ITT: your kryptonite

Buttermilk biscuits with a side of sizzling eggs and thick cut bacon

"""chinese"""" food
The Americanized, breaded with cornstarch, fried, and loaded with sugary sauce kind

Real chinese food is fucking awful. American is better

yeah the american kind tastes great, but the loads of sugar and method of cooking (frying) cant be great

i salivated just looking at that

general tso's and szechuan chicken is my weakness...

little debbies/hostess snack cakes

I will never turn down sashimi

Soda
I've managed to cut out nearly all other sugar, but a Coke or Pibb with a meal or after a long work day is like crack

I'll go to town on Kung Pao lamb and some egg rolls

Doughnuts. I'd eat one everyday if I wouldn't become a fat fuck.

Honorable mention for soft pretzels with cream cheese.

yeah but sashimi is healthy as fuck, maybe a kryptonite to your wallet not your health...

>Not liking good stir fried vegetables, but General Tso's Chicken.

Me thinks all the American food you ate destroyed your taste buds and can't enjoy more mild and subtle flavors.

ice cold monster ultra zero sip

Pastries and breads of all sorts, but especially PB&Js and oatmeal cookies. Last time I binged I had 5 PB&J sandwiches and two batches of oatmeal cookies on top of a variety of other garbage.

General Tso's Chicken definitely for me

Beer

daddys dick

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

I just can't not drink it

A big basket of cheese and garlic potato wedges with a gallon of ranch on the side
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

One of the very few things i miss about being morbidly obese as a kid

If I ate these (as in 3 packs) every day, I might have gainz,,,, but they would take away my curves.

Sometimes I drink a lot. And don't eat that day.

But I never pollute my real diet with this stuff.

>I use two packs of noodles and 1/2 packet of "seasoning." Mmmmmmm.............

5' 5"... 135 lbs ?

>mfw I don't think I even have abdominal muscles, much less gonna diet to see them. Benched 290 lbs on Tuesday. Couple years to 50 years old.

>mcchicken sauce
kek
for you normies who don't eat mcdonald's every day mcchicken sauce is mayo

Disgusting

>this post

For me it's the Big Mac. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.

this is what the average post on Veeky Forums looks like

>tfw can never eat tendies ever again

It hurts!

Huh? HUH? HUH?

Ohhhhhhhhhh......

Mr. Pibb..........

can't recall when I had it last. we're dominated by Dr. Pepper.... not brought into my state. and I live in a Red State of Freedom.

>hold me, bro's.....

>unaware

Mr pibb is great.
None of the pretentious titles like Dr pepper
Mr pibb is the kind of soda you could have a beer with

...

I do hit and runs on this all the time.

this is the future of advertising

Fried chicken, the best compromise I can make is that I cook it at home in smaller portions.

janes chicken strips (the good kind)

Costco pizza

are you daft?

Shawarma plate

Alcohol

This.

That was another copypasta actually

fuck this brown people feed

I fucking love kfc man, idk what it is but the tenders in australian kfcs make me erect

If I start eating this shit, I literally cannot stop.

Cinnabons.

big mac is not even that bad.

20g carbs
15g fats
12g protein
1.6g fiber

so if your other meals of your day are high in protein and fiber, you can cheat once a day... just avoid fries and soda, which is the real junk part of mcdo 'food'.

I used to go to my local popeyes almost every day, in fact they recognize my face.

always the 3 tendie combo with an extra biscuit. now i have high cholesterol and im fat as fuck.

tell me it gets easier to change brehs

P I Z Z A

and beer

holy shit, this guy is fucking gorgeous

Doesn't your mouth turn into a virgin sphincter though? Lemon Mo'Rang is too tangy... why not chow down on my whipped cream sweet potato pie with a mariachi cherry? So much more mouth watery. Mmmmm.

Beer. I wish I could quit you :(

That's because the shit American serve is so loaded with salt and sugar that it's all you can taste. Of course it tastes good for you filthy Capitalist pigs.

Burgers will never know the joys of salt and vinegar chips on friday night.

PANETONE

it legit makes me happy

Double Double Animal Style with Animal fries.

I'm glad I'm broke right now otherwise I'd be on this shit.

Fuuuck man, same here.

>big mac
>20g carbs

Spotted the fucktard

>chips
theyre french fries go fuck yourself seriously

>I'm glad I'm broke right now otherwise I'd be on this shit.
You are too poor to afford in n out? How fucking poor are you, you fucking beaner?

this

nice pasta

green sips, they're better than any of the zero ones and sometimes I can't fucking help it.

I'm so sorry /sip/ gods.

>Burgers will never know the joys of salt and vinegar chips on friday night.
You are delusional if you honestly think we don't have these.

I really really love this post

what are the tastiest foods you can eat that don't hurt you

tyrrels spicy chili chips. I once ate 3 packs in one sitting

>High cholesterol

Sorry bro it's over.

>cheat meals

Funnel cake. May god have mercy on my inner fatty when I smell one.

Ice cream. Especially mint chocolate chip ice cream.

No way in hell I can give it up.

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What a wholesome post. Lovely!

Red bull and a filterless cigarette after a work out.
My god i wish i could stop but that feeling is incredible.

You mean it's loaded with FLAVOR and FREEDOM you god damn commie

Plain rice (jasmine is even better) with pic related

When I first started losing weight I cut it out completely but now I just eat it in moderation.

This post is delicious

what exactly is a cheat meal. i asked about those once here and it said you should never eat them.

>rice
>bad for you

>3 times a week
isn't that bad for you

>pure starch
>good for you

Try diet Coke?

HBCBs from Whataburger, only southern bros will understand

A nice homemade pizza

All you can eat sushi bars will be the death of me.

Turkish delights
I love tea and there's nothing better than bitter tea and sweet delights

same senpai

that recent ben and jerrys s'mores flavor is fucking dangerous. if you keep it to a quarter of the pint it's not so bad, since that's the serving

Wingstop lemon pepper makes my dick diamonds

Hello darkness my old friend...

can you not just eat sashimi? it is but raw fish dipped in soy if you want, add a bit of ginger too