*blocks your path in the locker room*

*blocks your path in the locker room*

wat do?

unzip and give them some brotein

Holy shit the right guys legs.

Also would fuck biracial boipussi on left.

call them faggots and proceed to get my stuff from my locker.

I would reverse cuckold the dude on the right by fucking his black bottom boi right in front of him.

*Unzips dick*

Ask if they train legs

left's legs are proportional to his body though

kek this was going to be my post almost word for word.

underage b&s who just train abs and biceps

N O L E G S
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S

>"Move, faggot"
>Get my stuff

Sign up for a new gym

"hey you guys should train other muscles aside from your abs and arms if you even train at all. You have no leg, back, trap, or shoulder definition. It really needs work"

*opens locker*

Autism valley

this

lol broward county

Call them faggots then proceed to suck their cocks

Ask the black guy to activate the sound barrier

how lol

tell them that i am not interested and that i only date 8 or above

Kick their legs and snap them.

This

WWWOOOO!!! YOU HEAR THAT?!

I don't get it

i dont get the reference

I'm crine. Never thought I'd see my city on Veeky Forums

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, leather club's two blocks down.

>looks like you met your match today kiddo
>unsheeths katana
>let's dance

fuck you

do you go to that gym? is that you?

do you think theyre fucking?

point and laugh at their legs

Guy on the left is the equivalent of a tomboy (male). My benis is confused. Send help.

how can a man be a tomboy?

>Spats
>That hand gestures
>Smug look on his face
>Twink frame
No homo, anime was a mistake.

I can't even begin to tell you how problematic that question is. Please apologize.

*unzips boipucci*

If you don't realise how that's being autistic, then you're just proving his point bucko.

Give them good ol' in-and-out, in-and-out

>tips your bee

No! I'm tired of APOLOGIZING to crybaby trendies who can't stand up for themselves. If they were real men they would have ignored it or confronted me, not this passive aggressive bullshit that so many welps pull today. Makes me want to rip their trachea out like pulling out wet hair from the drain. I'm no longer apologizing, and I suggest you do the same.

theirs or yours?

City of Sunrise? More like City of your Father Should Have Raised His Sunright!

...

Fuck the twink while lurch pressure hoses my butthole.

we all end up going our own separate ways when we find out we're all bottoms

those faggots are 5'4" tops and have no legs. I would laugh at them

how can they both be 5'4 when theyre different heights

"excuse me guys"
*walk by*

they refuse to let you pass. what now?

A) SUCK DICK FOR PASSAGE
B) SUCK NIGGERDICK FOR PASSAGE
C) BEAT THE ELVES UP