Apologize

Apologize

>Arm over his shoulder, even though he's a bit taller
Poor bastard

he was a fatass then got fit. if he was a fatass wed still make fun of him just as we did then. goodluck getting any more roles Jonah but its worth the added years to your life

post pic where his nips are halfway to his bellybutton from their original position

>that dick line on the chick
Lmao

Probably some feminist bullshit statement

I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE!

>I'm 12 and what is this

Is that Seth Rogen after a very successful cut or do all cucks look like that?

what

It's a gesture of dominance. An old FWB tried this on me. I'm about 7 inches taller than her, so she went one step behind me when we were going down on the escalator so she could have the reach to do it. Seriously.

>go on first date
>everything's going well
>really get along
>take her back to her place
>walk her up to her door
>she offers me coffee
>stupid bitch drinks coffee at 11 pm
>tell her I have work in the morning
>she says she had a great time and goes in for a hug
>she's standing on a stoop
>taller than me in this position
>arms reach out too high
>she's clearly trying to make me look like her bitch
>punch her in her fucking throat
Fucking feminists

what a hideous and irritating-looking Jewess he's with. i'd say no to her, no joke. and needless to say i am no prize.

filthy kike

He almost looks like Jon Stewart

How many times has this fuck yoyo'd back and forth? Fucking pick one and stay there.

boatloads of fucking money and still dresses like shit fuck you jonah blowhole

lol you hate him because his outfit isn't pretty enough. gay

i hate his shitty fashion sense made worse by the fact that he has more than enough money to make a half decent fit

kek
>things that never happened
There are so many ways to go around that.
You can put your arm on her shoulder and her arm will start to go numb as a result.
You can pull a bit away and still have your arm on her shoulder if youre tall enough.
You can grab her by the hip to show everyone she is your bitch.
Hell, you dont even have to do anything, dont hug her back, it will make it awkward for her.
But that right there is a public statement:
>I get pegged by my gf and I like it

>>things that never happened

>the joke
>your head

parts of it sounded too realistic to be ironic shitposting.

>punching a woman in her throat for hugging you is realistic
Is this what men have come to?

Literally everything except the last line was plausible.

You sound like a passive-aggressive reddit-tier faggot.

OwO What's this?!

what? no no. you're an idiot. you thought the face-punching story was an attempt to fool everyone instead of an obvious joke. that's what a retarded person would think. you don't get to start pointing fingers.

yeah poor him must be so bad

If she wanted to show dominance she would go on the left side. But she is on the right side, you don't go on the right side if you want to feel dominant
she is probably just hangover or something

>she offers me coffee
>stupid bitch drinks coffee at 11 pm
>tell her I have work in the morning
he's being "socially inept, oblivious, likely gay, insecure, obsessive workout man," a recurring Veeky Forums character

>I get pegged by my gf and I like it
would want this desu, if i didn't think it would lead to infidelity

I fantasize about it but I also fantasize about traveling the stars. Neither one's gonna happen anytime soon and that's fine by me.

Current gf is taller than me by an inch so the thought's def crossed my mind

Most people I know would react that way.
I like those jokes in general, but this one sounded more like roleplaying with a "trying to fit in" twist.
nothing personal guy.

His biceps look decent. When is he gonna get on that there Bollywood tren??

>bollywood

>wearing pajamas in public

This is why people hate you Americans. If you're not fat you're doing faggy shit like this.

why? gastric bypass plus hollywood fitness trainers & dieticians. sure he put in a shitload of work post op (which boogie WON'T do), but at it's not like this is a legit transformation.

He had gastric bypass?