Doesn't do exercise

Just get a picture from O's White House "workout" video. That should suffice.

>If i keep posting these i will be able to lie to myself and pretend this is a normal opinion.
I only talk to man that has touched females that aren't part of his family.

you sound jealous that your relatives aren't hot enough to fuck.

He also takes a massive amount of vacations compared to our other presidents.
He's also clueless in most thing, I'm fairly sure most of his work is done by advisers he hired.

he's a lot smarter than you and your whole family

>this wasn't a pr move to appeal to normies (majority of americucks are overweight)
>this wasn't an appeal to mcd's & coca cola, major potential allies and donors
>he actually eats this shit

He's a billionaire flying on a private jet that costs thousands to run every day, he's not eating a fucking $8 happy meal. I bet you think Barry shoots trap shotguns regularly too.

I didn't vote for either candidate but I followed the campaign closely. And it seriously boggles my mind how much energy this man has at 71. Watching him campaign, interviews, and seeing people close to him talk about the boundless energy he has. Doesn't even drink coffee, must be genetics or he's just a freak of nature.

I wish i could work for him

I want the retarded complacents from /Pol/ and Reddit to leave. The only good thing that Trump has done so far is provide jobs, everything else has been a major disappointment and has only shown how much of a pathetic Trainwreck the American government is.

Or maybe he's just lying like usual

Sign up for the secret service. Pretty easy to get in entry level, actually.

>loli trump
please no

>muh /pol/

Libcucks are truly still assblasted. Don't you have a trans-diversity history lecture to attend, berniebot?

please yes.

Stop sucking his cock you little faggot.

says the libcuck retard

go suck some more """refugee""" dick

is that true? i thought you had to have combat experience or something

im tall and muscularish and have a military background and a BA degree

been trying to get into the foreign service but no luck

dub-dubs wasted on filth like you

So the reason I know this is because I was vacationing in DC a while back and actually got a chance to sit down with some SS guys and asked them how they got in. All they had was a highschool diploma and they applied for an entry position. I guess they just got some boot camp dealio like you would with a military sign up, but other than that it was simply to get from what they said.

But who knows, they could've just been two guys in suits blowing smoke up my ass.

>every time a /pol/failure has someone they disagree with, they got called a libcuck snowflake

Haha how embarrassing!!

>Being in this much denial
Trump is smarter and works harder than anyone you know libtard

Just graduate high school and don't get in trouble with the law. It'll be easier with better grades and a degree, but if there's openings they'll fill them.

>has to get driven around in a golf cart while other leaders walk
>13 out of 28 weekends relaxing at golf courses
>energy

how do you know smart guy?

>Select all squares that match the label:
helicopter

kekked

Trump literally thinks our bodies run on a battery like supply of energy that's limited. This dude is a complete idiot.

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>I'm fairly sure most of his work is done by advisers he hired.

Doesn't that make him smart?

I don't. I'm pulling the wool over your eyes. A clever ruse, if you will.

And yet he's more active and has more energy than you.

His entire presidency has been a fucking long vacation for him. He's a joke.

I know most of you autistic fucks don't like Secretary Clinton, but she would at least be getting shit done right now. Trump has just created a mess of catastrophic magnitude that the next president will have to clean up. Trump is pathetic.

>it's an ugly /pol/tard overcompensates by generalizing how lefties and righties look episode

I don't even read /pol/. I just hate lgbt

i just checked, they only have 1 year temp positions open it looks like

guess i could try that

Oh ok then carry on user

If i woke up with billions in my bank id feel pretty good too lol

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Go for it, user. Make your dreams come true.

Are you trying to imply that the virgin is "worse" in this case?

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One's a beta Mary Sue and the other is an alpha Stacy.

He prob uses coke

>One's a beta Mary Sue and the other is an alpha Stacy.

well youre not wrong

He doesn't exercise because he believes you only get a certain amount of heart beats then you croak it.

w-what if he's right?

You would have to be blind to pretend the slam pig on the right in leggings hiding the cottage cheese thighs is better than the country blond on the left showing off her legs.

BRRRRRRRRRRRAP!

Genetics isn't always fair, user.

I would like to see Barron start lifting when he gets older. He's got the facial aesthetics and girls his age were all over that fake barron twitter account. If he ever ran for office, bitches would be voting with their pussy en masse.

If he's smart enough to realize he isn't smart enough for the job that's probably a good thing

This can't be true
No one is that stupid

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>Fake twitter
It was real in my heart ;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=goHumRdMzlw

>70 year old man who has the most stressful job in the world along with everyone putting his activities under a microscope while trying to fix shit
>Illegal immigration down over 70%
>ICE has been unleashed and deporting the drain on taxpayer dollars
>MS-13 feeling the pinch
>VOICE
>VA reform in full swing
>still doing rallies
>flipped the MI governor to republican
>what a lazy guy
>he's so clueless

You need some brain gains, bro.

Don't you pleb ever compare yourself to the god emperor

I personally would have preferred Hillary but seeing that smug look wiped off her face is worth it.

Retards actually believe she would have gotten anything done.
Let's okay pretend for a second.
Hilary won the election.
House and Senate and majority of state governors Republican.
0 shit done and you can't deny that. It'd be a terrible 2 years for her, come 2018 Republicans campaign on that, win even more seats in house and Senate. She gets even less done til 2020 and will lose a reelection horribly.
The problem with Democucks is they can't see long term. Literally children minds in an adult body and they stay in their circle jerk of opinions

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>build the wall
He IS the wall.

the president, as with any leader, must represent something to aim for, work towards, honour and glory. work yourself.

oh wow, the shilling on this board is taking the upper hand.
it's ok, you got your puppet elected and you can shut up now. do you still get paid for your shill posts?

He has no energy, he is physically unfit to be president, he's cancelled multiple meetings because he was too tired to go.

Omg you mean the CEO of a multibillion dollar multinational company makes more money than his employees that did nothing more than fill out a job application and perform repetitive tasks all day long?

That's not fair!!!! How can that be... This is 2017!!!

>has more energy than me
you honestly think he does anything other than sit and watch cable all day? You must be fucking retarded

Okay Greg gutfeld

Here's a vintage KG to kinda keep it Veeky Forums

how great of shape do you need to be in?

>shilling by calling people stating positive FACTS, shills

nice one brah

Fuck off faggot

Every cent of profit he makes comes from the exploitation of the workers beneath him. If you're okay with someone else maling a profit off of your labor, there's no better name for you than cuck.

I think the core reason why so many on the left hate Trump.

Think about it, he reminds them of Chad, and he reminds of them of their father who tried to slap some sense into them.

It makes sense when you consider that many of them have daddy issues, or had trouble getting girlfriends, and in some cases, both.

>pussied out of military service
>chad

You call it exploitation, many others call it employment, or capitalism. Socialism on a large scale just doesn't work. Maybe once you grow up and get a decent paying job you'll understand.

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Doesn't matter, user. That's our perception. He still reminds them of Chad.

what was that, i couldn't hear you over the sounds of my CEO10K/DAY cock slamming your wife's pussay lmao

Run 5 miles in under 40 minutes

>Every cent of profit he makes comes from the exploitation of the workers beneath him.

You might want to hound Apple about that if you want to be fair.

You're getting ripped off every day of your life. You can pretend that if you try to find an alternative Stalin will appear out of nowhere and kill 100,000,000 people, but would the emergence of Cromwell during the English Revolution have put you off of trying to abolish monarchies?

>rich fag uses his daddys wealth and organized crime to scam morons

Oh wow so impressive.

>provide jobs

Thos are Obama's jobs. Trump hasn't done shit.

Unless you're talking about federal employment, the President doesn't have enough power over the economy to really attribute them to anyone.

>have to do less situps than pullups

nani the fuck?

pushups*

Can you dumb this down for an American? I really don't know what the fuck you're saying.

Alpha as fuck Veeky Forums presidents
>Teddy Roosevelt
>Gerald Ford
>Dwight Eisenhower

Above average Veeky Forums presidents
>J.F.K
>Ronald Reagan
>Dubya

Respectably Veeky Forums presidents
>George H.W Bush
>Obama
>Clinton

Fat Ass DYEL Blob presidents
>Taft
>Trump

Regulations, that Trump has cut greatly and continues to, is good for a businesses bottom line. Which in turn, causes them to hire more people. Hence the continued good job numbers/overall economy.

>Obama

Yeah who needs shit like clean water and clean air? That's just for faggot liberals anyway. #MAGA

In the 17th century, Parliament overthrew the English monarchy, and established a commonwealth. Oliver Cromwell ended up establishing himself as dictator, and implementing a strict no fun allowed policy, banning card games and liquor. Opposing any possible move towards socialism today because of concerns about an authoritarian government killing it's own citizens is analogous to opposing the American revolution because of the degeneration of the English one into a moralistic dictatorship and the failure of peasants' revolts to accomplish anything lasting.

The republican party has gone cancerous, and Trump is what America needs to drive a knife through the current republican party.
Not like Hillary could get anything done in our current congress.

We're talking about Veeky Forums presidents. I give Obama points because he exercised regularly and is still lean and fit into his 50's. I'm taking away points because he eats shit like five guys and smokes.

Cuck verified.