It makes me fart really bad

> It makes me fart really bad

What do brehs?

>eat for dinner
>fart all night while asleep
But seriously, who gives a fuck?

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you can try to hide a fart.

or you can let them hide your 20%+ BF body in the ground 20 years sooner then it needed to be

whats it gonna be user

This is false

there is literally no way this is true. or it isn't additional calories and would just be part of your RMR.

>amerifats are so health resistant that they get digestive issues from vegetables

Keep eating it. Use farts during workout to secure workout zone in gym.

I leave my house my man and not just for the gym

yeah I fart 50 times a day and it's not burning a pound of fat.
not that user but my farts are loud. They don't smell they just make noise, it's hard to hide.

try steaming it if you eat brockoli raw or fried its not enogugh if you steam it the essential marcos for farts melt away gl man

You go out at night after having dinner?

eat more

i have 8ounces a day and it's fucking great

No, I eat them for lunch

This. Anything that isn't deep fried is rejected by their system

lmao the sad thing is that some schmuck will read that and actually believe that one fart is equivalent to walking on the stairmaster for 5 minutes

Well then don't do that, dingus.

wew

I kekd

Ordering Mexican right now.

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Don't eat them, maybe?

But I rike them

>doing squats
>breathe in
>let out a big wet fart at the top
>no way I'm losing my breath and collapsing at the bottom

Use your farts to your advantage.

Eat them with yogurt.