Veeky Forums memes you fell for

Veeky Forums memes you fell for

I'll start

>just the tip

"don't do curls you'll end up being a curlbro" meme

>>just the tip
th-this counts as sex, right? if you just stick it in but not all the way down?

No my bf told me I'd still be a virgin....

No one ever said to not do curls. Curl bros are people who only work arms and have horribly disproportionate physiques and muscle imbalances. Just don't skip legs/back

i am asking because that's the furthest i've went with a girl and i am wondering if i am still a virgin

it was without a condom, I put it half way in maybe (it wouldn't go deeper) and it lasted 2 minutes

i also didn't get, she said it hurt so we stopped

>i also didn't get to cum*

This is so sad.

i know desu, but she was also a virgin so it was really awkward and shit

got a blowjob the next day at least, that was it

Mate you're not supposed to just stick it in. Foreplay is essential. You have to get her wet and exited. Also make sure your dick is on the right side of the labia and the labia isn't folded or stuck in some weird way. The most foolproof way is to just use your hands to push everything aside. Go very slow at first and I guarantee you'll both start feeling it after a while and you can go faster. There's no way it hurts if you do it right.

>to ejaculate lowers your test bro

seriously, two years ago a girl wanted to suck my dick, she was naked and right about to open my belt as i stopped her. this memory triggers me until today

You didnt make her wet

>feminine penis

I felt so gay after jacking off to that shit.

It makes you a very straight kind of gay

Found the virgin

>low reps wont make you big

How do I get a gf with a meaty pussy? All my past gfs have never had one like that

If you are having sex with a new girl she is supposed to get wet from pretty much nothing, or else there is something wrong with her, or the way you look/act. If its your gf for like, years, then its obviously a different thing. Your bodies gets used to eachother, so no matter how much you are attracted to eachother, in some cases you might need a little foreplay to get things going... But seriously if you have a new sex partner, and either the girl doesnt directly get wet, or the guy doesnt directly get hard, there is something wrong.

Absolute rng brah, keep dating girls and hope you get one. Allthough it doesnt seem like a wise this to have that as a main criteria in partner choice at all. A good lead is wide hips though. Girls with wider hips tend to alse have meatier outer labias

there was foreplay and she was somewhat wet
she just said it hurt, it was her first time too

Thats not supposed to happen. First times dont actually hurt. Vaginas are literally made to take a penis. If shes properly wet then a first time really isnt supposed to hurt.

you have to preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey

his back is so shit

>breaking your hymen doesn't hurt

You speak with such authority and confidence, yet you are a 12yo kissless virgin.

>just the tip

What's to fall for? You use 'just the tip' when you've got a horny bitch back but she is adamant you're not having sex tonight:

>"This is our first date! I don't fuck on first dates..."
>"No sweat. Just the tip then woman. You know it ain't sex!"
>"Ok... *MOANS* Oh God, user! Put it all in!"

Did you try the MK2 version, i.e. "user! I'm so not having sex without a condom!", and knock a girl up?

> just do heavy squats and deadlifts bro!!

brb currently centaur

(you)

If anything, this more than proves that you have never had sex with a virgin girl. If you seriously think that any girl living in the western world still has a hymen then you are beyond naive. Literally all girls have put a finger or whatever else in there. I have honestly never heard of anyone encountering a hymen irl. The real world isnt like your anime porn m8.

>dick the girth of a teenage girl's finger

Oh, okay - that explains why they never felt anything.

The fact that a dick is bigger than a finger has nothing to do with the fact that a finger is large enough to break a hymen.

You cant just mention random things semi related to the discussion and then pretend that its a reason to laugh at the other person. Thats not how arguments work.

you cant be serious

Uhm. Not him but I had sex on the first day of marriage with my wife and she bled a bit because of her torn hymen but I took care of her and it was alright. All in all, if OP really did take her virginity, he should've reacted better to the situation rather than simply being "cool" with it. Ease her up and get things going nicely and comfortably and she'll have no issues having sex with you. That's considering you both wanted to when you first started. If she wasn't in the mood then that's a different story.

>I have honestly never heard of anyone encountering a hymen irl
A wild hymen appeared!
seriously, are you retarded?

>anyone can google what I'm saying and find thousands of corroborating posts by actual wimminz
>you pretend that you're right anyway and pray nobody checks

then why do all girls say first time hurts?

So does this count as losing your v card in the end or not...?

nah

To make you feel better
>Dicklet

this is actually true. i tried everything to keep my semen in my balls for high test. we have even slept in a tent together and she was willingly to stick my dick into her, but i denied. my full pants were full of semen anyway but i thought my test is still inside r-right?
let's be honest, Veeky Forums keeps ruining lifes and there is no more power than meme magic

So unless the whole dick goes in, you're a virgo? Makes you think, senpai.

Kek so you said no to a blowie only to cream your pants anyway?

High test to get a female
A female comes and you deny your rightful release

Damn thats cringe

No sorry m8

>camel toe
My fetish....HHHHHNNNNGGG

nah these were two different scenarios but with the same girl.
one time we have slept in a tent and she wanted me to insert dick (which i proudfully denied). it was cringe anyway because a friend and his girl were in the same tent and they actually fucked (the tent was for three persons max).
in the other scenario she was home alone, i came along , ate the puss and then she wanted to blow me, as i already told, i denied and we didn't fuck as we slept in the same bed.
tell me to be cringe i dare you. the whole time i got my Veeky Forums brothers in my head.
I DID IT FOR YOU!

T.needle dick

You are a virgin
You did not have sex

g-green text? it sounds kinda hot, eating the puss and refusing a blowjob

[spoiler]what the fuck has Veeky Forums done to my fetishes fuck...[/spoiler]

>be me
>having a hanky-spanky over a few days, not more
>get invited to her as she is home alone
>watching some bullshit tv
>she is shy af, lays on other side of her couch
>ask if we may share the sheet
>being under the sheet with her
>start touching
>shit got intense
>kissing and losing clothes more and more
>she is naked, i just have no shirt
>start eating her pussy
>suddenly her dog comes around and want to get petted
(no story i'm making up, this part really happened)
>get her dog away and continue
>she starts grabbing my her, forcing me to lay down
>starts kissing my chest and abs
>is about to open my belt
>stop her, get her up to kiss
>continue to cuddle on couch
later
>carry her to bed
>lay beside her, fiddle her titties
>next day
>kiss her and say good bye
>go to my soccer match with 150% test
this was the last time we had a date like this, tent story was earlier. as i said, i regret until this day i've done this, but Veeky Forums kept in my mind so i couldn't....

>tfw also centaur
Just stopped going atg. Hope that helps

that was funny to read breh

you forgot to say no homo

tfw you will never have a gf like that

SS

Splits

>its not gay to suck a feminine penis
Made me feel pretty gay senpaitachi

At least I will never be this retarded.

user how do you become so fucking retarded?

>Veeky Forums - fitness

Been dating my gf for 2.5 years.
>she was a virgin
>had only ever been fingered a couple of times
>said she has never got off
>my dick is only 5.5x4.5
>made her bleed even while I was going slow

>I have honestly never heard of anyone encountering a hymen irl.
So you just walk up to every dude and ask them if any bitch was bleeding when they said it was their first time? It's not a detail you usually talk about.

Conversely, talking about a girl not bleeding when she said it was her first time is a very common theme, because we're all taught that every girl has a hymen that gets ripped when you first penetrate her, which is not the case in about half of all (or even slightly more) women.

> that women want men

WHO is this semen demon?

>The most foolproof way is to just use your hands to push everything aside

ishygddt

that's painful to even imagine, WHY?

false popped my best friends cousins cherry on his bed.she bled we were 14.he cleaned it.

>what sort of tattoos you want
>I'm not gay but I suck dick
>say no more

Lol it doesn't you faggot. Breaking the hymen feels like a dull pinch is all, a pinch that immediately gives way to intense pleasure.