Walk into gym

>walk into gym
DES
PA
CITO

Trips demand Boogie hate thread

PAY
MY
HEALTHCARE

>approaching the gym
>earbuds ready to block despacito and shape of you
>it's RHCP discography day
Literally can't stop the gains

500lbs can't stop me from lifting twinkies!

>walk into gym

Whooah, we're half way there
Whoooah, Livin' on a prayer

My neighbor is playing Despacito as I write this. I can't escape this shit.

>those digits

If you hate normie music then you are a plebeian. It is music specifically designed to be suited to the human ear more than any other sound in the world. If you don't like music which is LITERALLY commercially motivated in how perfect it is (we're talking the right wavelengths, frequencies and note patterns etc) then you are an abnormality.

hahahah
that is cute,

angry fatty manlet

quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
deja que te diga cosas al oído
para que te acuerdas que no estás conmigooooooo
des pa cito

>SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
>UPIDOPI EHEHEHEHEHEH
>UHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUH
>SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

It's designed for the human ear in the same way that McDonalds is designed to taste good.

Exactly, maccie ds is fucking delish

>My dear fellow, there are in fact only so many notes the ear can hear in the course of an evening.

Brainlet detected.

I have headphones but they aren't plugged in. I can't afford a smartphone or an MP3 player.

>being such a braindead drone that music designed for you actually works

I bet you watch commercials too, don't you

An mp3 player is literally like 10 bucks. How poor are you?

Despacito.
Mi nombre es Papito.
Yo quiero un taquito.
Cuidado, hormigas !

>this song makes 8th grade white girls try to speak Spanish and rhyme everything.
>8th grade white girls..... (not sweating)

You're a brit that most likely thinks rustlers are good opinion disregarded.

Holy shit i was playing this like an hour ago, are you my neighboor?

He actually survived his surgery, I'm amazed. Apparently he feels no cravings now, hell maybe he can actually reach a healthy weight.

>girl

I live behind the dumpster at the local supermarket. I only have a gym because I sneak in through the back at Planet Fitness.

How do you post here then?

The library. I spend most of my time here reading or going online and applying for jobs or going on Veeky Forums.

>walk into gym
> DON'T GO TO THE EDGE OF RAINBOWS, DON'T SLEEP ANYMORE! YOU'LL DREAM EVIL

what did he mean by this

Fucking kek

Conformist degenerate

>walk into gym
>Taнцyй хapдбac ecли нe лoх, нa ocтaльнoe пoх,
>Bceм ктo в нaйк и aдидace – хapдбacим!