me.

lol i love this pasta so much

Get a life, loser

if you aren't a bot or some kind of antifa shill,
people like you ruin the board more than any other legal kind of post